the evil lie that is the WONDER-BRA

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  • Carol@Pixipay
    I have traffic for sale
    • Aug 2002
    • 1118
    #51
    Originally posted by wyldblyss
    For the life of me I can't figure out why us women would lie to you poor kind souls. I am sure it has nothing to do with:

    Bob: Hot chick if she wasn't flat as a board.
    Rick: Ewww did you see her ass in those jeans?
    Bill: There is something fucked up with her eyes you can barely see them.
    Mark: That ain't no chick, she looks like my brother!
    John: WTF is up with her hair? She should let it grow.
    George: Yuk, I hate brunettes, it is blonde all the way for me.

    So we wear wonderbras or get implants put on make-up, go blonde, add extensions and wear jeans to fill out our ass. What do we get?
    Fuck man, she is so FAKE

    Yet, ya'll are sittin there in jogging pants that are busting at the seams cause ya "put on a couple pounds", looking in the mirror thinking ya are hot stuff with your unibrow and that fashionable "shaved my head cause i'm going bald" look and that "rough and tough complexion" (acne scars) complaining about us while you fiddle with your 4 inch penis.

    I tell ya, girls can't win.

    P.S. We lied about loving your mom too!
    Touche'!

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      • jennym
        Confirmed User
        • May 2003
        • 1622
        #52
        Originally posted by wyldblyss
        P.S. We lied about loving your mom too!
        Ain't that the fuckin' truth!

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          • MrIzzz
            If u touch it, I will cum
            • Sep 2003
            • 22923
            #53
            Originally posted by mandyxxx
            Proof! Not the best pic.. but oh well...

            i would like to take a moment and thank the good lord for providing you and all of us with those amazing ya-yas

            amen


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              • Daymare
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2002
                • 2674
                #54
                Reminds me of Madonna for some reason.

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                  • mandyxxx
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 520
                    #55
                    Originally posted by VirtuMike
                    WOW these wonderbras are AMAZING! Mandy, how much do they shrink when the Wonderbra comes off??? (for scientific purposes...)

                    Shit EVERY girl should have one of these devices!

                    And FYI I'd hit it.
                    For scientific purposes, of course =)

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                      • gangbangjoe
                        Ronin
                        • May 2004
                        • 17693
                        #56
                        Originally posted by juicylinks


                        True trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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                          • GiantGnome
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 4344
                            #57
                            Originally posted by mandyxxx
                            For scientific purposes, of course =)


                            I for one thank you for your devotion to science!
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                              • gangbangjoe
                                Ronin
                                • May 2004
                                • 17693
                                #58
                                Originally posted by mandyxxx
                                For scientific purposes, of course =)

                                damn im beginning to love science

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                                  • mandyxxx
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 520
                                    #59
                                    I even took the pic from the same set... for scientific purposes =)
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                                      • blackjackandhookers
                                        Registered User
                                        • Aug 2004
                                        • 49
                                        #60
                                        Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                        why do you lie to men and make them believe that your breasts are full and supple, but when the bra is removed....




                                        nada.
                                        I think it is more shocking to uncover another secret when you take of the panty of the "woman" and find a dangly little thing hanging between her legs
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                                          • mary34d
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Aug 2003
                                            • 3358
                                            #61
                                            Originally posted by mandyxxx
                                            For scientific purposes, of course =)
                                            yes i must study these....damn those are nice mandyxxx


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                                              • pure energy
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Apr 2004
                                                • 4274
                                                #62
                                                It's because of fashion.
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                                                  • Nanda
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                    • 5310
                                                    #63
                                                    Originally posted by stevecore
                                                    chris rock says it best.

                                                    Women is the biggest liar. The master of visual lying. Look at you, you wear a heel, you ain't that tall. You wear a makeup, your face don't look like that. You wear a wonderbra, your tits ain't that big. Everything about you is a lie, and you expect me to tell the truth. Fuck you!
                                                    Originally posted by Persius
                                                    ahhaha




                                                    theyre making wonder jeans too.. shows ur ass has more definition..

                                                    said indeed

                                                    false advertising
                                                    They already have those out...they have everything for the fake lovers....
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                                                      • VirtuMike
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • May 2002
                                                        • 2483
                                                        #64
                                                        Interesting. My hypothesis seems correct. They appear to be almost identical in size. This leaves me to an alternate hypothesis:


                                                        H(0): There is a chemical in the wonderbra that reacts with breast tissue to grow them to massive proportions.

                                                        H(a): Either that or the thing just lifts and separates.
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                                                          • DWB
                                                            Registered User
                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                            • 31779
                                                            #65
                                                            i LOVE hanging titties... heavy hangers... whatever you call them, i love 'em. nothing makes me harder than taking of some girls bra and finding out that they were holding in large D cups that drop and hang just perfect.... yummy.

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                                                              • SpikeHeel
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                • 1531
                                                                #66
                                                                mandy has nice, supple boobies! even if she has no wonder bra!

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                                                                  • mandyxxx
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                                    • 520
                                                                    #67
                                                                    Originally posted by SpikeHeel
                                                                    mandy has nice, supple boobies! even if she has no wonder bra!
                                                                    Thank you, thank you. Just for that, you get another pic, non wonderbra related =) and spam related.... psst... the affliate program just launched =)

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                                                                      • DWB
                                                                        Registered User
                                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                                        • 31779
                                                                        #68
                                                                        Yes... Mandy has PERFECT tits. I would start a war over tits like that.

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