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  • V_RocKs
    Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
    • Nov 2003
    • 32448

    #2601
    What the fuck? this thing is almost where I left it 8 hours ago!

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    • AphEX
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2003
      • 2901

      #2602
      I said GO!!
      now post!

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      • AGF
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2004
        • 971

        #2603
        okay i am ready again
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        • cool1
          sex is good
          • Sep 2001
          • 24939

          #2604
          bump

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          • AphEX
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2003
            • 2901

            #2605
            Originally posted by coolone
            bump
            thanks

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            • Steen2
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2004
              • 7662

              #2606
              Im here.
              ICQ: 2262.73945

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              • AGF
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2004
                • 971

                #2607
                less then 400 post now, we are soon there
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                • AGF
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 971

                  #2608
                  I want to winnnnnnnnnn
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                  • Donners
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 689

                    #2609
                    lets get this going

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                    • AGF
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 971

                      #2610
                      Are we there soon?
                      Are we there soon?
                      Are we there soon?
                      Are we there soon?
                      Are we there soon?
                      Are we there soon?
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                      • AGF
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 971

                        #2611
                        SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                        • AphEX
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 2901

                          #2612
                          wooooo
                          thats a lot of smilies

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                          • AGF
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 971

                            #2613
                            yeah that is because I am going win
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                            • AphEX
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 2901

                              #2614
                              Originally posted by AGF
                              yeah that is because I am going win
                              I see

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                              • MickeyG
                                Confirmed User
                                • May 2004
                                • 4134

                                #2615
                                want me to post some more facts?

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                                • Michael O
                                  More Cowbell
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 10607

                                  #2616
                                  Need some help?
                                  Truth Teller

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                                  • MickeyG
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • May 2004
                                    • 4134

                                    #2617
                                    Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.

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                                    • MickeyG
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2004
                                      • 4134

                                      #2618
                                      Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

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                                      • Steen2
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2004
                                        • 7662

                                        #2619
                                        W7
                                        ICQ: 2262.73945

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                                        • MickeyG
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2004
                                          • 4134

                                          #2620
                                          Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.

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                                          • cool1
                                            sex is good
                                            • Sep 2001
                                            • 24939

                                            #2621
                                            Two men went hunting. One had been hunting all his life, the other man was hunting for the first time. The one man told the other to sit down and not make a sound. So he did.
                                            But when the first man got 100 yards away, he heard a scream. "I thought I told you to be quiet!" he said.

                                            "I was when the snake bit me," the man said.

                                            "And I was when the bear attacked me. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg and said, 'Should we eat them or take them with us,' I screamed."

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                                            • Michael O
                                              More Cowbell
                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 10607

                                              #2622
                                              Originally posted by MickeyG
                                              Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.
                                              Why?
                                              Truth Teller

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                                              • MickeyG
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • May 2004
                                                • 4134

                                                #2623
                                                In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

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                                                • cool1
                                                  sex is good
                                                  • Sep 2001
                                                  • 24939

                                                  #2624
                                                  One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked. All of a sudden one of the boys took off running. The other boy took off after his friend. After he caught up to him, he asked why he ran away.
                                                  "Well," the boy said, "my mom told me that if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard so I ran."

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                                                  • MickeyG
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • May 2004
                                                    • 4134

                                                    #2625
                                                    Cat's urine glows under a black light

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                                                    • MickeyG
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 4134

                                                      #2626
                                                      The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver".

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                                                      • cool1
                                                        sex is good
                                                        • Sep 2001
                                                        • 24939

                                                        #2627
                                                        A recently-married man goes into a drugstore to pick up some things. The clerk greets him....
                                                        Clerk: Hey, how did the wedding go?
                                                        Man: Well, we got married.
                                                        Clerk: That's good!
                                                        Man: No, that's bad. I wasn't wearing any clothes.
                                                        Clerk: Oh that is bad!
                                                        Man: No, that's good -- she didn't care and she's rich.
                                                        Clerk: Oh, that is good.
                                                        Man: No, that's bad. She won't give me any or spend any of it.
                                                        Clerk: Oh, that's bad.
                                                        Man: No, that's good: She bought a house.
                                                        Clerk: Oh, that's good
                                                        Man: No, that's bad -- it burned down.
                                                        Clerk: Oh that is bad.
                                                        Man: No that's good -- she was in it!

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                                                        • MickeyG
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 4134

                                                          #2628
                                                          Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

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                                                          • Michael O
                                                            More Cowbell
                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                            • 10607

                                                            #2629
                                                            So fucking tired
                                                            Truth Teller

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                                                            • cool1
                                                              sex is good
                                                              • Sep 2001
                                                              • 24939

                                                              #2630
                                                              While he was rooting around in the basement, a man found a magic lamp. When he rubbed it, a genie emerged in a huge cloud of pink smoke.
                                                              "I am the all-powerful genie. I shall grant you one wish." The man thought about this, and decided that if there was one thing he couldn't get enough of, it was wine.

                                                              "I wish I could pee wine. That's my wish."

                                                              "Granted." And the genie disappeared. Later that day, the man's wife came home to find her husband naked, holding a glass.

