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  • sexeducation
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jun 2003
    • 7315

    #1

    Anal Sex Bloopers - REAL STORY!

    One of the postives of being the [email protected] which I often stated that I have protected it's 100% anonymity for over a decade is the stories that both men an women share with me ...

    Here is a true story that was relayed to me the other day ...
    (paraphrased)

    "The biggest screw-up I've had with sex - is anal sex. One time this hot babe wanted me to do her in the ass. So I told her I was not comfortable with that - I was only 17 - and not 26 like I am now and getting married - John. Anyway, she said okay and asked me to put this bead of strings in here butt - instead. So I did and continued to screw her while she rubbed herself. Then she said - PULL THEM OUT. So I did like I was starting a LAWN MOWER and she shit all over me. After we cleaned up - I was so embarrased I never saw her again."

    true stuff ; )
  • kush
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2001
    • 3382

    #2
    That's disgusting.

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    • sexeducation
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      • Jun 2003
      • 7315

      #3
      [I was going to say out popped Boobmaster posts. Butt (pun intended) - I won't]
      : )

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      • Matt M
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2002
        • 738

        #4
        Fuck that is funny!!!!
        No Thanks, I have my own......
        ICQ: 156837862

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        • sexeducation
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jun 2003
          • 7315

          #5
          Originally posted by kush
          That's disgusting.
          Ya - it is.
          The story does teach.

          Many women actually like those anal beads when they come out at the right time.

          For women that like anal sex - it's way up their on their favourites list when removed with some common sence.

          ... like a lawn mower ..."
          okie dokie

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          • Santa Monica Gynecologist
            Registered User
            • Aug 2004
            • 98

            #6
            I hate it when I pull my cock out of a bitch and it is covered in shit. Kind of ruins the romance.

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            • ace0r
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2001
              • 1410

              #7
              i read the same thing in the 'true lies' section of maxim magazine a while ago

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              • sexeducation
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jun 2003
                • 7315

                #8
                Originally posted by Matt M
                Fuck that is funny!!!!
                It's hilarious.
                and true.

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                • Peaches
                  Old broad
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 13933

                  #9
                  Shut up, pedo.

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                  • Enema
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2004
                    • 599

                    #10
                    Heard a similar story here but it was intentional.

                    Guy went to a club, picked up a hot chick and went home, she put the beads in his ass, ripped them out so he shit all over the place then she rolled around in it getting all scat-tacular.

                    not sure if that's an urban legend or not.

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                    • hova
                      Traffillionaire
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 22430

                      #11
                      thats a very kinky story
                      http://traffillions.com/

                      Sign up and get lifetime revshare on your traffic

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                      • GiantGnome
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 4344

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Peaches
                        Shut up, pedo.
                        NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

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                        • sexeducation
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 7315

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ace0r
                          i read the same thing in the 'true lies' section of maxim magazine a while ago
                          No way ???
                          you think he made this up?

                          He is the kind of guy that reads Maxim.

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                          • MattO
                            The O is for Oohhh
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 10861

                            #14
                            Another post about underage sex, you fucking sick bastard.

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                            • johnbosh
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 8965

                              #15
                              hahaah
                              that very worse lol

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                              • sexeducation
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jun 2003
                                • 7315

                                #16
                                Originally posted by ace0r
                                i read the same thing in the 'true lies' section of maxim magazine a while ago
                                Can you post the issue and page?
                                I want to confront him on this.

                                Many guys use - like the post above - "urban legends" to enhance their sexual conversations with other guys.
                                Last edited by sexeducation; 09-02-2004, 02:47 PM.

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                                • dready
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 5247

                                  #17
                                  Yeah pulling like a lawn mower was probably a bad idea, lol
                                  ICQ: 91139591

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                                  • sexeducation
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 7315

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by dready
                                    Yeah pulling like a lawn mower was probably a bad idea, lol
                                    I still tend to believe him even though this Maxim "issue" has come up.

                                    It is the way he talks - and he does have the type of body that women like - muscular - he's a big boy - with no problem getting women.

                                    And it wasn't his first story he relayed to me on that job site.

