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  • p1mpdogg
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2002
    • 16714
    #1

    anyone else constipated?

    I dont think i have pooped for 2 days.. this is gettign scary
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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978
      #2
      Try some Lucky Charms

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        • brizzad
          holla
          • Jul 2003
          • 11769
          #3
          hit up taco bell

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            • Sly_RJ
              Live Hard - Die Hard
              • Feb 2002
              • 17042
              #4
              Have a salad.
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                • MattO
                  The O is for Oohhh
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 10861
                  #5
                  Coffee enema

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                    • Dagwolf
                      President of Canada
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 23141
                      #6
                      This should SCARE the shit out of you!
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                        • jOdEs
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 271
                          #7
                          LOL drink a shitload of coffee and go smoke some cigarettes!

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                            • media
                              Confirmed Moneymaker
                              • Apr 2002
                              • 9853
                              #8
                              Eat more greens...
                              I'm here for the violence!

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                                • Trixxxia
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 5600
                                  #9
                                  Two capsules of Aloe Vera supplements at every meal should keep you regular.

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                                    • p1mpdogg
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 16714
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by TopBucksTrixxxia
                                      Two capsules of Aloe Vera supplements at every meal should keep you regular.
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                                        • reynold
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 51271
                                          #11
                                          green tea would do magic i tell yah

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                                            • McDonalds Manager
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 79
                                              #12
                                              it might be good for business, being full of shit has helped you so far.

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                                                • FlyingIguana
                                                  aspiring banker
                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                  • 10870
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by p1mpdogg
                                                  I dont think i have pooped for 2 days.. this is gettign scary
                                                  nothing 2 bowls of all bran can't cure

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                                                    • KMR Stitch
                                                      I am cool
                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                      • 14494
                                                      #14
                                                      Chug some prune juice

                                                      Eat some Bran flakes

                                                      Chug Apple juice

                                                      See what happens

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                                                        • Big Rick
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                          • 245
                                                          #15
                                                          now i have to poop
                                                          Sig coming soon..

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                                                            • escorpio
                                                              doesn't fuck around.
                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 23486
                                                              #16
                                                              I farted a bunch today. Real bad ones.
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                                                                • RightHandMan
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                  • 1694
                                                                  #17
                                                                  With all the shit talking headless does, im suprised he hasnt chimed in on this thread complaining of his inability to shit. he shits via his keyboard...

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                                                                    • SmokeyTheBear
                                                                      ►SouthOfHeaven
                                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                                      • 28609
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by brizzad
                                                                      hit up taco bell
                                                                      this works
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                                                                        • Sassy Girl
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                          • 410
                                                                          #19
                                                                          white castle

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                                                                            • XPays
                                                                              Team Player
                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                              • 13002
                                                                              #20
                                                                              there are 2 yoga postions that will get you going in 30 minutes or less

                                                                              sit down on the floor legs straight out in front of you.
                                                                              slide right foot up to left knee
                                                                              put foot on other side of left knee
                                                                              turn torso and place outside of left elbow on right side of right knee with your left palm up
                                                                              stretch it out and then do the opposite

                                                                              hold the stretches and look up and away and you will be all good in 30 minutes.
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                                                                                • Oncle_Benny
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                  • 1595
                                                                                  #21
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