Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

lol this is some good shit. keep'em comming.

Here's my story:

I took a rather large check to my bank around 5ish so the bank was packed and asked to cash the check. The teller said she'd have to ask the manager since she didn't have enough in her box to pay out. So I stood there for a few minutes while they stood near the back of the bank wispering and glaring.

After about 10 mins the manager walks up and asks me what the check is for. I was like wtf? Why does it matter? She tells me she's just verifying the validity of the check. I think she was just mad that my 1 check was bigger than like 6 of hers combined. lol. I told her it was commission for some sales work I did. She didn't believe me lol. This went back and forth for like 10 minutes of me telling her what it was and her insisting it wasn't really a commision check. So, as you may guess I was getting pissed. Thus, I said "I sell PORN on the internet!" in a very stern tone. The manager looked like I just dropped my pants and slapped her on the forehead with my cock.

Everyone in the bank stopped what they were doing spun around and stared at me! lol you could hear the jaws hitting the floor.

I think because of that, the bitch of a manager told me she can't cash it but she can deposit it and hold it for 5 business days, turned into like a week and a half though. Whatever though, it was SO worth the reaction I got.