ok story goes as the following... my 13 year old brother Ryan does not know i smoke and cannot find out i smoke, its just a personal thing of mine being his only brother, let alone older, the person he looks up to.
so anyways, i am talking to my step brother mike (16) who smokes with me and i was telling him that i couldnt get the qp tonight. only problem with telling him is, my brother ryan was in the room with us, so i decide to tell mike in a lil code mannor
"mike, man i feel like gettin a quarter pounder from McD's tonight but its closed"
he understood what i met, my little brother ryan told me its no closed because one of his friends was there before. so anyways, ryan leaves the room and i lean over to mike and tell him clearly "yo, my boy cant get the quarter pounder tonight so ill just get one tomarrow"
come to find out... my fucking asswipe little brother was snooping my conversation from the door!! he fucking jumped out from the doorway with a HUGE smile on his face and looked me right in the eye and said " i cant believe you"
i felt like total shit then, i felt i let him down and i didnt know what to say or do... so i said "yeah so?" figuring if i didnt make a big deal, either would he... i was wrong
he shook his head in shame and you know what the little shit said...
"i cant believe you were going to go to McDonald's and buy Mike something and lie to me about it so you didnt have to pick me up something, i would have given you money jeff"
i couldnt fucking believe it!!!!!!!!! he actually thoguht i was talking about a fucking burger!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YAAAAYYYYY
so yes, i am on my way out the door this very moment, to buy that little fuck a happy meal! he deserves it! lolololololol!
-Jeff
so anyways, i am talking to my step brother mike (16) who smokes with me and i was telling him that i couldnt get the qp tonight. only problem with telling him is, my brother ryan was in the room with us, so i decide to tell mike in a lil code mannor
"mike, man i feel like gettin a quarter pounder from McD's tonight but its closed"
he understood what i met, my little brother ryan told me its no closed because one of his friends was there before. so anyways, ryan leaves the room and i lean over to mike and tell him clearly "yo, my boy cant get the quarter pounder tonight so ill just get one tomarrow"
come to find out... my fucking asswipe little brother was snooping my conversation from the door!! he fucking jumped out from the doorway with a HUGE smile on his face and looked me right in the eye and said " i cant believe you"
i felt like total shit then, i felt i let him down and i didnt know what to say or do... so i said "yeah so?" figuring if i didnt make a big deal, either would he... i was wrong
he shook his head in shame and you know what the little shit said...
"i cant believe you were going to go to McDonald's and buy Mike something and lie to me about it so you didnt have to pick me up something, i would have given you money jeff"
i couldnt fucking believe it!!!!!!!!! he actually thoguht i was talking about a fucking burger!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YAAAAYYYYY
so yes, i am on my way out the door this very moment, to buy that little fuck a happy meal! he deserves it! lolololololol!
-Jeff
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