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  • Varius
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    • Jun 2004
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    #1

    I had to help out the bouncers at the strip club last night.....

    Some guy was getting into a fight with the bouncer, so I went over to see what was going on...he pushed the bouncer away, and flew backwards into me...

    I immediately had him in a rear-choke and pinned on the bar. Security threw him outside and thanked me

    Later when I went outside, he was there with 3 cops. He asked me who I was, was I the owner?? I laughed and told him no, just a friend of the owners (which I'm not)...he was like 'ok, please no fight I just want my cellphone I lost! Bouncer stole it!'

    Then i turned to a cop and said 'WTF you doing here ???' he got all scared and was like 'relax please relax....I am going'.

    I found it funny as hell

    The cops drove by us and honked and waved when they left hehehe
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        • Babagirls
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            • Varius
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              Originally posted by Babagirls
              hahahahha

              intersting story
              I think it's because I told both the guy and the cop those things in Spanish, so they freaked because most gringos (americans and canadians) that populate that club never know Spanish
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                    • Doctor Dre
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                      One of my friend kicked the bouncer's ass at the local stripclub . This wasn't really nice to see ... the guy broke his leg and shit . He's in jail for 6 months because of that
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                        • BRISK
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                            • Varius
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                              Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                              One of my friend kicked the bouncer's ass at the local stripclub . This wasn't really nice to see ... the guy broke his leg and shit . He's in jail for 6 months because of that
                              That I wouldn't get mixed up with. Bouncers I know in this country will just take you outside and probably shoot you.

                              Even drunk, I like to pick my spots

                              Not to mention the clubs out here have atleast 4 bouncers usually around, so even if you're fucking one up, it won't last long.

                              Yesterday night though, I just helped them out by subdoing the guy. Didn't punch or try to beat him at all.
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                                • Satisfaction
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                                  sounds like a crazy night! nice work.. hehe

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                                    • reynold
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                                      lol...nice story...

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                                        • cool1
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                                          #11
                                          Sounds like fun night

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                                            • wdsguy
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                                              • Dec 2002
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                                              #12
                                              did the bouncers atleast buy u a beer?

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                                                • kmanrox
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                                                  • Oct 2001
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                                                  i seriously doubt the cops were afraid of you and i also doubt that you said 'what the fuck' to a cop and didn't get face-planted...
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                                                    • CET
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                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                      One of my friend kicked the bouncer's ass at the local stripclub . This wasn't really nice to see ... the guy broke his leg and shit . He's in jail for 6 months because of that
                                                      It sounds like your friend is a dumbass, who should maybe look into some anger management. If he broke someone's leg, I'm glad he's in prison, because people like that need to be away from society.

                                                      I bounce on weekends just because it's a fun gig. I get to listen to music, meet everyone (including all the hotties ), I get a good pay rate, and I get a free beer and home made tacos.

                                                      I haven't had much occasion to open up on anybody, but I think that's because most of my club's clientel are scared of me. I usually act nice to the customers, but I'm also tall, muscular and the owner has me wear an outfit that exaggerates my build. All the regulars have seen me pick people up and carry them out. They've seen me swan dive into the middle of 10 man brawls. Plus, if there's any trouble, there's going to be two to six more guys to get my back. If some guy broke the leg of anyone on my crew, he'd get the ass kicking of a life at the very least.

                                                      The point being, you don't disrespect those trying to maintain peace and order in an establishment that you want to have a good time at. Go, have a good time, but don't be a violent jerk-off.
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                                                        • TheMob?
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                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                          One of my friend kicked the bouncer's ass at the local stripclub . This wasn't really nice to see ... the guy broke his leg and shit . He's in jail for 6 months because of that
                                                          what an idiot. over what?

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                                                                • chemicaleyes
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                                                                  Originally posted by kmanrox
                                                                  i seriously doubt the cops were afraid of you and i also doubt that you said 'what the fuck' to a cop and didn't get face-planted...
                                                                  exactly what I was thinking
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                                                                    • DavieVegas
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Varius
                                                                      Some guy was getting into a fight with the bouncer, so I went over to see what was going on...he pushed the bouncer away, and flew backwards into me...

                                                                      I immediately had him in a rear-choke and pinned on the bar. Security threw him outside and thanked me

                                                                      Later when I went outside, he was there with 3 cops. He asked me who I was, was I the owner?? I laughed and told him no, just a friend of the owners (which I'm not)...he was like 'ok, please no fight I just want my cellphone I lost! Bouncer stole it!'

                                                                      Then i turned to a cop and said 'WTF you doing here ???' he got all scared and was like 'relax please relax....I am going'.

                                                                      I found it funny as hell

                                                                      The cops drove by us and honked and waved when they left hehehe
                                                                      At least ya helped
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                                                                        • hova
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by kmanrox
                                                                          i seriously doubt the cops were afraid of you and i also doubt that you said 'what the fuck' to a cop and didn't get face-planted...
                                                                          my thoughts exactly
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                                                                            • Manowar
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by kmanrox
                                                                              i seriously doubt the cops were afraid of you and i also doubt that you said 'what the fuck' to a cop and didn't get face-planted...
                                                                              I thought the exact same when i read the thread

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                                                                                • Living For Today
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Varius
                                                                                  That I wouldn't get mixed up with. Bouncers I know in this country will just take you outside and probably shoot you.

