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  • ChandieGirl
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    • Jul 2004
    • 1421
    #201
    Originally posted by Tala
    Nice.

    Gone in Sixty Seconds.


    "I'm too old for this shit! Somebody get me a goddamn wheelchair!"
    Blade. Great movie. :

    "I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that. "
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      • JerseyPuma
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        #202
        Originally posted by Chandiegirl
        Blade. Great movie. :

        "I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that. "
        Say Anything.

        "Say that reminds me, how'd you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a' somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world."
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          • Bansheelinks
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            • Apr 2003
            • 6023
            #203
            Raising Arizona

            ***************

            "They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!"


            "Which one of you nuts has got any guts?"


            "Who's the head bull-goose loony around here?"

            ...........all from the same flick.......

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              • ChandieGirl
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                • Jul 2004
                • 1421
                #204
                Originally posted by Bansheelinks
                Raising Arizona

                ***************

                "They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!"


                "Which one of you nuts has got any guts?"


                "Who's the head bull-goose loony around here?"

                ...........all from the same flick.......
                One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest

                "Do you know how many times a week I go without lunch because some bitch borrows my lunch money? Y'know, any halfway decent girl can rob me blind, because I'm too torqued up to say no."
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                  • Bansheelinks
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                    • Apr 2003
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                    #205
                    Sixteen Candles

                    ************

                    "See that cockroach? Tomorrow morning, we'll be dead and it'll be alive. It'll have more contact with my wife and child than I will. I'll be nothing, and it'll be alive."

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                      • StuBradley
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                        • Jul 2002
                        • 2625
                        #206
                        Originally posted by Bansheelinks
                        "See that cockroach? Tomorrow morning, we'll be dead and it'll be alive. It'll have more contact with my wife and child than I will. I'll be nothing, and it'll be alive."

                        Paths of Glory

                        ******************

                        "That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch."

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                          • StuBradley
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                            • 2625
                            #207
                            Originally posted by StuBradley
                            "That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch."
                            Alright, another quote from the same flick. I know you've all seen this one.

                            "Let me tell you something, pandejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes click."

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                              • Bansheelinks
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                                #208
                                Big Lebowski

                                ************

                                "Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody."

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                                  • B40
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                                    • Jul 2001
                                    • 7020
                                    #209
                                    Originally posted by Bansheelinks
                                    Big Lebowski

                                    ************

                                    "Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody."
                                    Sounds like Goodfellas...or was it Casino?

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                                      • Bansheelinks
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                                        #210
                                        one of your guesses is correct

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                                          • RedShoe
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                                            #211
                                            Now GOODFELLAS is one of my all time favorites. I know almost every single line by heart. Damn that's a good movie.

                                            Is he gonna take his turn?
                                            If not...




                                            "...You will give your rifle a girl's name, because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! .."

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                                              • StuBradley
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                                                #212
                                                Full Metal Jacket

                                                ***************


                                                Here's a good one:


                                                "Telephone call? Telephone call? That's communication with the outside world. Doctor's *discretion*. Nuh-uh. Look, hey - all of these nuts could just make phone calls, they could spread insanity, oozing through telephone cables, oozing into the ears of all these poor sane people, infecting them. Wackos everywhere, plague of madness. "

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                                                  • Bansheelinks
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                                                    • 6023
                                                    #213
                                                    Originally posted by StuBradley
                                                    Full Metal Jacket

                                                    ***************


                                                    Here's a good one:


                                                    "Telephone call? Telephone call? That's communication with the outside world. Doctor's *discretion*. Nuh-uh. Look, hey - all of these nuts could just make phone calls, they could spread insanity, oozing through telephone cables, oozing into the ears of all these poor sane people, infecting them. Wackos everywhere, plague of madness. "
                                                    12 monkeys!

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                                                      • Bansheelinks
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                                                        #214
                                                        My turn........


                                                        "Here lies the body of Mary Lee; died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her viginity; not a bad record for this vicinity."

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                                                          • Bansheelinks
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                                                            #215
                                                            Same movie, same actor.........interesting note.....this actor wrote this own monologue himself for the movie and the director let him use it:


                                                            "Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian t'Leyte, we'd just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the squares in the old calendars like the Battle o' Waterloo and the idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and sometimes that shark he go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those sharks come in and... they rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. Thursday mornin', Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boson's mate. I thought he was asleep, Reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon the fifth day a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big ol' fat PBY come down and start to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened? Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. Three hundred and sixteen men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the twenty-ninth, nineteen-forty five. Anyway, we delivered the bomb."

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                                                              • StuBradley
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                                                                • 2625
                                                                #216
                                                                Originally posted by Bansheelinks
                                                                "Here lies the body of Mary Lee; died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her viginity; not a bad record for this vicinity."

