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WORST affiliate customer service response ever (AFF)

08-08-2005, 10:39 AM

So I write this to Adult Friend Finder:

We are one of your new affiliates. I would like to throw you in our members area as an upsell, and our our exit chain. I would be needing creatives from you guys to accomplish that.

Let me know if you guys have an interest in doing that for me. I understand if you don't as we also have a ton of affiliates and they are always in need of something.

Let me know. I prefer the phone. My number is below.

Christopher Lucidi
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Dear affiliate,

Currently our affiliates are prohibited from advertising, in any manner, Friendfinder services through the use of e-mail or Links in e-mail.
Please do not hesitate in contacting us back if you need further assistance.

Thank you,

Sandro N.
Affiliate Marketing
FriendFinder Inc.

My response:

Did you even read my email?
Who said anything about advertising in email?
This is a joke.

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08-08-2005, 10:42 AM

they use postbots as affiliate rep

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08-08-2005, 10:42 AM

lol gotta love cut and paste responses..

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08-08-2005, 10:43 AM
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08-08-2005, 10:43 AM

lol, wow they hit the question right on the fucking head.. lmao
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08-08-2005, 10:43 AM

I'm sorry that you recieived that response. That clearly was not the correct response to your e-mail. I'm in Florida still from Internext but I will give you a call tomorrow and get you the creatives that you need. Again I appologize for that response sent to you.

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08-08-2005, 10:44 AM

They send the emails to a room with a monkey strapped to a chair, they have a set of large buttons in front of him with preprogrammed email responses.

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08-08-2005, 10:45 AM

Originally posted by Sagi_AFF

I'm sorry that you recieived that response. That clearly was not the correct response to your e-mail. I'm in Florida still from Internext but I will give you a call tomorrow and get you the creatives that you need. Again I appologize for that response sent to you.

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08-08-2005, 10:45 AM

lol, great bots

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08-08-2005, 10:46 AM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

They send the emails to a room with a monkey strapped to a chair, they have a set of large buttons in front of him with preprogrammed email responses.

wow, that was funny, now I am going to have that visual in my head all day.

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08-08-2005, 10:47 AM

Originally posted by Sagi_AFF

I'm sorry that you recieived that response. That clearly was not the correct response to your e-mail. I'm in Florida still from Internext but I will give you a call tomorrow and get you the creatives that you need. Again I appologize for that response sent to you.

Thanks. I'll be here.

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08-08-2005, 10:48 AM

At least you got your follow-up... WTG Sagi_AFF!

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08-08-2005, 10:50 AM

Originally posted by iBanker

wow, that was funny, now I am going to have that visual in my head all day.

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08-08-2005, 11:03 AM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
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08-08-2005, 11:07 AM

Originally posted by Thrawn$

they use postbots as affiliate rep
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08-08-2005, 11:14 AM

They did me the same way:

*******************

I am one of your affiliates and would like to speak with someone regarding banners for some ppc advertising I am doing.

You can email me at this address, or I can give you a call and we can do it by phone. Thanks for you help. Hope to hear from you soon.

Holly

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Dear Holly,

I am just a sexy girl.

Thank you,

Vitasoy Woj
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08-08-2005, 11:17 AM

Originally posted by Holly

Dear Holly,

I am just a sexy girl.

Thank you,

Vitasoy Woj
Affiliate Marketing
FriendFinder Inc.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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08-08-2005, 11:17 AM

Originally posted by Thrawn$

they use postbots as affiliate rep

It seems a handful of programs do.. I've had responses to requests similar to this before.

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08-08-2005, 11:18 AM

Originally posted by Holly

They did me the same way:

*******************

I am one of your affiliates and would like to speak with someone regarding banners for some ppc advertising I am doing.

You can email me at this address, or I can give you a call and we can do it by phone. Thanks for you help. Hope to hear from you soon.

Holly

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Dear Holly,

I am just a sexy girl.

Thank you,

Vitasoy Woj
Affiliate Marketing
FriendFinder Inc.

Woj works for AFF??
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08-08-2005, 11:29 AM

Originally posted by BusterPorn

Woj works for AFF??

God bless your little heart.

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08-08-2005, 11:33 AM

Funny... Gotta Love the Bots

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08-08-2005, 11:39 AM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

You killed me with that one. Thnx for a good laugh

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08-08-2005, 11:40 AM

Thanks, please keep this thread at top, each time I see it it will remind me to try and call epassporte
If someone from epassporte see this then please contact me

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08-08-2005, 12:24 PM

Originally posted by iBanker

So I write this to Adult Friend Finder:

We are one of your new affiliates. I would like to throw you in our members area as an upsell, and our our exit chain. I would be needing creatives from you guys to accomplish that.

Let me know if you guys have an interest in doing that for me. I understand if you don't as we also have a ton of affiliates and they are always in need of something.

Let me know. I prefer the phone. My number is below.

Christopher Lucidi
JasonandAlex.com
858-587-9000 x 102

Their response:

Dear affiliate,

Currently our affiliates are prohibited from advertising, in any manner, Friendfinder services through the use of e-mail or Links in e-mail.
Please do not hesitate in contacting us back if you need further assistance.

Thank you,

Sandro N.
Affiliate Marketing
FriendFinder Inc.

My response:

Did you even read my email?
Who said anything about advertising in email?
This is a joke.

I've also had bad experiences with their customer support. If there is one thing I cant stand, it is when customer support responds without even addressing the issues in your email. It is as if they just read the first sentence and then reply.

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08-08-2005, 12:35 PM

Originally posted by SomeCreep

I've also had bad experiences with their customer support. If there is one thing I cant stand, it is when customer support responds without even addressing the issues in your email. It is as if they just read the first sentence and then reply.

I just don't, and never will, understand why you would choose to use a post-bot email program (if that is indeed what they are doing) to respond to their affiliates.

It doesn't make sense. It's like the idiots that dont read a 2 page thread here before posting to a comment.

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08-08-2005, 12:37 PM

Originally posted by BusterPorn

Woj works for AFF??
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08-08-2005, 01:15 PM

Good save, Sagi. Man, you are everywhere! I swear you have like a batphone hookup or something

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08-08-2005, 01:18 PM

Originally posted by BusterPorn

Woj works for AFF??

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08-08-2005, 01:54 PM

Originally posted by BusterPorn

Woj works for AFF??

Originally posted by Holly

God bless your little heart.

I didn't laugh so hard, I can't remember how long...
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08-08-2005, 01:56 PM

Originally posted by Sagi_AFF

I'm sorry that you recieived that response. That clearly was not the correct response to your e-mail. I'm in Florida still from Internext but I will give you a call tomorrow and get you the creatives that you need. Again I appologize for that response sent to you.

Sorry, but this one is also good

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08-08-2005, 02:29 PM

Originally posted by Mr-No

Sorry, but this one is also good

Yeah, I didn't want to be the first person to point that out though....

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08-08-2005, 02:30 PM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

This one's going in the archives....

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08-08-2005, 02:34 PM

Originally posted by iBanker

Yeah, I didn't want to be the first person to point that out though....

... And now I feel better that I'm not the only one who see that funny...

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08-08-2005, 03:15 PM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

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08-09-2005, 01:28 AM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

this one's a winner

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08-09-2005, 01:52 AM

I always have GREAT customer service/affiliate support from AFF through ICQ ...

Very friendly, and always address and problems right away!!

Try hitting up their Affiliate support ICQ # 215 446 267

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08-09-2005, 02:20 AM

Originally posted by Mr-No

... And now I feel better that I'm not the only one who see that funny...

After all the unneccessary crap that has been on the board lately it's been good to come here and have a good laugh

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