The Boy Scouts Are Gettin' Owned!

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  • Greg B
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2001
    • 7014

    #1

    The Boy Scouts Are Gettin' Owned!

    WTF?

    The big Boy Scouts of America Jamboree has been plagued with one disaster after another!

    First, 3 or 4 scoutmasters got electrocuted when their tent pole hit a power line.

    Then over 300 boy scouts had to be treated for extreme heat due to the weather.

    President Bush declined his scheduled meeting with the Boy Scouts due to severe weather dangers.

    What's gonna happen next? Either a tile from the Space Shuttle will fall off and crash on the Boy Scouts or Bin Laden will launch a missile at some enemy and it'll go off course and do a Wyle E. Coyote on them?


    Sheesh!
  • After Shock Media
    It's coming look busy
    • Mar 2001
    • 35299

    #2
    I see a lot of first aid badges being given out this year.

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    • EroticySteve
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2005
      • 4365

      #3
      I was never a Boy Scout, seemed like a waste of time and money. It isn't one of those things that you carry with you for the rest of your life. On a resume, volunteering can look noble. A merit badge in underwater basket weaving, well, probably not worth the paper it's written on.

      Heat exhaustion? SHEESH. They call them self Scouts?

      The Girl Scouts at least sell good cookies and you don't hear them complaining about the heat.
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      • warlock5
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2004
        • 2808

        #4
        I was a boy scout. I like to carry through with my long term goals. At that age there aren't a whole lot of better things you can do. Thats ironic that Bush pussied out twice. Clinton intentionally missed his first one but went to the second one after he got a lot of flack.

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        • Mr. Pat
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2004
          • 547

          #5
          i hate the boy scouts, the boy scout leader we had was a pedophile
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          • Xenophage
            Registered User
            • Oct 2001
            • 12122

            #6
            Originally posted by EroticySteve
            I was never a Boy Scout, seemed like a waste of time and money. It isn't one of those things that you carry with you for the rest of your life. On a resume, volunteering can look noble. A merit badge in underwater basket weaving, well, probably not worth the paper it's written on.

            Heat exhaustion? SHEESH. They call them self Scouts?

            The Girl Scouts at least sell good cookies and you don't hear them complaining about the heat.