                                                                Jaws

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                                                                  • StuBradley
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                                                                    #217
                                                                    Here's an easy one:

                                                                    "How do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Build model airplanes," says the little fairy, but we're not buying it. Next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times."
                                                                    Last edited by StuBradley; 08-24-2004, 08:21 AM.

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                                                                      • Marcus Aurelius
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                                                                        • 14809
                                                                        #218
                                                                        Originally posted by StuBradley
                                                                        Here's an easy one:

                                                                        "How do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Build model airplanes," says the little fairy, but we're not buying it. Next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times."
                                                                        Tommy Boy.

                                                                        here's another easy one:

                                                                        "hey, I always notice that bored look in her eye"
                                                                        Last edited by Marcus Aurelius; 08-24-2004, 08:26 AM.

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                                                                          • StuBradley
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                                                                            #219
                                                                            Chasing Amy (one of mty faves)

                                                                            ****************

                                                                            "This is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though."

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                                                                              • Bansheelinks
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                                                                                #220
                                                                                Originally posted by StuBradley
                                                                                Chasing Amy (one of mty faves)

                                                                                ****************

                                                                                "This is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though."
                                                                                Caddyshack

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                                                                                  • Bansheelinks
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                                                                                    • 6023
                                                                                    #221
                                                                                    Next one:



                                                                                    "Goddamn, motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit."

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                                                                                      • Bansheelinks
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                                                                                        #222
                                                                                        hint: a very recent horror movie with disturbing material.......did not wide release because it was so disturbing

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                                                                                          • abyss_al
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                                                                                            #223
                                                                                            Originally posted by Bansheelinks
                                                                                            Next one:



                                                                                            "Goddamn, motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit."
                                                                                            House of 1000 Corpses

                                                                                            ************************

                                                                                            "show me the way to go home..."
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                                                                                              • Bansheelinks
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                                                                                                #224
                                                                                                Jaws

                                                                                                **********

                                                                                                "He seems to be completely unreceptive. The tests I gave him showed no sense at all. His eyes react to light; the dials detect it. He hears but cannot answer to your call."

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                                                                                                  • abyss_al
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                                                                                                    #225
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Bansheelinks
                                                                                                    Jaws

                                                                                                    **********

                                                                                                    "He seems to be completely unreceptive. The tests I gave him showed no sense at all. His eyes react to light; the dials detect it. He hears but cannot answer to your call."
                                                                                                    tough one, but i'm a movie freak

                                                                                                    TOMMY

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                                                                                                    "you're such a disease.."
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                                                                                                      • Bansheelinks
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                                                                                                        #226
                                                                                                        Home Alone

                                                                                                        **************

                                                                                                        "That's what the Emperor said. A man steals something, he's brought in before the Emperor, he throws himself down on the ground. He begs for his life, he knows he's going to die. And the Emperor... pardons him. This worthless man, he lets him go."

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                                                                                                            #227
                                                                                                            Originally posted by Bansheelinks
                                                                                                            Home Alone

                                                                                                            **************

                                                                                                            "That's what the Emperor said. A man steals something, he's brought in before the Emperor, he throws himself down on the ground. He begs for his life, he knows he's going to die. And the Emperor... pardons him. This worthless man, he lets him go."
                                                                                                            schindlers list

                                                                                                            **************************

                                                                                                            "im gonna get the papers, get the papers"
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                                                                                                              • StuBradley
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                                                                                                                #228
                                                                                                                Originally posted by abyss_al
                                                                                                                "im gonna get the papers, get the papers"
                                                                                                                Goodfellas

                                                                                                                *************

                                                                                                                "I know what you're thinking. You're thinking: If that launcher was a suppository, would that bad man stick it up my ass? Well, you eyeball me once more boy and i'll stick it so far up your ass you'll be begging me for this bullet."


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                                                                                                                  • Claude
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                                                                                                                    #229
                                                                                                                    Originally posted by StuBradley
                                                                                                                    Goodfellas

                                                                                                                    *************

                                                                                                                    "I know what you're thinking. You're thinking: If that launcher was a suppository, would that bad man stick it up my ass? Well, you eyeball me once more boy and i'll stick it so far up your ass you'll be begging me for this bullet."
                                                                                                                    Swordfish - John Travolta

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                                                                                                                    Here´s the next one:

                                                                                                                    It ain't no fuckin' ballpark either. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.

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                                                                                                                        #230
                                                                                                                        Originally posted by StuBradley
                                                                                                                        Goodfellas

                                                                                                                        *************

                                                                                                                        "I know what you're thinking. You're thinking: If that launcher was a suppository, would that bad man stick it up my ass? Well, you eyeball me once more boy and i'll stick it so far up your ass you'll be begging me for this bullet."
                                                                                                                        swordfish

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                                                                                                                        You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.
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                                                                                                                            Originally posted by Claude
                                                                                                                            Swordfish - John Travolta

                                                                                                                            ----------------------
                                                                                                                            Here´s the next one:

                                                                                                                            It ain't no fuckin' ballpark either. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.
                                                                                                                            pulp fiction

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                                                                                                                            You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.
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                                                                                                                              • Claude
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                                                                                                                                #232
                                                                                                                                Originally posted by abyss_al
                                                                                                                                pulp fiction

                                                                                                                                **************************

                                                                                                                                You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.
                                                                                                                                Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas..

