I take a huge shit and then weigh myself and don't lose any weight. Whats up with that? Do i need a postal scale? or is it a bizarre mystery of life?
How much does a normal sized turd weigh?
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Maybe your just too fat to notice a difference
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Which is it? Is it a "normal size turd" or a "huge shit?"Originally posted by buzzard
How much does a normal sized turd weigh?
I take a huge shit and then weigh myself and don't lose any weight. Whats up with that? Do i need a postal scale? or is it a bizarre mystery of life?
Make up your mind.....We have to have solid variables here.
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When you are concerned with body fat, you are disturbed when you don't lose an ounce when you take a shit. I have a digital scale.Originally posted by Mike Okitch
You have too much time on your hands
Thinking maybe i need a more accurate one since none of you guys have a clue about turd density or peristalsis.Comment
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lol AaronMOriginally posted by AaronM
Which is it? Is it a "normal size turd" or a "huge shit?"
Make up your mind.....We have to have solid variables here.
BTW...This thread is destined to be locked if Lens catches it.
Maybe i should use 'feces' then.
I'm serious, I have not been able to find the answer.
Normal size is 6 - 8 inches and doesn't float. Huge dump to me is 4-6 of those.
If i know what one weighs, then i can guestimate how much weight is lost. Pending a more accurate scale of course.Comment
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Then get a more accurate scale then.Originally posted by buzzard
Thinking maybe i need a more accurate one since none of you guys have a clue about turd density or peristalsis.
Of course I have no clue about turd density, do I look like a fucking doctor to you?
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Originally posted by NoCarrier
The trick is not to hold the turd when you weigh yourself
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This is a sign of low fiber intake, and poor diet...Originally posted by buzzard
and doesn't float.
Atleast that's what the poo page says.....Comment
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FUCK DUDEOriginally posted by fr8
Some of my shit floats on water so it has to be somewhat light. lol
You owe me a new keyboard.
I just spilled my water over itComment
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What??? Jealous!it would be intresting to find out, sometimes i feel 5 pounds lighter after a big shatting
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Simple. weigh the turd next time. I suggest water displacement method.Comment
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You need a digital scale..
There is definitely a difference in body weight when empty and when loaded down with liquid and solid waste.All the best to you
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roflOriginally posted by Zerof8
Maybe your just too fat to notice a difference
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