Is it just me or do you also put a plastic sheet cover so that the girl doesn't stain you bed?
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what kind fo skanks you bringing home Alex?
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It's just you.
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This is why I use MR. Izzz's bed.Originally posted by Alex from Montreal
Is it just me or do you also put a plastic sheet cover so that the girl doesn't stain you bed?
I'ts already got blood splatter on is so who cares about som emore bodily fluids?Comment
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i have one there all the time, i never know when ima get some pussy.Comment
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You won't ever, don't worryOriginally posted by Magg
i have one there all the time, i never know when ima get some pussy.
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I once had a girl that "squirted" on my bed. Since then, I no longer take chances.Originally posted by doober
what kind fo skanks you bringing home Alex?
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Originally posted by egonetworks
You won't ever, don't worry
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get familiar with motels when your doing those dirty broads....Originally posted by Alex from Montreal
I once had a girl that "squirted" on my bed. Since then, I no longer take chances.
its cheap and you can make as much of a mess as you want and you dont have to clean up shit.
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Yeah, Im stuck with trannies. So I guess you're coming over tonight?Originally posted by egonetworks
You won't ever, don't worryComment
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Is that the best you can come up with?Originally posted by Magg
Yeah, Im stuck with trannies. So I guess you're coming over tonight?Comment
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Pretty much, I suck at witty insults.Comment
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EvidentlyOriginally posted by Magg
Pretty much, I suck at witty insults.Comment
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Originally posted by egonetworks
Evidently
Then why'd you ask? I think WHT misses you.Comment
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Just checking if you'd spam some more.Originally posted by Magg
Then why'd you ask? I think WHT misses you.
WHT, oh man - that place was great for a laughComment
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How was I spamming? I replied on-topic, you're the one who took it off.Comment
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You been seeing all that shit going on with AN lately? That's some gfy drama if I ever saw it, lol.Originally posted by Magg
Then why'd you ask? I think WHT misses you.
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closes thing was putting down a shower curtain and pouring baby oil all over ourselves... lots of fun
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i just except the fact that after sex i need to change the sheets. If its with a girlfriend its different, but with a girl you meet at a bar or wherever, i just get weirded out by her residue.
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squirt on his boobies! if not, the sheet goes straight in the laundry basket!
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nasty lol. Don't be fucking them whoresComment
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No I don't.
I don't know what's worse.
A- Put plastic on the bed. Nothing more romantic than the sound of crackling plastic to put you and your partner in the mood.
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B- Invite your partner over to the charming palace of Motel 6.
If you choose B, at least you don't have to worry about stains. Oh, they're already there. You just don't see them (unless you carry a UV light)
I say don't be a cheap bastard, use the laundry dammit. If you know she's a squirter, use your roomate's bed.
If you absolutely must use plastic, use bubblewrap. More fun that way.
Just my
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My matress can't fit into the washing machine.Originally posted by Mike Okitch
I say don't be a cheap bastard, use the laundry dammit. If you know she's a squirter, use your roomate's bed.
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Originally posted by doober
what kind fo skanks you bringing home Alex?
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hahaha.. you bringing them home when they are on their rags or something?!Comment
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scenario:
Things are hot and heavy and the couple move into the bedroom area... tearing at each others clothes and sucking face madly.. the woman falls on the bed and hears the crinkle of plastic...things halt..she is thinking in her mind..is this fucker a bed wetter? Does he have a bed wetting fetish? Does he think I will stain his fucking matress? fuck this anal retentive piss boy...im outta here... see ya.
plastic sheets ruined it again.
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It's already on my bed, most of the time i'm tying to scramble and get it off before they notice it
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I just buy a new bed everytime. A plastic sheet is too much trouble.
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I don't invite them, they just come in without my permission. LOLComment
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a little anal retentive i see, i think u have see as good as it gets way to many times
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Sounds like you got some hot ones coming over.█ joesmut (a) gmail Dot com
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Dude if you need the rubber sheets it's time to get a better class of girl...Comment
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Originally posted by AaronM
This is why I use MR. Izzz's bed.
I'ts already got blood splatter on is so who cares about som emore bodily fluids?
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You'd probably be suprised to learn that there are different type of plastic bed covers being sold. Yeah the cheap ones at $2.50 and less do crinkle but you can also get those new micro-fiber ones at $10+ that hardly crinkle.Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
scenario:
Things are hot and heavy and the couple move into the bedroom area... tearing at each others clothes and sucking face madly.. the woman falls on the bed and hears the crinkle of plastic...things halt..she is thinking in her mind..is this fucker a bed wetter? Does he have a bed wetting fetish? Does he think I will stain his fucking matress? fuck this anal retentive piss boy...im outta here... see ya.
plastic sheets ruined it again.
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youre kidding right?Comment
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lol, i hope i never need to bring home girls who would make me think of putting a plastic bed sheetsComment
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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
scenario:
Things are hot and heavy and the couple move into the bedroom area... tearing at each others clothes and sucking face madly.. the woman falls on the bed and hears the crinkle of plastic...things halt..she is thinking in her mind..is this fucker a bed wetter? Does he have a bed wetting fetish? Does he think I will stain his fucking matress? fuck this anal retentive piss boy...im outta here... see ya.
plastic sheets ruined it again.
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It's not the sheets, ya can always get new ones. Replacing the mattress sucks.
Anyway, date older women past the change. You'll have fewer problems.Comment
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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
scenario:
Things are hot and heavy and the couple move into the bedroom area... tearing at each others clothes and sucking face madly.. the woman falls on the bed and hears the crinkle of plastic...things halt..she is thinking in her mind..is this fucker a bed wetter? Does he have a bed wetting fetish? Does he think I will stain his fucking matress? fuck this anal retentive piss boy...im outta here... see ya.
plastic sheets ruined it again.
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oh noh if I am a gurl and you put a plastic over your bed... i might as well annoy you by removing the plastic "unintentionnaly" then mess up with your dear bed... 'coz it is one big insult seeing a plastic cover on your bed as if I got this dirty hygiene lolComment
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