don't know if anyone else watched Lewis Black's Root Of All Evil show on the comedy channel this evening, but porn lost to u tube as the root of all evil.
how fucking depressing is that.
A Chinese man calls his boss and says, "Me no work, Me sick." The boss said, "When I get sick, I fuck my wife, why not try that". 2 hours later, the Chinese man calls back, "Me feel better, you have nice house."
Never underestimate the power of human ingratitude.
A Chinese man calls his boss and says, "Me no work, Me sick." The boss said, "When I get sick, I fuck my wife, why not try that". 2 hours later, the Chinese man calls back, "Me feel better, you have nice house."
“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”
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