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                                    • QuaWee
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 5791

                                      #19
                                      P 3 D 0 P H 1 L 3
                                      i luv mainstream

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                                      • jigg
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2002
                                        • 2527

                                        #20
                                        maybe she was planning for that to happen?
                                        ......
                                        eight,eight,two,eight,eight,four,two
                                        ......

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                                        • sexeducation
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 7315

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by QuaWee
                                          P 3 D 0 P H 1 L 3
                                          I sale low icq cheep!

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                                          • sexeducation
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Jun 2003
                                            • 7315

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by jigg
                                            maybe she was planning for that to happen?
                                            No ... that's not the impression I got.

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                                            • sexeducation
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Jun 2003
                                              • 7315

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by sexeducation
                                              I still tend to believe him even though this Maxim "issue" has come up.

                                              It is the way he talks - and he does have the type of body that women like - muscular - he's a big boy - with no problem getting women.

                                              And it wasn't his first story he relayed to me on that job site.
                                              The other was doing two married MUCH OLDER sisters in one night.
                                              lol

                                              that's for real

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                                              • Tempest
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • May 2004
                                                • 10217

                                                #24
                                                About MasterBlogger - sexeducation.com - "John E. Beacock"

                                                http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=268705
                                                http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=268222
                                                http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=261062
                                                http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=261049
                                                http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=249464
                                                http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=241429
                                                http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=241307
                                                http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=228383

                                                The Suite 353, Unit 204, 1440 52 Street NE address he so proudly posts is a PO box.

                                                The pictures were on a page that basically told fellow pedophiles where to go to get hosting for their crap.

                                                He continues to defend having the page and content by saying that it's a smear compaign against him because he talks about the "truth" regarding the adult biz.

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                                                • Doctor Dre
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 51692

                                                  #25
                                                  God that nickname got unbanned too ?
                                                  Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                  I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                  • sexeducation
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                    • 7315

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                    God that nickname got unbanned too ?
                                                    No - when I appologized to Loryn for taking a wrong manner in getting a domain name (use your imagination) ending in ".CP" shut down ...

                                                    She unbanned SexEducation - I prefer MasterBlogger. But I will stick to more or less SexEducation issues.

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                                                    • sexeducation
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                      • 7315

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Tempest
                                                      About MasterBlogger - sexeducation.com - "John E. Beacock"

                                                      http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=268705
                                                      http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=268222
                                                      http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=261062
                                                      http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=261049
                                                      http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=249464
                                                      http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=241429
                                                      http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=241307
                                                      http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=228383

                                                      The Suite 353, Unit 204, 1440 52 Street NE address he so proudly posts is a PO box.

                                                      The pictures were on a page that basically told fellow pedophiles where to go to get hosting for their crap.

                                                      He continues to defend having the page and content by saying that it's a smear compaign against him because he talks about the "truth" regarding the adult biz.
                                                      ]

                                                      I have answered everyone of these links several times.
                                                      I will again - but you will need to ask Lensman or Loryn if I can.
                                                      In previous threads where I have answered these "claims" several have posted they changed their minds about me.
                                                      Last edited by sexeducation; 09-02-2004, 03:22 PM.

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                                                      • Plan9
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                        • 1801

                                                        #28
                                                        SHUT THE FUCK UP PEDO.

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                                                        • Tempest
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 10217

                                                          #29
                                                          Oh yeah? When did that happen? Or is that just your latest spin on it. Post the threads then where you actually try and spin it to your advantage.

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                                                          • sexeducation
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Jun 2003
                                                            • 7315

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Plan9
                                                            SHUT THE FUCK UP PEDO.
                                                            What did it cost you to get that post count?

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                                                            • MattO
                                                              The O is for Oohhh
                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                              • 10861

                                                              #31
                                                              WHY ARE YOU POSTING A STORY ABOUT A 17 YEAR OLD (UNDERAGE) HAVING ANAL SEX?

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                                                              • GatorB
                                                                The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                • Oct 2001
                                                                • 18208

                                                                #32
                                                                You were 17 and a chick asks you to fucker her in the ass and you say no? Hell when I was 12 and thought about doing chicks up the butt. Man I would have tore that bitches ass up! I bet that chicks ass was sore after you pretended it was a Snapper.

