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09-01-2004, 02:45 AM

I just spent the last hour or so doing stuff like showering, washing my hair, using two different hair conditioners, taking a hair mask and using 4 different products on my face including a facial mask... all the while thinking about a vegetarian meal to make for two female friends of mine who are coming over tonight to watch movies.

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09-01-2004, 02:45 AM

To add insult to injury, there is a very real chance that one of the movies will be Mean Girls.

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09-01-2004, 02:48 AM

No, you could be metrosexual though.

I spend the past 2 hours farting and scratching my nuts, and it doesn't make me manly. It makes me disgusting to girls. Being a manly man is to impress men, and that's pretty gay. Putting on good looks for the ladies is everything but.

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09-01-2004, 02:52 AM

metro shuthefucknowyoustupidfagetbitch.

really a metro sexual what a fancy word for stupid fag. leik omg, a metrosexual liek liek.

i dunno, metrosexual. how about goat fuckingsexual? YEAH YOUR A FUCKING METROSEXUAL DUDE A METROSEXUAL DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS? NEITHER DO WE! HOLY FUCK A METROSEXUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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09-01-2004, 02:56 AM

what brand of facial mask? any good?
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09-01-2004, 02:57 AM

Originally posted by strats
metro shuthefucknowyoustupidfagetbitch.

really a metro sexual what a fancy word for stupid fag. leik omg, a metrosexual liek liek.

i dunno, metrosexual. how about goat fuckingsexual? YEAH YOUR A FUCKING METROSEXUAL DUDE A METROSEXUAL DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS? NEITHER DO WE! HOLY FUCK A METROSEXUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Homophobic much?

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09-01-2004, 02:59 AM

you could be a tranny

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09-01-2004, 03:03 AM

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Homophobic much?

I had to look that word up in the dictionary
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09-01-2004, 03:03 AM

Originally posted by {fusion}
what brand of facial mask? any good?

Just some no-name stuff from the local drug store. Works better than the brands I've tried.
For the rest (facial soap, scruffing lotion, facial lotion) I use Clinique for men, which is great

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09-01-2004, 03:03 AM

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09-01-2004, 03:11 AM

That all sounds pritty gay to me.

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09-01-2004, 03:13 AM

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09-01-2004, 03:14 AM

did you spent it with a guy?
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09-01-2004, 03:24 AM

I might have to add that I will probably spend the entire evening staring at the E/F-cup boobies of one of the girls.

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09-01-2004, 04:17 AM

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09-01-2004, 04:19 AM

Originally posted by punkworld
To add insult to injury, there is a very real chance that one of the movies will be Mean Girls.

I liked Mean Girls.. Lindsey Lohan is hottttt.
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09-01-2004, 04:26 AM

Originally posted by punkworld
I might have to add that I will probably spend the entire evening staring at the E/F-cup boobies of one of the girls.

As long as it's not in jealousy there's a chance you might not be gay

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09-01-2004, 04:35 AM

Originally posted by punkworld
I just spent the last hour or so doing stuff like showering, washing my hair, using two different hair conditioners, taking a hair mask and using 4 different products on my face including a facial mask... all the while thinking about a vegetarian meal to make for two female friends of mine who are coming over tonight to watch movies.

Yeah me too.... I'm high maintenance... Every night I gotta
self-tan my body and face because I am pale as a fucken ghost!

And you don't want to know my routine for when "I'm getting ready to go in public" even to the grocery store or post office. It takes 35 min if I'm fast, but usually over 40min-1 hr or even longer!!!

I am in the bathroom so much, I basically LIVE in my bathroom in front of my mirror... that I actually bought a boom box so i can listen to cd's just in the bathroom. And I even put huge lamps (meant for living room) in there so I can see every fucken detail when looking in the mirror and doing my makeup.

Damn, if I was rich I would even buy a tv built in the wall in there like celebrities do...

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09-01-2004, 04:42 AM

Originally posted by punkworld
To add insult to injury, there is a very real chance that one of the movies will be Mean Girls.

You watch Mean Girls???? Your rock! I LOVE watching teen movies like Legally Blonde and Clueless. I had a bad childhood/teen years so I like to relive them vicariously through movies. Wow... you can be my friend! Can I paint your toes and put makeup on you? I have all the latest MAC Lipglasses and eyeshadows...
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09-01-2004, 04:44 AM

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09-01-2004, 04:50 AM

Originally posted by phogirl69
Damn, if I was rich I would even buy a tv built in the wall in there like celebrities do...

