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About this time last year is when I figured out HOW to sell porn on the internet... Took me about 9 months of trolling before I figured out how to grow a TGP, create galleries that convert and create free sites that SE's will send paying traffic to.
So a buddy of mine from high school (16 years ago) calls me and says he is taking people to the river for a week. Guys only, then we are going to Vegas for his bachelor party.
So we are in two boats anchored in shallow water on the first night talkin and drinking... Nights coming to a close. About 15 of us. Someone asks my buddy with the river pad what he does for a living, UPS Account Manager, next, Bank Loans Manager, Real Estate Agent, Commercial Real... blah blah... Chef.... Bar Tender... Mass Mailer (snail mail)... blah blah... Tire Changer (Just Tires I guess...)... I sell porn on the internet... [crickets] [cough] [crickets] [swig of beer] [hit of joint] [crickets] [crickets] WHAT? DUDE! You sell porn on the internet? WTF? What sites do you own? Can you get me a password too [insert 15 concurrent requests of a password here]... Fuck... why'd I open my fucking mouth...
I usually just tell people I work in affiliate marketing. They usually assume that means Amway and all attention is diverted away from me.
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