True story: I paid a girlfriend for BJ once, then took back money and

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  • SomeCreep
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    • Mar 2003
    • 26118

    #51
    50 true stories

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    • beemk
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      • Jan 2002
      • 20829

      #52
      51
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      • AaronM
        GFY Royality ;)
        • Oct 2001
        • 46917

        #53
        Nice bump.

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        • lazycash
          Troll Patrol
          • Aug 2002
          • 15214

          #54
          Originally posted by AaronM
          Nice bump.
          Thanks
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          • EviLGuY
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2003
            • 12745

            #55
            Originally posted by lazycash
            Thanks
            Why are you bumping these old Dark Jedi threads?

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            • Joe Citizen
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2003
              • 4552

              #56
              Originally posted by DarkJedi
              dumped her.

              She gave me a few BJs when we first started dating, but then would never do it.

              One day I was joking around and said I would give her 10 bucks if she gave me a blowjob.

              She startled me by saying she would even though she was always saying "She can't breathe" etc. etc.

              So I gave her a ten dollar bill and she sucked my dick damn near off.

              Afterwards I got to thinking it was pretty lame for her to be excited about doing it for ten bucks though she did not love me enough to do it otherwise (the selfish whore) so I took the money back and told her I was only roleplaying and what was wrong with her to want to suck dick for money.
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              • beemk
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                • Jan 2002
                • 20829

                #57
                hi
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                • boobmaster
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 6185

                  #58
                  Originally posted by DarkJedi
                  dumped her.

                  She gave me a few BJs when we first started dating, but then would never do it.

                  One day I was joking around and said I would give her 10 bucks if she gave me a blowjob.

                  She startled me by saying she would even though she was always saying "She can't breathe" etc. etc.

                  So I gave her a ten dollar bill and she sucked my dick damn near off.

                  Afterwards I got to thinking it was pretty lame for her to be excited about doing it for ten bucks though she did not love me enough to do it otherwise (the selfish whore) so I took the money back and told her I was only roleplaying and what was wrong with her to want to suck dick for money.
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                  • NiTe-HaWk
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 1196

                    #59
                    Originally posted by Indeed
                    seems like a sex story he copied from some site hehe
                    exactally what I was thinking
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                    • alexg
                      IL4L.com
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 11287

                      #60
                      you shoul have beaten her up afterwards and take any money she got left

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                      • Angry13
                        Registered User
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 59

                        #61
                        Thats awesome!

                        Remember - If you do it for the G-O-D you know its all good.

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                        • zdwebber
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 768

                          #62

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                          • Corleone
                            C.R.E.A.M
                            • Apr 2003
                            • 15262

                            #63
                            $10 is cheap

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                            • chupachups
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 6576

                              #64

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                              • KraZ
                                Confirmed User
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 2636

                                #65
                                Originally posted by goBigtime
                                If you washed your balls and/or quit trying to slam her head on your dick maybe you'd get more blowjobs
                                You seem to know a bit too much about DJ's dick hygiene
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                                • pornJester
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2001
                                  • 6138

                                  #66
                                  hahaha, great story


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                                  • Kicker
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                                    • Apr 2002
                                    • 7040

                                    #67
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                                    • pure energy
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                                      • Apr 2004
                                      • 4274

                                      #68
                                      poor girl she was owned!
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                                      • reynold
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 51271

                                        #69
                                        sorry for you...

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                                        • Tricksy
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 2601

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by JupZChris
                                          i just beat my meat to that story ... =D did she ever find out ?
                                          I've read the whole story...very nice written!!!


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                                          • TheWildcard
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Jun 2004
                                            • 4759

                                            #71
                                            nice story evildick

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                                            • chemicaleyes
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                                              • Aug 2003
                                              • 11569

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by TheWildcard
                                              nice story evildick
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                                              • psili
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Apr 2003
                                                • 5526

                                                #73
                                                When a person preceeds something with "True Story", what they're really trying to say is "I'm making this shit up"
                                                Your post count means nothing.

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                                                • coolfuck
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                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                  • 2440

                                                  #74
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                                                  • WickedVenus
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                    • 3877

                                                    #75
                                                    I went on a blind date with this guy one time, that was not my type at all!!!!! Any who, he wantd a blow job really bad, and I kept telling him hell no so he offered me $20. so i took his money without giving him anything, said i would brb and I headed back home.
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                                                    • xxxdesign-net
                                                      My hips don't lie
                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 10129

                                                      #76

                                                      thanks for the memories

                                                      Another pathetic fake story from the pathetic DarkJedi ...

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