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  • Shok
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2001
    • 5611
    #1

    I did the unthinkable

    I zipped up too fast this morning and caught my dick in the zipper.

    I just kind of stood there for a moment thinking over what I just did.

    It didn't hurt until I unzipped it. Now its like 4 hours later and Im sitting here in pain. Someone come kiss it better.
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    • SS396chevelleSS
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2004
      • 1692
      #2
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        • Shok
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2001
          • 5611
          #3
          I already have the call in

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            • Jace
              FBOP Class Of 2013
              • Jan 2004
              • 35562
              #4
              ow, jesus..sorry...that sucks

              i agree to call juicy though, he has a serious dick fetish and would probably love to help

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                • CDSmith
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • May 2001
                  • 51460
                  #5
                  I hope this story has a happy ending. I'm having sympathy pains here.
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                    • TheWildcard
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                      • Jun 2004
                      • 4759
                      #6
                      I hope it doesnt get purple and explodes.

                      Many people lost their dicks that way.

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                        • MandyBlake
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                          • Nov 2002
                          • 17761
                          #7
                          did ya put any ice on it?
                          not sure how much that would do, but i figured it would at least numb the pain.
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                            • Jace
                              FBOP Class Of 2013
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 35562
                              #8
                              Originally posted by MandyBlake
                              did ya put any ice on it?
                              not sure how much that would do, but i figured it would at least numb the pain.
                              no shit...at least just make it totally numb...

                              i have done that before, and it doesn't feel good.....ecspecially if you get those nice cuts from the zipper...they sting

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                                • NoCarrier
                                  We need more free porn
                                  • Mar 2002
                                  • 16356
                                  #9
                                  Finish what you started..

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                                    • Shok
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Apr 2001
                                      • 5611
                                      #10
                                      Im going to dip it in alcohol, I want to feel the burn

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                                        • KraZ
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 2636
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by TheWildcard
                                          I hope it doesnt get purple and explodes.

                                          Many people lost their dicks that way.
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                                            • Peaches
                                              Old broad
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 13933
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Shok
                                              Someone come kiss it better.
                                              With Brad out of town you're stuck with Greg.

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                                                • Shok
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 5611
                                                  #13
                                                  I can't, Greg is having a herpes flare up this week.

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                                                    • Rick Latona
                                                      The Best Ideas Start Here
                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 6037
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Shok
                                                      I zipped up too fast this morning and caught my dick in the zipper.

                                                      I just kind of stood there for a moment thinking over what I just did.

                                                      It didn't hurt until I unzipped it. Now its like 4 hours later and Im sitting here in pain. Someone come kiss it better.
                                                      Ouch!
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                                                        • Rick Latona
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                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                          • 6037
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Shok
                                                          I zipped up too fast this morning and caught my dick in the zipper.

                                                          I just kind of stood there for a moment thinking over what I just did.

                                                          It didn't hurt until I unzipped it. Now its like 4 hours later and Im sitting here in pain. Someone come kiss it better.
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                                                            • Peaches
                                                              Old broad
                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 13933
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Shok
                                                              I can't, Greg is having a herpes flare up this week.
                                                              Too bad Danny's gone

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                                                                • Shok
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                  • 5611
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Rick Latona
                                                                  Hey Shok, why don't you have a boobiebucks signature?
                                                                  Because Im not there anymore

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                                                                    • Rick Latona
                                                                      The Best Ideas Start Here
                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                      • 6037
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Shok
                                                                      Because Im not there anymore
                                                                      Hit me up then.
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                                                                        • Shok
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                          • 5611
                                                                          #19
                                                                          you got icq

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                                                                            • HAPPYPEEKERS
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                              • 7566
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Shok
                                                                              you got icq
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                                                                                • Shok
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                  • 5611
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Happy, answer your Yahoo sometime this year!

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                                                                                    • sherie
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                                      • 7020
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

                                                                                      Sorry to laugh, but memories of '...Something about Mary' came flooding back. Where's Greg? He'll give it a nice long french kiss I'm sure of it.
                                                                                      Last edited by sherie; 08-27-2004, 08:22 AM.
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                                                                                        • SleazyDream
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                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                          • 41470
                                                                                          #23
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                                                                                            • HAPPYPEEKERS
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                                              • 7566
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Shok
                                                                                              Happy, answer your Yahoo sometime this year!
                                                                                              LOL just turned it on sweety and I hope your pecker gets better soon lol
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                                                                                                • PrivateEye
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                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                  • 1784
                                                                                                  #25
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                                                                                                    • macho
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                                                                      • 2875
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Shit happens!
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                                                                                                        • Shok
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                                          • 5611
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          I think I lost an inch, at least greg says it feels like that

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                                                                                                            • gregtx
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                                              • 1929
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by sherie
                                                                                                              HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

                                                                                                              Sorry to laugh, but memories of '...Something about Mary' came flooding back. Where's Greg? He'll give it a nice long french kiss I'm sure of it.

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                                                                                                                • Honez
                                                                                                                  Confirmed Brat
                                                                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                  • 6636
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Rub some salt on it. Lots and lots of salt. Then pour a bottle of Everclear on it. Last, a nice iodine bath. After you pass out from the pain, you really won't give a shit anymore.

                                                                                                                  And if that doesn't work, fly to Phoenix. I have some *magic* lotion I can put on it.
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                                                                                                                    • Shok
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                      • 5611
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      perk*

                                                                                                                      im there!

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                                                                                                                        • Krille
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                          • 2436
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          thanks for sharing your special moment with us

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                                                                                                                            • pussyluver
                                                                                                                              Clueless OleMan
                                                                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                              • 11009
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Shok
                                                                                                                              I can't, Greg is having a herpes flare up this week.
                                                                                                                              Information overload.

                                                                                                                              Greg I'm sure thanks you for passing that info along.

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                                                                                                                                • Aly-Python
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 1439
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Yet another reason I'm glad I'm female! OUCH!

                                                                                                                                  Get well soon, sweetheart!
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