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  • buzzard
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    • Aug 2002
    • 1276

    #1

    How much does a normal sized turd weigh?

    I take a huge shit and then weigh myself and don't lose any weight. Whats up with that? Do i need a postal scale? or is it a bizarre mystery of life?
  • Zerof8
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    • Jul 2004
    • 1245

    #2
    Maybe your just too fat to notice a difference
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    • Mike Okitch
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      • May 2004
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      #3
      You have too much time on your hands
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      • NoCarrier
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        • Mar 2002
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        #4
        Originally posted by buzzard
        I take a huge shit and then weigh myself and don't lose any weight. Whats up with that? Do i need a postal scale? or is it a bizarre mystery of life?
        The trick is not to hold the turd when you weigh yourself

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        • buzzard
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          • Aug 2002
          • 1276

          #5
          Originally posted by Zerof8
          Maybe your just too fat to notice a difference


          haha i'm pretty fit. No fat here.

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          • nofx
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            • Nov 2002
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            #6
            4.20 ounces

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            • AaronM
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              • Oct 2001
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              #7
              Originally posted by buzzard
              How much does a normal sized turd weigh?

              I take a huge shit and then weigh myself and don't lose any weight. Whats up with that? Do i need a postal scale? or is it a bizarre mystery of life?
              Which is it? Is it a "normal size turd" or a "huge shit?"

              Make up your mind.....We have to have solid variables here.

              BTW...This thread is destined to be locked if Lens catches it.

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              • buzzard
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                • Aug 2002
                • 1276

                #8
                Originally posted by Mike Okitch
                You have too much time on your hands
                When you are concerned with body fat, you are disturbed when you don't lose an ounce when you take a shit. I have a digital scale.

                Thinking maybe i need a more accurate one since none of you guys have a clue about turd density or peristalsis.

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                • fr8
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                  • Mar 2003
                  • 5074

                  #9
                  Some of my shit floats on water so it has to be somewhat light. lol
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                  • Spunky
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                    • Jun 2002
                    • 133978

                    #10
                    Oh god...what's next?

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                    • escorpio
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                      • Oct 2002
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                      #11
                      Let me bust out the triple beam and I'll get back to you.
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                      • buzzard
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                        • Aug 2002
                        • 1276

                        #12
                        Originally posted by AaronM
                        Which is it? Is it a "normal size turd" or a "huge shit?"

                        Make up your mind.....We have to have solid variables here.

                        BTW...This thread is destined to be locked if Lens catches it.
                        lol AaronM
                        Maybe i should use 'feces' then.
                        I'm serious, I have not been able to find the answer.

                        Normal size is 6 - 8 inches and doesn't float. Huge dump to me is 4-6 of those.
                        If i know what one weighs, then i can guestimate how much weight is lost. Pending a more accurate scale of course.

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                        • Mike Okitch
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                          • May 2004
                          • 4126

                          #13
                          Originally posted by buzzard
                          Thinking maybe i need a more accurate one since none of you guys have a clue about turd density or peristalsis.
                          Then get a more accurate scale then.

                          Of course I have no clue about turd density, do I look like a fucking doctor to you?
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                          • buzzard
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                            • Aug 2002
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by escorpio
                            Let me bust out the triple beam and I'll get back to you.

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                            • PenisFace
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                              • Oct 2003
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by NoCarrier
                              The trick is not to hold the turd when you weigh yourself
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                              • Screaming
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                                • Feb 2004
                                • 18972

                                #16
                                this is too much

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                                • Methodcash Rick
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                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 1720

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by buzzard
                                  and doesn't float.
                                  This is a sign of low fiber intake, and poor diet...

                                  Atleast that's what the poo page says.....

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                                  • hydro
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                                    • Dec 2003
                                    • 4216

                                    #18
                                    it would be intresting to find out, sometimes i feel 5 pounds lighter after a big shatting

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                                    • SomeCreep
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                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 26118

                                      #19
                                      Approximately 50 pounds.

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                                      • KMR Stitch
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                                        • Jul 2003
                                        • 14494

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by fr8
                                        Some of my shit floats on water so it has to be somewhat light. lol
                                        FUCK DUDE

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                                        I just spilled my water over it

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                                        • buzzard
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                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 1276

                                          #21
                                          BB-Rick
                                          Somewhat true. Low fiber is the reason for about 90% of no floaters. But you can consume enough fiber for a healthy stool and yet have a higher protein ratio that does not allow for floater status.
                                          Last edited by buzzard; 08-24-2004, 09:18 PM.

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                                          • detoxed
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                                            • Jan 2003
                                            • 17798

                                            #22
                                            You are just really fucking weird.

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                                            • chupachups
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                                              • Dec 2002
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                              The trick is not to hold the turd when you weigh yourself

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                                              • buzzard
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                                                • Aug 2002
                                                • 1276

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by detoxed
                                                You are just really fucking weird.
                                                Why? Because I asked a legitimate question?

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                                                • detoxed
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                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                  • 17798

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by buzzard
                                                  Why? Because I asked a legitimate question?
                                                  No, because you asked a weird question. That makes you weird. Get it?

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                                                  • Marcus Aurelius
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                                                    #26
                                                    its kinda sad this is still on the front page.

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                                                    • ProjectNaked
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                                                      • Jul 2004
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                                                      #27
                                                      it would be intresting to find out, sometimes i feel 5 pounds lighter after a big shatting
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                                                      • freeadultcontent
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                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 9976

                                                        #28
                                                        Simple. weigh the turd next time. I suggest water displacement method.

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                                                        • V_RocKs
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                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                          • 32451

                                                          #29
                                                          Who is shitting the turd?

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                                                          • wdsguy
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                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                            • 19568

                                                            #30
                                                            why don't u go weigh it and let us know

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                                                            • V_RocKs
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                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                              • 32451

                                                              #31
                                                              Now what are we at?

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                                                              • dennisthemenace
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                                                                • Feb 2003
                                                                • 2668

                                                                #32
                                                                You need a digital scale..

                                                                There is definitely a difference in body weight when empty and when loaded down with liquid and solid waste.
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                                                                • Dagwolf
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                                                                  • Sep 2003
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  This thread is sick, and I refuse to post in it.

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                                                                  • macho
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                                                                    • Nov 2001
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Zerof8
                                                                    Maybe your just too fat to notice a difference
                                                                    rofl
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