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  • arial
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2002
    • 4012

    #51
    Originally posted by Tala
    And for god's sake, whatever you do, don't sneeze.
    I almost choked on my hamburger after reading this!

    Edit: 50 blowjob tips!

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    • Manowar
      jellyfish  
      • Dec 2003
      • 71528

      #52
      Originally posted by Tala
      And for god's sake, whatever you do, don't sneeze.

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      • alexg
        IL4L.com
        • Aug 2003
        • 11287

        #53
        why are you posting a blowjob guide on a board that consists of about 90% males?

        Find fuck buddies in your area!

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        • Doc911
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2004
          • 3695

          #54
          Just remember guys...

          After you've cum in her mouth.

          If you tap it on her forehead more than 2 times, to get that last drip off, You are playing with it.


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          • Elli
            Reach for those stars!
            • Apr 2003
            • 17991

            #55
            I first read that years and years ago. I have yet to get a complaint in that department.
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            • acctman
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2003
              • 2840

              #56
              the guys on here need to shut the fuck up does everything have to be a negative comment

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              • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                WW4L
                • Oct 2002
                • 10581

                #57
                Originally posted by alexg
                why are you posting a blowjob guide on a board that consists of about 90% males?
                makes ya wonder doesnt it

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                • sickkittens
                  I am a meat popsicle.
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 25100

                  #58
                  All that text to learn how to suck a cock?

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                  • CyberBachelor
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 2682

                    #59
                    Damnit, where the fuck is my warm washcloth? I've made a mess!

                    .....................................

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                    • johnbosh
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 8965

                      #60
                      just practise:D

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                      • LadyMischief
                        Orgasms N Such!
                        • Sep 2002
                        • 18135

                        #61
                        Originally posted by Tala
                        And for god's sake, whatever you do, don't sneeze.
                        Angry Dragon!!

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                        • Jon2
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 2875

                          #62
                          Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                          makes ya wonder doesnt it
                          Its made available on here for easy printing out...

                          Ya know you gotta give it to the chick before anything happens...Then you know you'll actually get a half decent bj...

                          Jon

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                          • AaronM
                            GFY Royality ;)
                            • Oct 2001
                            • 46917

                            #63
                            Originally posted by Tera
                            If you really have to wonder then it's not even worth answering this for you.

                            and Aaron, what do you think I gave you my cell number for.. DUH


                            Oh...I know why you gave me your digits....You have had your eye on me since the Montreal show in 2002.

                            It's all good....You're a hottie.

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                            • alexg
                              IL4L.com
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 11287

                              #64
                              Originally posted by qualitythumbs
                              Its made available on here for easy printing out...

                              Ya know you gotta give it to the chick before anything happens...Then you know you'll actually get a half decent bj...

                              Jon
                              i just pictured giving it to the chick in the middle of a bad bj

                              Find fuck buddies in your area!

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                              • mary34d
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2003
                                • 3358

                                #65
                                Originally posted by kBizzle
                                u forgot the part where a man can cum on your face and call you a dirty whore....

                                or was I just special???

                                :-))
                                I also forgot the part where i slap you in the face and then you slap me back


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                                • Nysus
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 7817

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by LadyMischief
                                  Angry Dragon!!
                                  That's what it's called! I couldn't recall it.. Thanks.

                                  Matt
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                                  • Tala
                                    Fucked if I know
                                    • Dec 2002
                                    • 23368

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                    Save the sneezes for regular intercourse It makes the vaginal muscles clench up tight.
                                    So does laughing.

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                                    • mary34d
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2003
                                      • 3358

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by Tala
                                      So does laughing.

                                      lol


                                      The guys at CJ Bucks will do absolutely anything to get your business. You owe it to yourself to at least ask!

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                                      • reynold
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 51271

                                        #69
                                        juicy advice...

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                                        • TweetyBird
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2004
                                          • 8532

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by Tala
                                          And for god's sake, whatever you do, don't sneeze.
                                          hehe
                                          sig for sale.
                                          ICQ :338213644

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                                          • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                            WW4L
                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 10581

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by qualitythumbs
                                            Its made available on here for easy printing out...

                                            Ya know you gotta give it to the chick before anything happens...Then you know you'll actually get a half decent bj...

                                            Jon

                                            I must be lacking.. I have never had a blowjob

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                                            • the_wizz
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 1633

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by juicylinks
                                              I am on the next flight to Atlanta
                                              Forget the flight... I live here!!
                                              Promote the Best

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                                              • Trixie Racer
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Aug 2003
                                                • 2328

                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                                I blow my load after 2-10 minutes of "regular" sex...
                                                Wow. I am the first to admit that I prefer smaller cock for sex, but it would be IMPOSSIBLE for me to stay monogamous with a guy who couldn't screw for more than 10 minutes.

                                                I enjoy the act of fucking much more than just having an orgasm. 45 minutes is a quickie.
                                                Make a Red Cross Donation!