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                                                                • sexeducation
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                  • 7315

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Tempest
                                                                  Oh yeah? When did that happen? Or is that just your latest spin on it. Post the threads then where you actually try and spin it to your advantage.
                                                                  I hereby give permission to ANY LEGAL AUTHORITY anywhere in the world to post any private interview regarding EVEN the suspicion of , charged but charges dropped, investigate where I was contacted by phone, email, snail-mail, all communications with me personally - regarding - rape, child molestation, child pornography, suspicion of the distribution of child pornography or sexual deviant crimes or EVEN the suspicion of - WITHOUT LEGAL RECOURSE.

                                                                  SexEducation.com (hopefully owned by Consumption Junction one day) will always be 100% anonymous and will ALWAYS be able to talk about any sexual subject.

                                                                  Bow to the power of a MasterBlogger.

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                                                                  • sexeducation
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                    • 7315

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by MattO
                                                                    WHY ARE YOU POSTING A STORY ABOUT A 17 YEAR OLD (UNDERAGE) HAVING ANAL SEX?
                                                                    This will be the last time I reply to you ever - unless you stop your automatic insults.

                                                                    The facts as relayed to me are from a 26 year old about to be married - about his experiences as a 17 year old.

                                                                    This is an adult website right?
                                                                    Teenagers do have sex right?

                                                                    Adults can discuss those issue here like they can on other websites right?

                                                                    answer the questions.

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                                                                    • sexeducation
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                      • 7315

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by sexeducation
                                                                      This will be the last time I reply to you ever - unless you stop your automatic insults.

                                                                      The facts as relayed to me are from a 26 year old about to be married - about his experiences as a 17 year old.

                                                                      This is an adult website right?
                                                                      Teenagers do have sex right?

                                                                      Adults can discuss those issue here like they can on other websites right?

                                                                      answer the questions.
                                                                      ADDENDUM: Unless it is against board rules.
                                                                      But I have not read a board rule that says adults can't discuss the behaviour of minors. Nor even by "netiquette" have I inferred that.

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                                                                      • MattO
                                                                        The O is for Oohhh
                                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                                        • 10861

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by sexeducation
                                                                        This will be the last time I reply to you ever - unless you stop your automatic insults.

                                                                        The facts as relayed to me are from a 26 year old about to be married - about his experiences as a 17 year old.

                                                                        This is an adult website right?
                                                                        Teenagers do have sex right?

                                                                        Adults can discuss those issue here like they can on other websites right?

                                                                        answer the questions.

                                                                        The fact is that you can't relate a single "story" from your sick ass site without it having to do in some way with children or underaged teens.

                                                                        Why don't you just go the fuck away?

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                                                                        • MT_Butterfly
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                          • 687

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Peaches
                                                                          Shut up, pedo.
                                                                          No shit!
                                                                          No sig for you!

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                                                                          • Tempest
                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                            • May 2004
                                                                            • 10217

                                                                            #38
                                                                            So I take it then that you don't actually have any threads where you truthfull "answered" the claims etc.

                                                                            What's your relationship with a John Anderson by the way.

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                                                                            • Ricky Dynamite
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                              • 307

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Hi pedo. Bye.

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                                                                              • sexeducation
                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                • Jun 2003
                                                                                • 7315

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Tempest
                                                                                So I take it then that you don't actually have any threads where you truthfull "answered" the claims etc.

                                                                                What's your relationship with a John Anderson by the way.
                                                                                No - there are about 6 threads now - one with over 11,000 posts where I have answered every question - every time.
                                                                                GFY has disabled my search function which appears to be working for others - but not me - otherwise I would just quote previous threads. Answered - several and repeated times.


                                                                                You mean - ? (purposely not posted) Anderson.
                                                                                I registered a couple of domains for him.

                                                                                Just like I registered hundreds of domains.

                                                                                like ...

                                                                                InternetDomains.com

                                                                                ...
                                                                                the list goes on and on ...

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                                                                                • Tempest
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                  • 10217

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Given the crap you spew I have no reason to believe you... If it was important to you you would already have the threads bookmarked. Let me know when you have something to refute the info I have.