            actually there are a lot of very successfull people who are Eagle Scouts

            http://usscouts.org/usscouts/eagle/bsfamous.html


            Henry Aaron - Baseball player, home run king - the Mobile Press Register quoted Henry as saying that the greatest positive influence in his life was his involvement in scouting
            Gary L. Ackerman - U.S. Representative from NY
            Bill Alexander - U.S. Representative from Arkansas
            Lamar Alexander - Lawyer, Governor of Tennessee, Secretary of Education, presidential candidate
            Neil Armstrong - astronaut, first man on moon, from Wapakoneta, OH
            Willie Banks - Olympic & world record holding track star
            Albert Belle - baseball player
            Charles E. Bennett - U.S. Representative from Florida
            William Bennett - Secretary of Education
            Lloyd M. Bentsen, Jr. - Treasury Secretary & U.S. Representative from Texas
            Michael Bloomberg - Mayor of New York City, founder of Bloomberg News
            Bill Bradley - Pro basketball star and U.S. Senator from NJ
            James Brady - Former Press Secretary to President Reagan
            Milton A. Caniff - Comic strip artist "Steve Canyon"
            Barber B. Conable - President, World Bank
            John W. Creighton, Jr. - President & CEO of Weyerhaeuser Company
            William E. Dannemeyer - U.S. Representative from Cal.
            William Devries - M.D., transplanted first artificial heart
            Michael Dukakis - Governor of Massachusetts, presidential candidate
            Arthur Eldred - First Eagle Scout
            David Farabee - Texas State Representative
            Thomas Foley - Speaker of the House and U.S. Representative from Washington
            Gerald Ford - U.S. President (1st Eagle to be President
            Steven Fossett - Tried several times to fly solo around the world in a hot air balloon and finally did it in 2002, won the Chicago to Mackinaw boat races, competed in the Iditarod dog race, and competed in several iron man triathlons, and among other things lives the Scouting mottos both Cub and Boy Scout by doing his best and being prepared
            Murphy J. (Mike) Foster - Governor of Louisiana
            Robert M. Gates - Director of Central Intelligence (CIA)
            Richard A. Gephardt - U.S. Representative from Missouri, Minority Leader
            Michael Kahn - stage director, Oscar winning film editor
            Dr. Alfred Kinsey - insect biologist, human behavior researcher
            John Koncak - basketball player
            Sheldon Leonard - actor, director, producer, 3 time Emmy award winner
            Steven W. Lindsey - Astronaut - He was the pilot for STS-95 when John Glenn returned to space as a Senator. He made Eagle in Troop 161 in Temple City, California.
            Gary Locke, Governor of the State of Washington, the first Chinese-American Governor in the contiguous United States, and selected as a Distinguished Eagle Scout by NESA
            James Lovell - Navy pilot and astronaut, President of National Eagle Scout Association. Flew on Gemini 7, 12 & Apollo 8, 13 At one time had seen more sunrises than any other human being
            Richard Lugar - Senator from Indiana (presidential candidate 1996)
            J. Willard Marriott, Jr. - President, Marriott Corp.
            CDR William McCool, USN - Astronaut, Pilot of U.S. Space Shuttle Columbia. BSA Press Release | NASA Bio
            W. Walter Menninger - Physician, civil servant
            Michael Moore - Author and filmmaker, nominated for an Oscar for "Bowling for Columbine"
            Jim Mora - NFL football coach
            Oswald "Ozzie" Nelson - actor
            Sam Nunn - U.S. Senator from Georgia
            Ellison Onizuka - Astronaut aboard the U.S. Space Shuttle Challenger
            Steve Oswald - Astronaut, Navy Rear Admiral
            Mitchell Paige - walked 200 miles to enlist in MArines on his 18th birthday in 1936, retired as a Colonel, Medal of honor. Presented his eagle award in 2003 after it was verified that he'd not received it in 1936 because he'd joined the Marines.
            Francis J. Parater - nominated for Sainthood by Diocese of Richmond, VA. died at age 22 in 1920 in Rome, while at seminary.
            H. Ross Perot - Self-made billionaire and presidential candidate
            Rick Perry - Governor, State of Texas
            J. J. Pickle - U.S. Representative from Texas, proudly displays his Eagle plaque inside his office
            Samuel R. Pierce - Former Sec. Housing & Urban Development
            Frederick Reines - Nobel Prize winner in Physics
            Gary Rogers - Chairman and CEO of Dreyer's Ice Cream
            Jim Rogers - CEO of Kampgrounds of America (KOA)
            Donald Rumsfeld - Secretary of Defense
            Harrison Salisbury - Pulitzer Prize winning author
            James Sanderson - Vice Admiral, US Navy (Ret), Deputy Chief US Atlantic Fleet
            Jeff Sessions - Junior Senator from Alabama is an Eagle Scout from the troop in Camden, AL.
            William Sessions - Former FBI director
            Sam Skinner - Secretary of Energy during the Bush administration and now CEO of Commonwealth Edison
            Steven Spielberg - Movie producer, from Scottsdale, AZ, made a movie of his troop while getting Photography MB. Helped to design requirements for the cinematography MB.
            Wallace Stegner - Writer and college professor, won Pulitzer Prize in 1972 for "Angle of Repose"
            Percy Sutton - Attorney, Chairman of the Board of City Broadcasting Corp.
            John Tesh - TV celebrity and pianist
            Meldrim Thomson, Jr. - 3 term governor of New Hampshire (deceased)
            Sam Walton - Founder, Wal-Mart
            Togo West - Secretary of the Army and Secretary of Veterans Affairs
            Edward O. Wilson - Pellegrino University Professor and curator of entomology at the Museum of Comparative Zoology, Harvard University
            Elmo R. Zumwalt, Jr. - Admiral, Chief of Naval Operations
            Eagle Facts
            Only 1.2 million boys have reached Eagle in over 80 years (15,000 a year, roughly). Only 2 in 100 that joins Scouts make Eagle--that's 0.512% of the male population.

            FAMOUS SCOUTS, but not Eagles
            Richard Dean Anderson - taught Reptile Study, actor
            Charles F. Barber - CEO of American Smelting & refining
            Jimmy Buffett - musician and singer
            George W. Bush - Cub Scout, President of the United States
            Bill Clinton - Cub Scout, President of the United States
            Walter Cronkite - newsman
            Harrison Ford - Life, taught Reptile Study, actor "Indiana Jones" & "Han Solo"
            Bill Gates - Life, founder of Microsoft Corp.
            Richard Gere - Actor
            David Hartman - TV personality
            Dan Jansen - Olympic Gold Medal - Speed Skating
            Bruce Jenner - Olympic Gold Medal - Decathlon
            John F Kennedy - First US President who was a Scout - See his note to his father about an allowance increase for Scouting
            Branford Marsalis - Life Scout, Jazz musician
            Norman Y. Mineta - Mayor of San Jose, CA, Secretary of Transportation, Secretary of Commerce. Japanese-American, spent WWII in an internment camp in Wyoming, where he met Alan Simpson. (see below)
            Paul McCartney - Rock N Roll, Beatles (UK)
            Jim Morrison - Rock N Roll
            Merlin Olson - Pro football player and sportscaster
            Eddie Rabbitt - Country & Western singer
            John Ritter - actor, son of singer Tex Ritter (deceased)
            Richard Roundtree - actor
            Nolan Ryan - pro baseball pitcher
            Alberto Salazar - Life, 3 time winner NY marathon
            John Schneider - Actor, Dukes of Hazard
            Alan Simpson - US Senator from Wyoming. - Boy Scout in Cody Wyoming, where he visited fellow Scouts in a Japanese-American internment camp, and met Norman Mineta (see above), who became his life-long friend. Helped pass the Japanese-American Compensation Act.
            Mark Spitz - winner of 7 Olympic Gold Medals in swimming
            James Stewart - actor, USAF Brig. General, B-17 pilot in WWII
            George Takei - actor, Mr. Sulu of Star Trek
            Joe Theisman - Life, former QB, Washington Redskins
            Peter Uberroth - Cub Scout, Commissioner of Baseball

