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-=HOAX=- · 07-09-2002, 01:41 PM

CC those have got to be national treasures. I actually do a bit of work for the...

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And we may be interested in inspecting your contributions to the beauty of America. Just to validate that those treasures are not falsified in any way, we also test the cuddleability, taste, firmness, etc. We'll do a few dry runs, a "wet test" or two and assuming all is in check (as it certainly appears to be) we'll record our experiences for posteriety and archive the location of the treasures for viewing and "Quality Time" at later dates...

I would probably be the acting representative for the foundation so if you could ICQ, Email, Call, Or Smoke Signal me at your earliest convienence we could get these historically unprecedented treasures documented for the future of this great land.

Thanks for your time and contribution.
Your unwaivering civil servant,
HOAX

07-09-2002, 01:41 PM
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	CC those have got to be national treasures. I actually do a bit of work for the... Foundation for Americas Treasures and Beloved Often Overlooked Breathtaking Stuff And we may be interested in inspecting your contributions to the beauty of America. Just to validate that those treasures are not falsified in any way, we also test the cuddleability, taste, firmness, etc. We'll do a few dry runs, a "wet test" or two and assuming all is in check (as it certainly appears to be) we'll record our experiences for posteriety and archive the location of the treasures for viewing and "Quality Time" at later dates... I would probably be the acting representative for the foundation so if you could ICQ, Email, Call, Or Smoke Signal me at your earliest convienence we could get these historically unprecedented treasures documented for the future of this great land. Thanks for your time and contribution. Your unwaivering civil servant, HOAX __________________ Insert Value Here.