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  • TheLegacy
    SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com
    • Apr 2003
    • 18214

    #1

    Dr. Laura = The Bible and Homosexuality

    Dear Dr. Laura,

    Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.

    I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them.

    a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

    b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

    c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

    d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

    e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

    f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an Abomination (Lev 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

    g) Lev 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

    h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev 19:27. How should they die?

    i) I know from Lev 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

    j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev 24:10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

    I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help.

    Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

    Your devoted disciple and adoring fan.

    RobertWarrenSEO.com
    Telegram: @TheLegacy54
  • sweetums
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2003
    • 2534

    #2
    Hahahahahah.....

    Good one, TheLegacy....I'd love to see her response to that one ;)
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    • mardigras
      Bon temps!
      • Feb 2003
      • 14194

      #3
      There was a scene in Queer as Folk this year where Justin and his friend asked a preacher if he liked shrimp and when he said yes he quoted him the verse and said if you can eat shrimp we can eat cock
      .

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      • Tom_PMs
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2004
        • 2049

        #4
        lol thats an awesome letter.
        Sacrificial bulls really do reak when they burn
        lol

        You've read it, you can't unread it.

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        • Nanda
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2003
          • 5310

          #5
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          • Jace
            FBOP Class Of 2013
            • Jan 2004
            • 35562

            #6
            woah, it has been almost 2 years since I have seen that letter

            still fucking great though

            bisexual britni tried to pass this off as her own letter once, that was some funny shit...she got busted hard on all the major porn news sites

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            • zzgundamnzz
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2002
              • 6102

              #7
              You need to stone them all

              Funny stuff


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              • Rochard
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                • Dec 2001
                • 75762

                #8
                I love this one:

                d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

                I want my very own Canadian slave.
                Herschel Savage
                Brooklyn, NY

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                • chri$tian
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 2468

                  #9
                  h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev 19:27. How should they die?

                  LOLOL
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                  • BRISK
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                    • Feb 2003
                    • 12240

                    #10
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                    • TheLegacy
                      SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 18214

                      #11
                      Originally posted by AtlasChris
                      h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev 19:27. How should they die?

                      LOLOL
                      interesting it doesnt cover if you shave the groin area

                      RobertWarrenSEO.com
                      Telegram: @TheLegacy54

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                      • Basic_man
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                        • Oct 2003
                        • 27360

                        #12
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                        • ScottMN
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                          • Jun 2004
                          • 546

                          #13
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                          • Doctor Dre
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Jan 2001
                            • 51692

                            #14
                            Originally posted by rayadp05
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                            • Snake Doctor
                              I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                              • Mar 2001
                              • 13449

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                              sig too big

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                              • retrograde
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 235

                                #16
                                This letter has been floating around for ages, and Lee actually posted it here a couple days ago.

                                Though, it's still a great one.

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                                • Bansheelinks
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                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 6023

                                  #17




                                  Fuck those ppl who use religion to hate.

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                                  • nofx
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                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 16826

                                    #18
                                    a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?


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                                    There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                    When sickness comes I must decide:
                                    When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                    • woj
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                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 47880

                                      #19
                                      old, but still good
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