Ok so ill break my night down - it was crazy!
I went out to a friends house for a bbq along with 5 of my other good friends. When we arrived, we were greeted with fat steaks and cold beers. It was a perfect meal for a hot summer night.
As the night wore on, everyone there (men and women alike) started to consume extremely large amounts of alcohol. I had a couple but didnt really want to get pissed, so i decided to stop with the drink and walk around and see how everyone was doing. It was alot of fun catching up with people i havent seen in a long time, but I was starting to get bored. It was about 9pm and we were going to leave but a few car loads of my buddy's (the guy who was having the bbq) girlfriends friends showed up. They were all drunk as fuck. This was way too good to be true so i decided to totally take advantage of some poor slut and fuck with her. Man Alive I did what i set out to do!
So i picked the nastiest, drunkest chick i could find and started with my "german accent". This bitch was dumb and I decided that tonight was the night of the "reverse blumpkin" because i knew i could trick this chick into doing it.
I ended up "drinking" 5 or 6 more "drinks" with her and then she blatently told me she wanted to suck my cock. How perfect! We escaped to the bathroom and she proceeded to give me some nasty head. I grabbed a face towel and wrapped it around he head, over her eyes and explained that I wanted to partake in a favorite german sex act of mine and i wanted to know if she was interested. Obviously she was - I just told her that she needed to keep her eyes covered and to open her mouth when i said i was about to come. She was all happy because she "loved to swallow" but she didnt realize what was going to go into her mouth.
She was giving me a good enough gummer to get me to my breaking point, so before I came, I positioned her by the toilet and had her sit on the ground. I screamed that I was comming and on cue, she opened her mouth. I turned around and started jerking my load into the toilet while i pushed a shit log out and into her mouth. I was ecstatic! I just reversed blumpkined this dumb bitch. I felt Like i won the superbowl.
As she tasted the shit, she started heaving and puking all over herself, so I wiped my ass and stuck the shitty toilet paper to her forehead. I then washed my hands and walked out as she was puking all over the bathroom floor. Basically i told my buddies what had happened and punctuated the event with a "REVERSE BLUMPKIN" Howl, then we left the bbq.
I am the man - Reverse Blumpkin-4-life!
I went out to a friends house for a bbq along with 5 of my other good friends. When we arrived, we were greeted with fat steaks and cold beers. It was a perfect meal for a hot summer night.
As the night wore on, everyone there (men and women alike) started to consume extremely large amounts of alcohol. I had a couple but didnt really want to get pissed, so i decided to stop with the drink and walk around and see how everyone was doing. It was alot of fun catching up with people i havent seen in a long time, but I was starting to get bored. It was about 9pm and we were going to leave but a few car loads of my buddy's (the guy who was having the bbq) girlfriends friends showed up. They were all drunk as fuck. This was way too good to be true so i decided to totally take advantage of some poor slut and fuck with her. Man Alive I did what i set out to do!
So i picked the nastiest, drunkest chick i could find and started with my "german accent". This bitch was dumb and I decided that tonight was the night of the "reverse blumpkin" because i knew i could trick this chick into doing it.
I ended up "drinking" 5 or 6 more "drinks" with her and then she blatently told me she wanted to suck my cock. How perfect! We escaped to the bathroom and she proceeded to give me some nasty head. I grabbed a face towel and wrapped it around he head, over her eyes and explained that I wanted to partake in a favorite german sex act of mine and i wanted to know if she was interested. Obviously she was - I just told her that she needed to keep her eyes covered and to open her mouth when i said i was about to come. She was all happy because she "loved to swallow" but she didnt realize what was going to go into her mouth.
She was giving me a good enough gummer to get me to my breaking point, so before I came, I positioned her by the toilet and had her sit on the ground. I screamed that I was comming and on cue, she opened her mouth. I turned around and started jerking my load into the toilet while i pushed a shit log out and into her mouth. I was ecstatic! I just reversed blumpkined this dumb bitch. I felt Like i won the superbowl.
As she tasted the shit, she started heaving and puking all over herself, so I wiped my ass and stuck the shitty toilet paper to her forehead. I then washed my hands and walked out as she was puking all over the bathroom floor. Basically i told my buddies what had happened and punctuated the event with a "REVERSE BLUMPKIN" Howl, then we left the bbq.
I am the man - Reverse Blumpkin-4-life!
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