As men, we all know that a woman's primary objective is...

Interesting, and now that you mention it I've known a few of those and they are bitter bitches. The difference though is those women did stuff to sexually attract men. A guy that is successful has done it for reasons other than to attract women, although it comes with the territory. Money doesnt even actually mean that much to me, to be honest I was happier when I had none. It just amazes me the amount of women that will say 'I've never felt this way before' simply because they think a few dollars may be at the end of the road.

But if not to sexually attract women, how else have you spent your money? Sure, some was to buy your toys, impress your friends, get all comfy... but what are the clothes, the expensive meals, and to some extent the car and the house for, if not to make yourself more attractive to a potential mate?
It can be hard to have money. You have to try and keep a girl in the dark for a while about your fat checkbook, to seek out a good one. Poor you. Go play with your expensive toys in your expensive house!

ya girls love money.. JUST by driving a nice car you get alot of attention from girls, if then you can drive a female to a nice house with all the toys I can bet you any money every single of them will call the next day to meet up again..

Actually #3 starts AFTER marriage..

a guy has to be pretty weak to let a mere woman destroy all that he stands for..

1. Guy meets girl

2. Guy falls for girl because of the great sex, the way she makes breakfast, her wizardry of folding laundry, and the way she makes him laugh and smile at the end of a stressful work day.

3. Girl agrees to marry guy due to pressure from family and because all her friends are getting married and having babies.Gu

4. Guy insists girl forfeit any chance of an education or career to stay home, be pretty, and raise kids.

5. Guy rapidly moves upward in his career because he is able to put forth 100% effort, he never has to leave work early for sick kids, etc, and he has his wonderful wife making his meals, pressing his shirts, cleaning the house, and being there emotionally for him and encouraging him.

6. Guy stops taking girl out for dinner, sending flowers, complimenting her, and all the things he did to attract her in the first place.

7. Girl starts to get fat because she's depressed, neglected, and her husband is working late every night and going fishing with his fat drunk buddies on the weekends.

8. Guy starts fucking his personal assistant, gets sloppy, and leaves a hotel room recipt in his pants pocket.

9. Girl is outraged because the bitch is her best friend. She fumes because she has no education, no job, and now she will have no retirement plan, health insurance, and her future is fucked.

10. NOW, the girl divores guy and takes 80% of his shit and he should consider himself lucky that his penis is still attached and not in a field somewhere.

THE END

I think you're on to something RRRED.

the underlying motivation of most women in choosing a mate is security.

"marriage" per se is a relatively recent trend in human evolution, and is the manifestation of this primal need for female security.

security "instinct" is mostly driven by the need to protect offspring.

been the same way for tens of thousands of years.

protect the girl and you can probably get laid.

and don't forget that one requirement for marriage is a fat checkbook/bank account...

Yikes, now you make me want to philosophize about the way that men started objectifying women when we became a stable, agrarian society instead of hunter-gatherers, since once there was a hearth and home, the only thing women needed men for was sperm.

Ehm... no?

And on the other side of that coin....

1. Girl meets guy

2. Girl falls for guy because she now has someone to replace her daddy. She has images of no longer having to worry about rent, paying for dinner, and guys using her as a cum dump site.

3. Guy agrees to marry girl because:

A. He knows its either that or Dominos Pizza for the next 5 years.

B. She is pregnant and he can either marry her and pretend to be happy, or pay someone $800 a month for the next 18 years and never seeing the kid.

C. She fools him into believing she's in love and would NEVER do anything to hurt him.

4. Girl insists on spending every free moment with her. No more weekend fishing trips with the guys, no more spending the day bowling with your friend. Suddenly the guy realizes his friends havent called him in months.

5. Guy works from the time he gets up to late at night to support girls spending habits and to give her the life she thinks she deserves. He knows if he doesnt do this the girl will eventually 'fall out of love' and start fucking his best friend.

6. Girl starts bitching constantly about everything in her life that she's not happy about, and of course everything thats wrong in her life is the guys fault.

7. Guy starts to have anxiety attacks because of the constant nagging and seeing the $2000 bill for the new couch that replaced the 6 month old couch that didnt match the new curtains. Of course he knows new carpet is next.

8. Girl starts fucking the new neighbor Fruno because she is not happy with her life, which of course its all about her and what she feels. All of a sudden she decides Fruno is the only thing to make her happy. One way or another she lets husband know and eventually she moves in with Fruno.

9. Not only does he have to deal with the neighbors seeing girl living with Fruno, his kids are now living with Fruno and sometimes they fuck so loud it keeps him up at night. He has no one to talk to because he has lost contact with all his friends.

10. Guy is fucked. Fruno coached girl because he got fucked by his last girl and knows the ins and outs.
Since the guy was the one that sacrificed his time in order to give girl everything she wanted, and because she wouldnt get off her ass and get a job he now has to give girl $1500 a month alimony on top of another $1300 a month child support.
He has to give her almost everything he has ever worked for. He's gets to see his kids once a month, and when he does there's Fruno to greet him with a big smile. Guy has to sell his house and live in a cheap apartment. His chances of meeting someone new are slim because he has to work day and night so girl can enjoy same lifestyle.
Guy either commits suicide or has heart attack.

Damn, I've only got four years left.

OH god this has gotten way out of control... hahahaha

hahahah word...pics plz

pandora's box has been opened, flee for your lives!!

SuckOnThis, I'm gonna call a crisis intervention counselor on your behalf, if you could just give me your address.
Or, since you've OBVIOUSLY had enough suffering at the hands of a woman for a lifetime, as a member of the team, I could give you your freedom to enjoy a life of free swingin' man love.

Are they the ones that suggested you make a website on eating a hotdog?

Nah -- that was me.

[Help, she is standing on my throat!]

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!

This is the best line yet!

I'm sure that happens quite a bit.. I'll never get married without a pre-nup myself.

Ha! Thanks.

Let's face it, adult, as we've known it for a while now, is DYING. Okay, sorry, sorry, don't mean to rile up that same old defensive shit that keeps creeping into all those "Sky is falling" kinda threads. But, the female anatomy has exhausted its capacity to innovate with insertions.

So, as a thinker of such thoughts as these, I find myself often wondering "What now?"

I see us getting into personality much more. The guys and girls are craving CIRCUMSTANCE and IDENTITY in their porn. Reality TV is fast encroaching -- have you noiticed? People are getting off on seeing others suffer (albeit sexual) humiliation, and are getting tittilated by "exposures" of a decidedly emotional sort.

The intersection of food and sex is nothing new. All the sensual indulgences are more alike than ever they could be apart. But, NOW, as we are wanting for some PERSONAL INFORMATION when we cozy up to monitors and DVDs with our found "porn", it seems the perfect time to show a girl, some food, and all that happens when they MEET. N'est-ce pas?

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hahaha
art this is soooooooooooooooooo freakin funny!

now that you MEN know this dont act suprised when it happens, you have been warned and advised. hee hee

thx pb ... i just thought it would be interesting to share and get some diff responses.

Its funny cause its soo true

Lol so true.

Women-you cant live with or without them!!!! Gotta love em :-)

did you look at my site? You increased my traffic 200%- YESSS!

this is becoming an interesting thread :-)

Hahaha... I was searching for something else and found this old thread.. It was a good read again.. funny!