Classic Lines and there meanings

**JSA Matt** · 08-25-2004, 11:42 AM

It was a glitch = scammer
We got hacked = scammer

**dennisthemenace** · 08-25-2004, 11:45 AM

You'll love the new version of our program = You'll never make a sale with us again

**McDonalds Manager** · 08-25-2004, 11:46 AM

my penis is thick and veiny =

why did I ever post a picture of my dick on a message board full of fat ass posturing keyboard warriors who claim they wouldnt sleep with supermodels because they've quote "seen better". Why did I seek approval of people who last saw a real vagina when they were squeezed out of one...why god why.

**McKracken** · 08-25-2004, 11:52 AM

none - the Hun gets revenue from pre-paid gallery placements on the top 15 spaces and banners....

**Juicy D. Links** · 08-25-2004, 11:54 AM

Originally posted by dennisthemenace
You'll love the new version of our program = You'll never make a sale with us again

**Juicy D. Links** · 08-25-2004, 11:54 AM

Originally posted by McDonalds Manager
my penis is thick and veiny =

why did I ever post a picture of my dick on a message board full of fat ass posturing keyboard warriors who claim they wouldnt sleep with supermodels because they've quote "seen better". Why did I seek approval of people who last saw a real vagina when they were squeezed out of one...why god why.

**Floridiot** · 08-25-2004, 11:54 AM

no those pants dont make you look fat = your fat fuckin ass does

**European Lee** · 08-25-2004, 11:54 AM

This email is not spam - we harvested your email address from gfy or one of the other webmaster forums or from the search engines.

Regards,

Lee

**Dagwolf** · 08-25-2004, 11:57 AM

Would you hit it? [pic] = There's a 50% chance I'm going to gross you out now.

**dropped9** · 08-25-2004, 11:57 AM

Regards Lee - Means I am a true idiot who still hasnt learned how to use a msg board

**Marcus Aurelius** · 08-25-2004, 12:09 PM

server special today only = packard bell box from 1996 that we couldnt unload on anyone smart enough to know the difference.

**Juicy D. Links** · 08-25-2004, 12:10 PM

Originally posted by mdcq
server special today only = packard bell box from 1996 that we couldnt unload on anyone smart enough to know the difference.

thats a good one

**Basic_man** · 08-25-2004, 12:12 PM

Originally posted by JSA Matt
It was a glitch = scammer
We got hacked = scammer

rolf yeah nice ones !

**railz** · 08-25-2004, 12:12 PM

Your designs rock! Let me check with my partner and get back to you = I'm gonna go with a 20c an hour outsourcer and get a crap design that won't convert for shit, but at least I saved a few hundred bucks!

**psili** · 08-25-2004, 12:16 PM

Let me get back to you on that = I'll never reply to you again unless there's a gun to my head.

I'm looking for work and will program / design for cheap = I have no fucking idea how to program / design and can't find work

**psili** · 08-25-2004, 12:21 PM

I have 100k hits for $100 = It's actually all blind Chinese traffic and I really mean hits summed up by total files during a unique visit and not unique surfers.

**Juicy D. Links** · 08-25-2004, 12:23 PM

Originally posted by psili
Let me get back to you on that = I'll never reply to you again unless there's a gun to my head.

I'm looking for work and will program / design for cheap = I have no fucking idea how to program / design and can't find work

**dennisthemenace** · 08-25-2004, 12:23 PM

I won't cum in your mouth = I'm gonna cum in your mouth, on your face, in your hair and some might even get on your cat.

**GiantGnome** · 08-25-2004, 12:24 PM

Ill make a note of it.

Fuck off! Im sick and tired of you saying you'll make a note of it. Just take care of it already!

My boss didnt like my reply and fired me. Go figure.

**sickkittens** · 08-25-2004, 12:27 PM

I swear I'll go quick = Make sure you stroke it, suck it and lick my balls for at least 20 minutes

**GiantGnome** · 08-25-2004, 12:28 PM

Originally posted by sickkittens
I swear I'll go quick = Make sure you stroke it, suck it and lick my balls for at least 20 minutes

I thats my line!

**sickkittens** · 08-25-2004, 12:36 PM

Originally posted by GiantGnome
I thats my line!

Haha...That's every guys line.

**Juicy D. Links** · 08-25-2004, 02:22 PM

Originally posted by dennisthemenace
I won't cum in your mouth = I'm gonna cum in your mouth, on your face, in your hair and some might even get on your cat.

**Goatse** · 08-25-2004, 09:20 PM

Looks don't matter = you're fucking ugly, but I don't want to hurt your feelings.

**sickkittens** · 08-25-2004, 09:31 PM

Originally posted by Goatse
Looks don't matter = you're fucking ugly, but I don't want to hurt your feelings.

It's not you, it's me = Since you're not sucking my dick every time I see you, there's no point in dragging you out to meet my friends.

**GiantGnome** · 08-25-2004, 09:32 PM

We can still be friends= We'll never see each other again

**KMR Stitch** · 08-25-2004, 09:35 PM

I love you = how much money do you have again?

**WarChild** · 08-25-2004, 09:37 PM

Bonus payouts all weekend = Shave percentage is now pushing 90%

**zzgundamnzz** · 08-25-2004, 09:38 PM

We'll send out payments on Tuesday = We'll party on tuesday with the money owe you...

**CDSmith** · 08-25-2004, 09:39 PM

Originally posted by McDonalds Manager
my penis is thick and veiny =

why did I ever post a picture of my dick on a message board full of fat ass posturing keyboard warriors who claim they wouldnt sleep with supermodels because they've quote "seen better". Why did I seek approval of people who last saw a real vagina when they were squeezed out of one...why god why.

Oh wow........ whoevers alias you are..... you're my new fucking hero. :D

**2HousePlague** · 08-25-2004, 09:42 PM

"Your credit card will NOT be billed again." = "File for bankruptcy NOW"

**CDSmith** · 08-25-2004, 09:46 PM

Special low introductory rate on your new CC = Six months from now we'll be taking your house.

**Big Rick** · 08-25-2004, 09:55 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith
Oh wow........ whoevers alias you are..... you're my new fucking hero. :D

MD manager kicks ass

**McDonalds Manager** · 08-25-2004, 10:00 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith
Oh wow........ whoevers alias you are..... you're my new fucking hero. :D

Hey CDsmith.....how you doing

**CDSmith** · 08-25-2004, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by McDonalds Manager
Hey CDsmith.....how you doing

Hey, my buddy Joey Tribianni says that all the time.

"How YOU doin?"

I'm

as per usual.

**ProjectNaked** · 08-25-2004, 10:03 PM

I was BALLS DEEP in this guy's ass..and I go to give him a REACH-AROUND..and he's TOTALLY HARD,....I'm like WHAT A FAG!!!

You figure it out-

**McDonalds Manager** · 08-25-2004, 10:04 PM

Originally posted by Big Rick
MD manager kicks ass

I just call em how I seem big rick, but thanks for the compliments.

**reynold** · 08-25-2004, 10:07 PM

Size doesn't matter = "use your tongue damnit!"

Classic Lines and there meanings

Classic Lines and there meanings

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