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                                                • mary34d
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                  • 3358

                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by Trixie Racer
                                                  Wow. I am the first to admit that I prefer smaller cock for sex, but it would be IMPOSSIBLE for me to stay monogamous with a guy who couldn't screw for more than 10 minutes.

                                                  I enjoy the act of fucking much more than just having an orgasm. 45 minutes is a quickie.
                                                  Damn, you go girl


                                                  The guys at CJ Bucks will do absolutely anything to get your business. You owe it to yourself to at least ask!

                                                  Free Hosting, Content, etc. CJ Bucks has it all. Sign up! I'll show you my tits now you show me your traffic.

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                                                  • jimmyf
                                                    OU812
                                                    • Feb 2001
                                                    • 12651

                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by Tala
                                                    And for god's sake, whatever you do, don't sneeze.
                                                    now that is funny
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                                                    • johndoebob
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                      • 3405

                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by Trixie Racer
                                                      Wow. I am the first to admit that I prefer smaller cock for sex, but it would be IMPOSSIBLE for me to stay monogamous with a guy who couldn't screw for more than 10 minutes.

                                                      I enjoy the act of fucking much more than just having an orgasm. 45 minutes is a quickie.
                                                      Are there really guys who can fuck you for an hour or longer?The average guy normally comes after 5-20min beside he's using viagra.

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                                                      • mary34d
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Aug 2003
                                                        • 3358

                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by johndoebob
                                                        Are there really guys who can fuck you for an hour or longer?The average guy normally comes after 5-20min beside he's using viagra.
                                                        I would rather have four 15 minute quickies than one 1 hour long fuck


                                                        The guys at CJ Bucks will do absolutely anything to get your business. You owe it to yourself to at least ask!

                                                        Free Hosting, Content, etc. CJ Bucks has it all. Sign up! I'll show you my tits now you show me your traffic.

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                                                        • justsexxx
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                          • 13723

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by Trixie Racer
                                                          Wow. I am the first to admit that I prefer smaller cock for sex, but it would be IMPOSSIBLE for me to stay monogamous with a guy who couldn't screw for more than 10 minutes.

                                                          I enjoy the act of fucking much more than just having an orgasm. 45 minutes is a quickie.
                                                          I agree, come on 10 minutes is nothing. When my girl would turn me down after 10 minutes, I would have to look for another sex partner as well. And the same goes for my girl I assume.

                                                          Andre
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                                                          • robfantasy
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jun 2002
                                                            • 6445

                                                            #79
                                                            i have sex like a porn star
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                                                            • jimmyf
                                                              OU812
                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                              • 12651

                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by johndoebob
                                                              I'll never understand how somebody can seriously like sucking pussy.
                                                              think about the woman, 99.999% love it.

                                                              I've made it a point 2 become very expert at eating pussy.

                                                              I once put an ad on yahoo (when they allowed nasty ones) wanting 2 eat pussy had women from 20's to 60's.

                                                              must have met 10 squirter's

                                                              had women asking if they could call me from all over the country.

                                                              I got more pussy (fucked) than should be allowed.

                                                              you sirs are fucking stupid.
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                                                              • bogo
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jun 2002
                                                                • 1982

                                                                #81
                                                                blowjobs are good for your health

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                                                                • Reak
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                  • 17920

                                                                  #82
                                                                  Originally posted by MandyBlake
                                                                  Now all of the sudden I feel like sucking some dick!
                                                                  You're more then welcome

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                                                                  • robfantasy
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                                    • 6445

                                                                    #83
                                                                    Originally posted by jimmyf
                                                                    think about the woman, 99.999% love it.

                                                                    I've made it a point 2 become very expert at eating pussy.

                                                                    I once put an ad on yahoo (when they allowed nasty ones) wanting 2 eat pussy had women from 20's to 60's.

                                                                    must have met 10 squirter's

                                                                    had women asking if they could call me from all over the country.

                                                                    I got more pussy (fucked) than should be allowed.

                                                                    you sirs are fucking stupid.

                                                                    thats what im talking about jimmy
                                                                    Looking to speak w/ high volume nutra CPA affiliates or networks... msg me

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                                                                    • ezrydn
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                      • 695

                                                                      #84
                                                                      Now, someone needs to post "How to give your woman head properly."

                                                                      Most guys, I've been told, just root around like pigs and haven't a clue as the the true nature of the "playground" they're into.

                                                                      Come on, gals, tell us what "good head" means to YOU!

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                                                                      • NoCarrier
                                                                        We need more free porn
                                                                        • Mar 2002
                                                                        • 16356

                                                                        #85

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                                                                        • Satisfaction
                                                                          WootWootCash.com
                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                          • 10900

                                                                          #86
                                                                          Originally posted by fris
                                                                          i dont really like a blowjob, i like when she starts , then i take control and throat fuck her
                                                                          rofl thats great!!! nothing like a bit of face fucking!

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