                                                                                  Even drunk, I like to pick my spots

                                                                                  Not to mention the clubs out here have atleast 4 bouncers usually around, so even if you're fucking one up, it won't last long.

                                                                                  Yesterday night though, I just helped them out by subdoing the guy. Didn't punch or try to beat him at all.
                                                                                  Why the fuck would you help those fuckheads? Bouncers are just stupid fucks who were too dumb to make it into the police force. They most likely stole the guys mobile phone and here you are helping out the fuckheads. Way to go

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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by kmanrox
                                                                                          i seriously doubt the cops were afraid of you and i also doubt that you said 'what the fuck' to a cop and didn't get face-planted...
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                                                                                              Originally posted by CET
                                                                                              The point being, you don't disrespect those trying to maintain peace and order in an establishment that you want to have a good time at.
                                                                                              maintain peace and order? mabye 10% of the time. most of the time the bouncers just want to look like hard asses. usually not at strip clubs though, im sure dr dre probably just hangs out with a bunch of losers.
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                                                                                                    • phonephucker
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Varius
                                                                                                      Some guy was getting into a fight with the bouncer, so I went over to see what was going on...he pushed the bouncer away, and flew backwards into me...

                                                                                                      I immediately had him in a rear-choke and pinned on the bar. Security threw him outside and thanked me

                                                                                                      Later when I went outside, he was there with 3 cops. He asked me who I was, was I the owner?? I laughed and told him no, just a friend of the owners (which I'm not)...he was like 'ok, please no fight I just want my cellphone I lost! Bouncer stole it!'

                                                                                                      Then i turned to a cop and said 'WTF you doing here ???' he got all scared and was like 'relax please relax....I am going'.

                                                                                                      I found it funny as hell

                                                                                                      The cops drove by us and honked and waved when they left hehehe
                                                                                                      dude total respect, i would have cracked him one probably outa reflex but even stil nice the way you handled your self and the situation....

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                                                                                                            • Varius
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by kmanrox
                                                                                                              i seriously doubt the cops were afraid of you and i also doubt that you said 'what the fuck' to a cop and didn't get face-planted...
                                                                                                              1) It's Costa Rica. The cops make $210 per month. Would you want to risk your neck with a stranger for that ??

                                                                                                              2) I don't think the cops are even armed most times here.

                                                                                                              3) They saw I'm very friendly with the bouncers there.

                                                                                                              What's so hard to believe now?
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                                                                                                                • Varius
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by wdsguy
                                                                                                                  did the bouncers atleast buy u a beer?
                                                                                                                  We get a lot more benefits (way before this happened....like for the past 8 months or so!) than a beer
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                                                                                                                    • KRL
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Varius
                                                                                                                      I think it's because I told both the guy and the cop those things in Spanish, so they freaked because most gringos (americans and canadians) that populate that club never know Spanish
                                                                                                                      Knowing Spanish is funny as hell because they talk down there thinking you don't know what they're saying.

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                                                                                                                        • Varius
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                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Living For Today
                                                                                                                          Why the fuck would you help those fuckheads? Bouncers are just stupid fucks who were too dumb to make it into the police force. They most likely stole the guys mobile phone and here you are helping out the fuckheads. Way to go
                                                                                                                          The guy ended up finding his cellphone in the end.....damn drunk
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                                                                                                                            • Varius
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by KRL
                                                                                                                              Knowing Spanish is funny as hell because they talk down there thinking you don't know what they're saying.

                                                                                                                              Heh yeah....they always look very scared / shocked if they're laughing at a 'gringo' in Spanish, then you answer them in Spanish.
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                                                                                                                                        • CET
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Living For Today
                                                                                                                                          Why the fuck would you help those fuckheads? Bouncers are just stupid fucks who were too dumb to make it into the police force. They most likely stole the guys mobile phone and here you are helping out the fuckheads. Way to go
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                                                                                                                                            • CET
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by beemk
                                                                                                                                              maintain peace and order? mabye 10% of the time. most of the time the bouncers just want to look like hard asses. usually not at strip clubs though, im sure dr dre probably just hangs out with a bunch of losers.
                                                                                                                                              The other bounces I know are more or less pretty cool individuals. Half of them are college students and either bodybuilders or powerlifters. The other half are just looking for a good job to have a good time at.

                                                                                                                                              I know there are bouncers whose priority is to try to act like a big bad ass, but I've not come across many of those and they usually don't stay on the job very long.
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                                                                                                                                                • Dirty F
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                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                                                                                                                  One of my friend kicked the bouncer's ass at the local stripclub . This wasn't really nice to see ... the guy broke his leg and shit . He's in jail for 6 months because of that
                                                                                                                                                  Why did he do that? Because he was drunk and making problems and they tried to throw him out? What did he the bouncer do that he has a reason to break his leg?

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