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                                                                                                                                You´re bleeding !

                                                                                                                                I aint got time to bleed !

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                                                                                                                                    Originally posted by Claude
                                                                                                                                    Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas..

                                                                                                                                    Next one:
                                                                                                                                    You´re bleeding !

                                                                                                                                    I aint got time to bleed !
                                                                                                                                    predator?

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                                                                                                                                      • Bansheelinks
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                                                                                                                                        #234
                                                                                                                                        Dodgeball

                                                                                                                                        ******************

                                                                                                                                        "It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?"

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                                                                                                                                          • trix
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                                                                                                                                            #235
                                                                                                                                            You´re bleeding !

                                                                                                                                            I aint got time to bleed !
                                                                                                                                            predator






                                                                                                                                            may i have this turn? got some real old ones from before most of you were born

                                                                                                                                            You made me have a bowel movement in my britches. I ain't never gonna forgive you for that.

                                                                                                                                            Won't some of you people get him up off the ground and into it?

                                                                                                                                            You'll just end up like all the other gringos - drinkin' tequila, shittin' out chili peppers, & waitin' fer... nothin'

                                                                                                                                            beans....beans....beans
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                                                                                                                                              • Bansheelinks
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                                                                                                                                                #236
                                                                                                                                                Originally posted by trix
                                                                                                                                                predator
                                                                                                                                                nope...........again, the quote is:

                                                                                                                                                "It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?"

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                                                                                                                                                  • trix
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                                                                                                                                                    #237
                                                                                                                                                    kill bill2?

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                                                                                                                                                      • trix
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                                                                                                                                                        blade runner!!
                                                                                                                                                        Gaff: It's too bad she won't live, but again, who does?
                                                                                                                                                        Last edited by trix; 08-24-2004, 07:21 PM.

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                                                                                                                                                          • Bansheelinks
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                                                                                                                                                            Originally posted by trix
                                                                                                                                                            blade runner!!
                                                                                                                                                            u got it..........you're up with a quote!

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                                                                                                                                                              • trix
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                                                                                                                                                                You made me have a bowel movement in my britches. I ain't never gonna forgive you for that.

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                                                                                                                                                                  • TheWolf
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                                                                                                                                                                    #241
                                                                                                                                                                    Originally posted by trix
                                                                                                                                                                    You made me have a bowel movement in my britches. I ain't never gonna forgive you for that.
                                                                                                                                                                    Lemuel in Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid.

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                                                                                                                                                                      • TheWolf
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                                                                                                                                                                        #242
                                                                                                                                                                        Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.

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                                                                                                                                                                          • trix
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                                                                                                                                                                            #243
                                                                                                                                                                            Bronx Tale

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                                                                                                                                                                              • trix
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                                                                                                                                                                                What are you doing Saturday night?
                                                                                                                                                                                Committing suicide.
                                                                                                                                                                                What about Friday night?

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                                                                                                                                                                                    #245
                                                                                                                                                                                    Originally posted by trix
                                                                                                                                                                                    What are you doing Saturday night?
                                                                                                                                                                                    Committing suicide.
                                                                                                                                                                                    What about Friday night?
                                                                                                                                                                                    Is it a Woody Allen film?

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                                                                                                                                                                                        Originally posted by trix
                                                                                                                                                                                        What are you doing Saturday night?
                                                                                                                                                                                        Committing suicide.
                                                                                                                                                                                        What about Friday night?

                                                                                                                                                                                        sixteen candles.

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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Bansheelinks
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Apr 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                                            #247
                                                                                                                                                                                            Here's the next quote:


                                                                                                                                                                                            "I want someone good, I mean very good, to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of the bathroom with just his dick in his hands."

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                                                                                                                                                                                              • StuBradley
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                                • 2625
                                                                                                                                                                                                #248
                                                                                                                                                                                                Originally posted by Bansheelinks
                                                                                                                                                                                                "I want someone good, I mean very good, to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of the bathroom with just his dick in his hands."
                                                                                                                                                                                                The Godfather


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                                                                                                                                                                                                "I'd hate for you to be in one of those everyday situations that calls for a battery-operated vagina and not have one."


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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Bansheelinks
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                                    • 6023
                                                                                                                                                                                                    #249
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    "Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great. You have no power over me."

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Marcus Aurelius
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • 14809
                                                                                                                                                                                                        #250
                                                                                                                                                                                                        Originally posted by Bansheelinks
                                                                                                                                                                                                        8MM

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                                                                                                                                                                                                        "Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great. You have no power over me."
                                                                                                                                                                                                        labyrinth is the answer.

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