Porn Stars must live in a constant state of fear.
My life insurance company tested me for AIDS and hepatitis. It was negative. My penis is in good shape but those hours before you get your results are nerve racking!
My life insurance company tested me for AIDS and hepatitis. It was negative. My penis is in good shape but those hours before you get your results are nerve racking!






That's how my first AIDS test went. They direct me to a room and leave me in there for about 30 minutes. The whole time I'm thinking "Oh fuck, they're assembling the support team" figuring it would be easy to just pop in and say "negative" so something must be up. When that bitch came in and said "oh, by the way, you're negative" I didn't know whether to cry with relief or punch her out for doing that to me. Worst half hour of my life.
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