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            • Xenophage
              Registered User
              • Oct 2001
              • 12122

              #7
              SAM WALTON nice... Eagle scouts also very much will work or listen to other scouters so you can get ahead, kind of like going to the RIGHT school and if you put it on you resume it will get you more notice as an achiever.

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              • Greg B
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jul 2001
                • 7014

                #8
                Lemme tell you, a fine Boy Scout education is ten times it's worth of weight in gold.

                That training lasts a lifetime.

                We had internal problems when I was a kid so Boy Scouts was out.

                Besides, I got kicked out of the Cub Scouts the FIRST day because I snuck out and hung out at the Girl Scouts meeting. I couldn't figure out why I would want to be in a room with a bunch of guys when a small army of hotties was in the other room.

                They still tease me about that.

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                • tristan_D
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 7865

                  #9
                  well when you're a boy scout, you always have to be prepared.
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                  • reynold
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 51271

                    #10
                    Good thing it didn't happen during our time. Uhumm, We got Indiana Jones on our company. ;)

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                    • Downtime
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2004
                      • 7320

                      #11
                      fuck the Boy Scouts, I was an Indian Scout
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                      • angel_x3ws
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2005
                        • 649

                        #12
                        Originally posted by EroticySteve
                        The Girl Scouts at least sell good cookies and you don't hear them complaining about the heat.
                        Hehehehe..I was a girl scout.. and I'm proud to have become one..

                        I feel sorry for those scouts.. here in our country scouts are treated with respect.. but they also have a great burden of expectation..they of course need to be role models.. but I will always cherish all my Scouting experiences and the things I learned in scouting..
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                        • PixeLs
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jul 2005
                          • 11922

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Downtime
                          fuck the Boy Scouts, I was an Indian Scout
                          ..and what do Indian scouts doing bruh!

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                          • reynold
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 51271

                            #14
                            That was a Bad Day for all those Boy Scouts.

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                            • Greg B
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 7014

                              #15
                              WTF??? If things ain't bad enough for the Boy Scouts with electrocutions, heat exhaustion and the President wimping out, a story came in that 7 other Boy Scouts got injured after lightning hit them!

                              It's like some evil sinister menace is after them!

                              http://rds.yahoo.com/S=53720272/K=bo...ning-death.inc

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                              • EZRhino
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 6258

                                #16
                                Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                I see a lot of first aid badges being given out this year.
                                I can see that too

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                                • JD
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Sep 2003
                                  • 22651

                                  #17
                                  i forsee a rapid spread of VD running around the camps

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                                  • Greg B
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Jul 2001
                                    • 7014

                                    #18
                                    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...300954_pf.html

                                    Sheesh! The Boy Scouts need our support more than ever. Kids shouldn't have to go through this but The Boy Scouts should have that backup.

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                                    • SmokeyTheBear
                                      ►SouthOfHeaven
                                      • Jun 2004
                                      • 28609

                                      #19
                                      that wasn't the worst of it yet , days later 2 more died , then yesterday another died ( hit by lightning )
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                                      • Spunky
                                        I need a beer
                                        • Jun 2002
                                        • 133978

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Mr. Pat
                                        i hate the boy scouts, the boy scout leader we had was a pedophile
                                        Thankfully they weren't all like that..many kids looked up to them for leadership

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                                        • Greg B
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 7014

                                          #21
                                          I agree Spunky, there are some institutions that kids should be able to rely on. When a scout leader acts like that they should take him out and beat him in front of the other scouts or let the scouts bet them to death.

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                                          • georgeyw
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                                            • Jul 2005
                                            • 9865

                                            #22
                                            Boy Scouts are homos
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                                            • VeriSexy
                                              Join The Royal Family
                                              • Apr 2002
                                              • 25463

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by SPeRMiNaToR
                                              i forsee a rapid spread of VD running around the camps

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