Get one of the pocket TV's from Radio Shack when they are on sale (often). It's shape and size is like an old pocket transister radio so you can stick it anywhere, the screen size is good for closeup viewing and you can run it with batteries or an adapter.

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09-01-2004, 05:24 AM

Originally posted by EviLGuY
I liked Mean Girls.. Lindsey Lohan is hottttt.

I'm just wondering.....she has smth all over her skin. What's it??? it did distract me while I was watching this movie...

As 4 gay or nor gay. I'd say "No". U just like 2 care about urself and look good. There's nothing special about it. My ex. b/d did the same....but it was funny 2 watch him doing it every day

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09-01-2004, 06:48 AM

Arnold said "...girly man..." last night at the RNC convention.
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09-01-2004, 06:51 AM

As long you hair is combed, teeth are brushed and your pits, ass and balls are washed that's all you need. fuck that other shit.
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09-01-2004, 07:10 AM

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09-01-2004, 07:22 AM

If you did all that shit because you want to score with them so bad, then no. Otherwise, yeah.

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09-01-2004, 07:32 AM

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09-01-2004, 07:38 AM

If you can get laid, looking like a pretty boy. Then nahhh

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09-01-2004, 07:40 AM

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Being a manly man is to impress men, and that's pretty gay. Putting on good looks for the ladies is everything but.

lol thats the smartest thing i've heard on this subject in a long time...

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09-01-2004, 07:41 AM

Originally posted by punkworld
I just spent the last hour or so doing stuff like showering, washing my hair, using two different hair conditioners, taking a hair mask and using 4 different products on my face including a facial mask... all the while thinking about a vegetarian meal to make for two female friends of mine who are coming over tonight to watch movies.

If you have to continually tell every guy how much tail your getting sounds like your in denial and are trying to prove your a man, when deep inside you just want to come out with a showtune.

Every gay guy I have known started just like you, trying to show off how many women they can fuck because they are scared of the feelings they have inside and are avoiding the truth.

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09-01-2004, 07:42 AM

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09-01-2004, 07:43 AM

its Ok to be vain sometimes. in fact, cosmetic companies are improviding different varieties of products for men the past couple of years due to seen demands in the market.
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09-01-2004, 01:37 PM

Originally posted by TheLegacy
If you have to continually tell every guy how much tail your getting sounds like your in denial and are trying to prove your a man, when deep inside you just want to come out with a showtune.

Every gay guy I have known started just like you, trying to show off how many women they can fuck because they are scared of the feelings they have inside and are avoiding the truth.

How exactly does talking about cooking for women and watching movies with them equal talking about "getting tail"?
I've never had sex with these girls, and unless hell suddenly freezes over I probably never will. These girls are *friends*of mine... that concept may be alien to you, but not everyone fucks everyone they encounter.

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09-01-2004, 04:37 PM

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09-01-2004, 04:48 PM

Originally posted by pure energy
So you have an identity crisis

Either that, or I made a joke and don't actually believe that using facial cream and hair conditioner makes you gay

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09-01-2004, 05:00 PM

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09-01-2004, 06:32 PM

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09-01-2004, 06:34 PM

Originally posted by punkworld
I just spent the last hour or so doing stuff like showering, washing my hair, using two different hair conditioners, taking a hair mask and using 4 different products on my face including a facial mask... all the while thinking about a vegetarian meal to make for two female friends of mine who are coming over tonight to watch movies.

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09-01-2004, 07:49 PM

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09-01-2004, 08:01 PM

"Am I gay?"

Dunno...........do you suck dicks?

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09-01-2004, 08:52 PM

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
No, you could be metrosexual though.

I spend the past 2 hours farting and scratching my nuts, and it doesn't make me manly. It makes me disgusting to girls. Being a manly man is to impress men, and that's pretty gay. Putting on good looks for the ladies is everything but.

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09-01-2004, 08:55 PM

taking a hair mask

What the hell is a hair mask?

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09-01-2004, 09:36 PM

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09-01-2004, 09:39 PM

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