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                                                                                  • aSStig
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                                                    • 1102

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    that story is Disgusting . . . ..

                                                                                    but FUNY 1 . ..
                                                                                    PAYMENT SOLUTIONS
                                                                                    http://www.firstdata.com

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                                                                                    • sexeducation
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                      • 7315

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Tempest
                                                                                      Given the crap you spew I have no reason to believe you... If it was important to you you would already have the threads bookmarked. Let me know when you have something to refute the info I have.
                                                                                      I have lost my hard drive twice!!!
                                                                                      I had a backup directly in private directories (not publically accessible) on SexEducation.com but it got shut down.

                                                                                      I've lost most of my research - hence - the complete lack of motivation to redue my website for the 100'th time in consideration of recent 2257 freedom of speech issues and the most retarded thing I've ever hear of - Acacia patent claims regarding video.

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                                                                                      • Webby
                                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                                        • 14956

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        sexeducation:

                                                                                        Instead of trying to dress yourself up in some "nice" persona and come out with "personal experiences" about your "website" - the parts that did not involved under age kids - can you explain why you had images of children involved in these acts on your "websites"?

                                                                                        Also, can you explain why you felt a need to attractive children to your website by "promoting" it on websites and forums which would clearly be read by children??

                                                                                        Further, why did you invite children to correspond with you? Was this part of their "sex education"?
                                                                                        XXX TLD's - Another mosquito to swat.

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                                                                                        • sexeducation
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                                          • 7315

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by aSStig
                                                                                          that story is Disgusting . . . ..

                                                                                          but FUNY 1 . ..
                                                                                          I know ...
                                                                                          but it's even funnier when you know the guy that told me this.

                                                                                          He's probably one of the strongest 15 people you will ever meet in you life. built. built.built.

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                                                                                          • Webby
                                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                                            • 14956

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            sexeducation:

                                                                                            I have lost my hard drive twice!!!
                                                                                            Don't worry - I got a lot of your "research" here on CD's and some other folks have them as well. It's all secure!
                                                                                            XXX TLD's - Another mosquito to swat.

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                                                                                            • sexeducation
                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                              • 7315

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Webby
                                                                                              sexeducation:

                                                                                              Instead of trying to dress yourself up in some "nice" persona and come out with "personal experiences" about your "website" - the parts that did not involved under age kids - can you explain why you had images of children involved in these acts on your "websites"?

                                                                                              Also, can you explain why you felt a need to attractive children to your website by "promoting" it on websites and forums which would clearly be read by children??

                                                                                              Further, why did you invite children to correspond with you? Was this part of their "sex education"?
                                                                                              I have never posted children engaged in sexual acts on my website.

                                                                                              I HAVE post CENSORED GRAPHICS of Brooke Shields in the movies "Blue Lagoon", "Return to Blue Lagoo" and "Pretty Baby" which many still think until this day - is child pornography. I only discussed the issue using screen shots from videos STILL available at my local video store here in Calgary Canda.

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                                                                                              • sexeducation
                                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                • Jun 2003
                                                                                                • 7315

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Webby
                                                                                                sexeducation:



                                                                                                Don't worry - I got a lot of your "research" here on CD's and some other folks have them as well. It's all secure!
                                                                                                Once again - I will say - send me a copy.
                                                                                                But that request by me to you for the upteenst time - has never occured..


                                                                                                Send me a copy ...

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                                                                                                • MT_Butterfly
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                  • 687

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Webby
                                                                                                  sexeducation:



                                                                                                  ... "research" here on CD's and some other folks have them as well. It's all secure!
                                                                                                  That is absolutely correct!
                                                                                                  Time...it all takes time.
                                                                                                  No sig for you!

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                                                                                                  • sexeducation
                                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                                                    • 7315

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Webby
                                                                                                    sexeducation:



                                                                                                    Don't worry - I got a lot of your "research" here on CD's and some other folks have them as well. It's all secure!
                                                                                                    So you are going to charge Brooke Shields with child pornorgraphy right?

                                                                                                    And you are going to charge my local video store with child pornography right?

                                                                                                    Or STFU Webby?

                                                                                                    Which is it?

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