Solution to Iran Nukes: BRING BACK THE SHAH!

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  • Mr. Marks
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2001
    • 7517

    #1

    Solution to Iran Nukes: BRING BACK THE SHAH!

    It's time for the US to kick some Shiite tail and bring old school ORDER back into Iran.
    It's time to reinstall the rightful ruler of Iran--the SHAH.

    Hopefully this happens the next four years. The recent missile test by Iran (which can hit Israel) and their open nuclear ambitions have made it necessary to knock the mullahs in power back to the 7th cenury where they belong.
  • Mr. Marks
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2001
    • 7517

    #2
    Hopefully the reconstitution of SAVAK will chill the religious-based haterz and commie fucktards in Iran.

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    • Mr. Marks
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2001
      • 7517

      #3
      bump

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      • Mr. Marks
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2001
        • 7517

        #4
        bumping for a free Middle East

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        • rickholio
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2004
          • 1914

          #5
          Dunno if you got the memo, but Shah Reza died in 1980.

          You could bring him back, but he'd be a little stiff.
          ~

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          • Corona
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2002
            • 2185

            #6
            Originally posted by rickholio
            You could bring him back, but he'd be a little stiff.
            Surprised it took so long for someone to mention this little problem with his idea.
            I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
            And heaven knows I'm miserable now

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            • Mr. Marks
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2001
              • 7517

              #7
              Originally posted by Corona
              Surprised it took so long for someone to mention this little problem with his idea.
              No dumbasses, Im talking about the HEIR to the Pahlavi throne. The new SHAH. Shah is a title, fuckwads, it survives the bastard wearing the title.

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              • strats
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Feb 2004
                • 1805

                #8
                someone fucking rescue me please

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                • Corona
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 2185

                  #9
                  Originally posted by papichulo
                  No dumbasses, Im talking about the HEIR to the Pahlavi throne. The new SHAH. Shah is a title, fuckwads, it survives the bastard wearing the title.
                  So how do you propose get this rich kid back into power?
                  I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
                  And heaven knows I'm miserable now

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                  • rickholio
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 1914

                    #10
                    Originally posted by papichulo
                    No dumbasses, Im talking about the HEIR to the Pahlavi throne. The new SHAH. Shah is a title, fuckwads, it survives the bastard wearing the title.
                    You know, at one point I considered bringing up the various things wrong with the idea (like the fact that Reza II hasn't set foot in his country of birth in over 25 years and spent his entire adult life in western countries, therefore having little understanding and even less legitimacy with the people he would be assuming dictatorship over) but your obvious attitude problem indicates that you're more interested in masturbation over your super-cool-awesome idea to 'fix Iran' than actual exchanges of opinion.

                    BTW - when you say "The Shah", most people old enough to know what the hell you're talking about will immediately think "The Last Shah of Iran", not some new random shah spawn who's spent most of his adult life in Maryland. If you want people to understand what you're saying, talk more clearly instead of trying to muddle and redefine existing terms.
                    ~

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                    • Mr. Marks
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2001
                      • 7517

                      #11
                      You are obviously a liberal pig that does not deserve to live in these great US of A. Go home to your gulag, comrade!

                      Originally posted by rickholio
                      You know, at one point I considered bringing up the various things wrong with the idea (like the fact that Reza II hasn't set foot in his country of birth in over 25 years and spent his entire adult life in western countries, therefore having little understanding and even less legitimacy with the people he would be assuming dictatorship over) but your obvious attitude problem indicates that you're more interested in masturbation over your super-cool-awesome idea to 'fix Iran' than actual exchanges of opinion.

                      BTW - when you say "The Shah", most people old enough to know what the hell you're talking about will immediately think "The Last Shah of Iran", not some new random shah spawn who's spent most of his adult life in Maryland. If you want people to understand what you're saying, talk more clearly instead of trying to muddle and redefine existing terms.

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                      • Corona
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2002
                        • 2185

                        #12
                        Originally posted by papichulo
                        You are obviously a liberal pig that does not deserve to live in these great US of A. Go home to your gulag, comrade!
                        WTF

                        Whats with all the hate?
                        I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
                        And heaven knows I'm miserable now

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                        • Goatse
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 2086

                          #13
                          So Iran needs a secular leader. Wait, didn't the US just remove a secular leader in the same region not long ago?

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