                                                              "Why only one glass?" asked her wife.

                                                              "You're drinking out of the bottle tonight

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                                                              • AGF
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jul 2004
                                                                • 971

                                                                #2631
                                                                wow now it goes fast

                                                                And yes we need all the help we can get
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                                                                • MickeyG
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                  • 4134

                                                                  #2632
                                                                  hmm these facts are boring. let me see if i can find some better ones

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                                                                  • cool1
                                                                    sex is good
                                                                    • Sep 2001
                                                                    • 24939

                                                                    #2633
                                                                    A man was scheduled to go before a firing squad for his crimes. The evening before his execution, he was asked what he wanted for his last meal. He refused the meal completely. The next morning the man was brought before the firing squad. When asked for his last request, the man said he had none. The General in charge of his execution asked him, ''Sir, you refused your last meal and your last request. Isn't there anything you want before you die?''
                                                                    The man thought for a moment, then said, ''Music has always been an important part of my life. If I could do but one thing before I die, would you allow me to sing my favorite song from beginning to end, without interruption?''

                                                                    The General thought this was a reasonable request, and ordered his men to lower their weapons and to not interrupt for the duration of the song.

                                                                    ''Ten million bottles of beer on the wall...''

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                                                                    • AGF
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                      • 971

                                                                      #2634
                                                                      1 more post for this thread
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                                                                      • Steen2
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                                        • 7662

                                                                        #2635
                                                                        l;ldsf
                                                                        ICQ: 2262.73945

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                                                                        • cool1
                                                                          sex is good
                                                                          • Sep 2001
                                                                          • 24939

                                                                          #2636
                                                                          A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat. "What animal is this?" she asked.
                                                                          "A cat!" said Eddie.

                                                                          "Good job! Now, what is this animal?"

                                                                          "A dog!" said Eddie.

                                                                          "Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a Deer. The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad."

                                                                          "A horny bastard," called out Eddie.

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                                                                          • AGF
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                                            • 971

                                                                            #2637
                                                                            are we there soon?
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                                                                            • Donners
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jun 2004
                                                                              • 689

                                                                              #2638
                                                                              i was born to win this

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                                                                              • AGF
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jul 2004
                                                                                • 971

                                                                                #2639
                                                                                I am the king of gfy. or mabey not
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                                                                                • cool1
                                                                                  sex is good
                                                                                  • Sep 2001
                                                                                  • 24939

                                                                                  #2640
                                                                                  A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down, and yells "Give me a Budweiser, or...!" Scared, the bartender serves the man his Budweiser. This happens everyday for a week straight, and the bartender turns into a nervous wreck. He asks his wife for advice, and she tells him he should stand up for himself. Easier said than done, he thinks, but he decides to try it. The next day, the hooligan returns.
                                                                                  "Give me a Budweiser, or...!"

                                                                                  "O-o-o-o-r-r-r w-what?" stammers the bartender.

                                                                                  "A small Coke."

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                                                                                  • Steen2
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                                                    • 7662

                                                                                    #2641
                                                                                    Googl
                                                                                    ICQ: 2262.73945

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                                                                                    • AGF
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                      • 971

                                                                                      #2642
                                                                                      just I win one time will I be happy or else...........grrrrr
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                                                                                      • cool1
                                                                                        sex is good
                                                                                        • Sep 2001
                                                                                        • 24939

                                                                                        #2643
                                                                                        This next one is mine

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                                                                                        • cool1
                                                                                          sex is good
                                                                                          • Sep 2001
                                                                                          • 24939

                                                                                          #2644
                                                                                          So is this one

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                                                                                          • AGF
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                                                            • 971

                                                                                            #2645
                                                                                            free amateur hardcore
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                                                                                            • cool1
                                                                                              sex is good
                                                                                              • Sep 2001
                                                                                              • 24939

                                                                                              #2646
                                                                                              DId you know if youa re the winning post and are an affiliate you get an extra $300.
                                                                                              So sign up and promote, the link is below

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                                                                                              • AGF
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Jul 2004
                                                                                                • 971

                                                                                                #2647
                                                                                                nooo it will be miiiinee
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                                                                                                • cool1
                                                                                                  sex is good
                                                                                                  • Sep 2001
                                                                                                  • 24939

                                                                                                  #2648
                                                                                                  A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always steal his act by saying things like, ?he has a card up his sleeve? or ?he has a dove in his pocket.?
                                                                                                  One day the ship sank and the magician and the parrot found themselves alone on a lifeboat. For a couple of days, they just sat there looking at each other. Finally, the parrot broke the silence and said, ?Okay, I give up. What did you do with the ship??

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                                                                                                  • cool1
                                                                                                    sex is good
                                                                                                    • Sep 2001
                                                                                                    • 24939

                                                                                                    #2649
                                                                                                    Originally posted by AGF
                                                                                                    nooo it will be miiiinee
                                                                                                    No this one is mine and the last one is mine
                                                                                                    you can all have whats inbetween

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                                                                                                    • Steen2
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                                                      • 7662

                                                                                                      #2650
                                                                                                      ICQ: 2262.73945

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