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  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470

    #1

    I've decided to start taking bible classes

    Just picked up Odie - and she said the last time she was in winnipeg she was here for a bible college - so we decied to bring up old memories and do a total LOVE JESES weekend
    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

    Now read without the word dog.
  • RedShoe
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    • Feb 2001
    • 14831

    #2
    Awesome. I'll take a fansign please.

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    Thanks, Sleazy.

    Also, at your bible class say this to the girls and see how many want to suck your dick after you say it to them, "God is that than which nothing greater can be conceived."

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    • SleazyDream
      I'm here for SPORT
      • Jul 2001
      • 41470

      #3
      Originally posted by RedShoe
      Awesome. I'll take a fansign please.

      "Find more guys like me at FriendlyFucker.com"

      Thanks, Sleazy.

      Also, at your bible class say this to the girls and see how many want to suck your dick after you say it to them, "God is that than which nothing greater can be conceived."

      sexual activity before marriage isn't what good christians do and i find that comment very rude and derogitary.
      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

      Now read without the word dog.

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      • RedShoe
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        • Feb 2001
        • 14831

        #4
        Sorry.. I meant "Suck your cock"

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        • Theo The Theologian
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          • Mar 2005
          • 1099

          #5
          This is excellent news. God will surely sprinkle love dust on your loins, and clear goat droppings from your path.

          On a side note, is there an easy way to remove speaker wire from a wall without damaging the sheetrock? I'm having a devil of a time with it.


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          • Odie
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            • Apr 2003
            • 7040

            #6
            Oh boy...thanks for the press release Scott...lmao

            I'm going to teach you guys all howto sing kumby-a ..lol
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            • Michaelious
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              • Jan 2004
              • 6720

              #7
              hmm..dunno what to say about this.

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              • X37375787

                #8
                JesUs, you illiterate, fat fuck

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                • amacontent
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                  • Feb 2003
                  • 13026

                  #9
                  I can see it now.. Father Sleazy
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                  • DamageX
                    Marketing & Strategy
                    • Jun 2001
                    • 14293

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SleazyDream
                    sexual activity before marriage isn't what good christians do and i find that comment very rude and derogitary.
                    You shouldn't use words which you don't know what they mean. Or which you don't know how to spell, for that matter.
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                    • ThumbLord

                      #11
                      so you finally get some education ?
                      wow I am amazed, after you have finished the Bible, try the Koran, Book of Death from Tibet and if you ask nicely ( yep that would be a very big task for you ) I can introduce you to some more in depth info, but heh .......... the course with the Mc Donalds University is ok as well my friend !
                      pardon my engrish

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                      • BradShaw
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                        • Oct 2001
                        • 7840

                        #12
                        Pray for me please.
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                        • mikeyddddd
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                          • Mar 2003
                          • 16557

                          #13
                          Instant classic.

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                          • tASSy
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                            • Nov 2004
                            • 8229

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Theo The Theologian
                            This is excellent news. God will surely sprinkle love dust on your loins, and clear goat droppings from your path.

                            On a side note, is there an easy way to remove speaker wire from a wall without damaging the sheetrock? I'm having a devil of a time with it.


                            oh sleazy, for shame, i was just about to send you a set of photos with your sleazy dog tattoo in them...but i think they probably are not condoned by the church.

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                            • tristan_D
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                              • Jul 2005
                              • 7865

                              #15
                              good for you. just pray for the rest of us.
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                              • AdultNex
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                                • Feb 2003
                                • 8985

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Vladimir
                                JesUs, you illiterate, fat fuck
                                I bet he doesn't know how to spell "Gad".

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                                • reynold
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 51271

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by DamageX
                                  You shouldn't use words which you don't know what they mean. Or which you don't know how to spell, for that matter.
                                  You hit it!

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                                  • lesbodojo
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                                    • Sep 2003
                                    • 2839

                                    #18
                                    I have fond memories of christian camp as a kid. I used to "comfort" all the other girls in my cabin who were missing their boyfriends.

                                    good times. good times.

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                                    • p1mpdogg
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                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 16714

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by tASSy


                                      oh sleazy, for shame, i was just about to send you a set of photos with your sleazy dog tattoo in them...but i think they probably are not condoned by the church.
                                      if priests can fuck little kids, surel;y they will allow that fat fuck a little leeway
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                                      • Platinumpimp
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                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 10214

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by AdultNex
                                        I bet he doesn't know how to spell "Gad".
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                                        • Funky Bastard
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                                          • Nov 2004
                                          • 2544

                                          #21
                                          Wow!....

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                                          • Digibucks
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                                            • Mar 2004
                                            • 1899

                                            #22
                                            that's good to hear sleazy...keep it up bro! cheers for u
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                                            • reynold
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                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 51271

                                              #23
                                              i can't joke on this, ain't that funny.

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                                              • SleazyDream
                                                I'm here for SPORT
                                                • Jul 2001
                                                • 41470

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by ThumbLord
                                                so you finally get some education ?
                                                wow I am amazed, after you have finished the Bible, try the Koran, Book of Death from Tibet and if you ask nicely ( yep that would be a very big task for you ) I can introduce you to some more in depth info, but heh .......... the course with the Mc Donalds University is ok as well my friend !
                                                pardon my engrish
                                                actully it's the tibetan book of the dead........
                                                This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                Now read without the word dog.

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                                                • CaptainHowdy
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                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                  • 94033

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                  Just picked up Odie - and she said the last time she was in winnipeg she was here for a bible college - so we decied to bring up old memories and do a total LOVE JESES weekend

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                                                  • JFK
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                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                    • 67369

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by BradShaw
                                                    Pray for me please.
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                                                    • Nicky
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                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 30071

                                                      #27
                                                      lets all pray together for many more sales for me

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                                                      • reed_4
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                                                        • Jul 2005
                                                        • 9640

                                                        #28
                                                        yeah, you are right brother Nicky! Amen to that.

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                                                        • Red Ezra
                                                          redezra.com
                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 4678

                                                          #29
                                                          pray that jesus saves us from anymore new 2257 laws

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                                                          • ADL Colin
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                                                            • Feb 2001
                                                            • 11929

                                                            #30
                                                            Bible college? Gonna have to demote her. 9.7.


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                                                            • Jakke PNG
                                                              ex-TeenGodFather
                                                              • Nov 2001
                                                              • 20306

                                                              #31
                                                              I bought the bible last year.. my God, it was hard to read. The language was just silly. I honestly tried to read it, but I never made past 100 pages or so.
                                                              ..and I'm off.

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                                                              • Paco, of Large Cash.
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                                                                • Jun 2002
                                                                • 2267

                                                                #32
                                                                Feeling a little guilty about something and fear you are going to 'hell'? (Only exists in the mind of the guilty!)

                                                                Bible school ... like holy fuck, what do they teach. The various positions that priests prefer.

                                                                I can hear role call now: William *here*, Ester *here*, Sleazy *busy pushin porn*
                                                                Last edited by Paco, of Large Cash.; 07-29-2005, 07:22 AM.

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                                                                • DamageX
                                                                  Marketing & Strategy
                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                  • 14293

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by reynold
                                                                  You hit it!
                                                                  Kind of hard to miss Sleazy...
                                                                  Whitehat is for chumps

                                                                  If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                                                                  • Trixxxia
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                    • 5600

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                                    I bought the bible last year.. my God, it was hard to read. The language was just silly. I honestly tried to read it, but I never made past 100 pages or so.
                                                                    You still crack me up - have you bought any dresses lately?

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