Wow ... there are some amazingly stupid people out there!

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  • jawanda
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2003
    • 6040
    #1

    Wow ... there are some amazingly stupid people out there!

    So I go into the local hardware store today and ask the girl ...

    "Excuse me, you don't happen to sell Ethernet wire do you?"

    "Uhh .. wow... you mean like the REAL Ether? I think that's illegal in the US."

    Wowsers.





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    • wdsguy
      Ryde or Die
      • Dec 2002
      • 19568
      #2

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        • justsexxx
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Aug 2001
          • 13723
          #3
          HAHA that is stupid indeed

          Okay here is mine

          I called a company that sells beds. I asked them do you have bed X on stock.

          Answer: Sory we don't have anything in stock, but I will look in the shop and storage if we have some of the beds left




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            • swoop
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2003
              • 3903
              #4
              Did you end up laughing your ass off or leave in silence?
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                • Ricky Dynamite
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 307
                  #5
                  You should've told him you're a drug dealer, and needed ether for your next batch of crystal meth.

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                    • Scott McD
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                      • Nov 2002
                      • 67792
                      #6
                      I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.'


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                        • nofx
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                          • Nov 2002
                          • 16826
                          #7
                          was she blonde?

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                            • jawanda
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 6040
                              #8
                              Originally posted by swoop
                              Did you end up laughing your ass off or leave in silence?
                              I was in shock.

                              I walked out ... disoriented and flustered ...

                              then had a nice ironical laugh when i got to my car.

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                                • Kyle
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 293
                                  #9
                                  Stupid bitchs

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                                    • jawanda
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 6040
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by nofx
                                      was she blonde?
                                      Nope ...

                                      I think she was half-mexican half white (trash) ... dyed hair, no idea what color it was originally.

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                                        • Apollo
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                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 433
                                          #11
                                          rofl

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                                            • arial
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                                              • Jul 2002
                                              • 4012
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Scott McD
                                              I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.'

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                                                • jOdEs
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                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                  • 271
                                                  #13
                                                  hahaha...

                                                  i was @ the grocery store today, and some lady was trying to exit the door with the huge red "DO NOT ENTER"...and i was like "it says DO NOT ENTER"...and she said "i was trying to exit."

                                                  no joke...that shit really happened today, and i don't think she was trying to make a joke of it...what idiots!

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                                                    • Flashasianxxxoutsourcing
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                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                      • 82
                                                      #14
                                                      is she BLONDE?
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                                                        • reynold
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                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 51271
                                                          #15
                                                          what a dumb!

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                                                            • excitica
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                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                              • 146
                                                              #16
                                                              it's so sad
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                                                                • Missy
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                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                  • 1257
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by jOdEs
                                                                  hahaha...

                                                                  i was @ the grocery store today, and some lady was trying to exit the door with the huge red "DO NOT ENTER"...and i was like "it says DO NOT ENTER"...and she said "i was trying to exit."

                                                                  no joke...that shit really happened today, and i don't think she was trying to make a joke of it...what idiots!
                                                                  Haha! That one's good! Sounds like something I would do! We are all entitled to a blonde moment every now and then, and I must admit I've had my share of them.
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                                                                    • Missy
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                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                      • 1257
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by reynold
                                                                      what a dumb!
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                                                                        • jawanda
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                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                          • 6040
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by jOdEs
                                                                          hahaha...

                                                                          i was @ the grocery store today, and some lady was trying to exit the door with the huge red "DO NOT ENTER"...and i was like "it says DO NOT ENTER"...and she said "i was trying to exit."

                                                                          no joke...that shit really happened today, and i don't think she was trying to make a joke of it...what idiots!

                                                                          Nice, that's fuckin' epic.

                                                                          One of those days?!

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