The two longest one-syllable words in the English language are "screeched" and "strengths."
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Originally posted by coolone
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Where do you find all this info?Originally posted by MickeyG
The two longest one-syllable words in the English language are "screeched" and "strengths."Truth TellerComment
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Drugs are bad, Mkay?
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The answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?":
Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, he makes $178,100 a day, working or not.
If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.
If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.
If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.
He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.
He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.
If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.
If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.
He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.
Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.
If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you 'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.
He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.
While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.
This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.
Amazing isn't it? However...
If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.
Game over. Nerd wins.Comment
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less than 250 to go
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Guys, i dont know if i ever told you this but, well, i love you guys...........except for you kyle
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google "useless facts list"Originally posted by Keyser Soze
Where do you find all this info?
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Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.Comment
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"Can I borrow your bike, or do I have to kick you in the nuts and steal it?"
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Pays to be the nerd of nerdsOriginally posted by MickeyG
The answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?":
Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, he makes $178,100 a day, working or not.
If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.
If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.
If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.
He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.
He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.
If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.
If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.
He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.
Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.
If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you 'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.
He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.
While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.
This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.
Amazing isn't it? However...
If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.
Game over. Nerd wins.Comment
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Is anyone around here addicted to hard-drugs ?Comment
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this one is extremely important !!!!
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.Comment
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Gotta look at that sometime after the big oneTruth TellerComment
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Just finished updating.... thought I'd stop by and say hi.Comment
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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.Comment
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If they want me to win so bad, why dont they give it to me?
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Mr. Garrison: Now, does anybody know what sexual harassment means? [Cartman raises his hand] Yes, Eric?
Cartman: When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
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Lots of funny factsTruth TellerComment
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No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.Comment
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Originally posted by Orgasmics
Just finished updating.... thought I'd stop by and say hi.
hi Michelle just in time for the big one
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Originally posted by Orgasmics
Just finished updating.... thought I'd stop by and say hi.
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Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.Comment
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I ordered some food and I´m sure he will be here when its time for the big one
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1 in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.Comment
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Cartman: (watching Butters getting a beating) If I was old enough I'd SO be jacking off right now!
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I figured I could at least boost my post count a little, as well.Originally posted by Keyser Soze
hi Michelle just in time for the big one
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Closer and closerTruth TellerComment
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You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.Comment
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Sucky Sucky, ten dorra Soldja Boy! .....Me ruv you longtime!
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Hi OrgasmicsOriginally posted by Orgasmics
Just finished updating.... thought I'd stop by and say hi.
Its nice to have a good looking babe in this thread
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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.Comment
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I had less than 800 my first 3 years here and had 1300 the last montgOriginally posted by Orgasmics
I figured I could at least boost my post count a little, as well.
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Originally posted by coolone
Hi Orgasmics
Its nice to have a good looking babe in this thread
invite your friends too. (just the good looking ones please)
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Naw dude, Independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding
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well I was supposed to leave now. but fuck it I will be late and if I win the 5000 post then it will be worth itComment
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210 more and we have a winnerTruth TellerComment
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The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.Comment
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Hey thereOriginally posted by coolone
Hi Orgasmics
Its nice to have a good looking babe in this thread
I believe I'm the only chick in here right now... lol.
Thank you.
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Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now Rob Schneider is... A stapler. And he's about to find out that being a stapler is harder than it looks. Rob Schneider is... The Stapler. Rated PG-13
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200 to go
I WINComment
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The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.Comment
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