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  • ScottMN
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2004
    • 546

    #1

    I'm wearing a penis stretcher right now

    Sitting here naked, typing on GFY and wearing a penis stretcher. Does life get any better?

    (You're jealous, I know. Get one at- www.sizegenetics.com)
    Fatty payouts too.
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  • alexg
    IL4L.com
    • Aug 2003
    • 11287

    #2
    you must feel proud

    I just got laid, if it makes you feel any better

    Find fuck buddies in your area!

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    • Screaming
      I can change this!!!!!
      • Feb 2004
      • 18972

      #3
      well man to have told gfy that i really hope it works

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      • ScottMN
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2004
        • 546

        #4
        Originally posted by alexg
        you must feel proud

        I just got laid, if it makes you feel any better
        i do and i'm proud of you too
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        • mensniche
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2004
          • 455

          #5
          scott you little bitch get back to work... and stop ripping off the stock...
          SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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          • ScottMN
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2004
            • 546

            #6
            Originally posted by mensniche
            scott you little bitch get back to work... and stop ripping off the stock...
            i can't put it back, my penis already touched it
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            • MickeyG
              Confirmed User
              • May 2004
              • 4134

              #7
              thanks for sharing

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              • JustinF
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2004
                • 286

                #8
                Originally posted by ScottMN
                i can't put it back, my penis already touched it
                anyone with working experience at mcdonalds will tell you otherwise.

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                • nofx
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 16826

                  #9
                  jeez, i feel sorry for you if you have to use one of them.

                  Often times I wonder why
                  There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                  When sickness comes I must decide:
                  When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                  • Evil1
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2002
                    • 3893

                    #10
                    goddamn those things are rediculously priced for being a peice of rubber, aliminum tubes and some fucking plastic. I could be hung like a fucking gerbil and still wouldnt be able to bring myself to spend $300 on 96 cents worth of material.

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                    • ScottMN
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 546

                      #11
                      Originally posted by JustinF
                      anyone with working experience at mcdonalds will tell you otherwise.
                      good point, back it goes into the box. My penis was hopeless anyway
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                      • Tala
                        Fucked if I know
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 23368

                        #12
                        *takes my ten-foot pole and steps back out of this thread*

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                        • ScottMN
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 546

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Evil1
                          goddamn those things are rediculously priced for being a peice of rubber, aliminum tubes and some fucking plastic. I could be hung like a fucking gerbil and still wouldnt be able to bring myself to spend $300 on 96 cents worth of material.
                          They are insanely expensive, but oddly enough it doesn't stop people from buying them though - LOTS of people.
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                          • Chris
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • May 2003
                            • 27880

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Evil1
                            goddamn those things are rediculously priced for being a peice of rubber, aliminum tubes and some fucking plastic. I could be hung like a fucking gerbil and still wouldnt be able to bring myself to spend $300 on 96 cents worth of material.
                            hehe im sure all of us WISH it only cost 96 cents to manufactor this product.

                            ALot more than people realize
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                            • ScottMN
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 546

                              #15
                              no doubt - we offer $150 bucks to affiliates for each sale and with the cost of the actual product, its really pitiful what we end up making. Affiliates are the ones who make out well on these things
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                              • Ar3s
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Feb 2004
                                • 4307

                                #16

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                                • Doctor Dre
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 51692

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by ScottMN
                                  no doubt - we offer $150 bucks to affiliates for each sale and with the cost of the actual product, its really pitiful what we end up making. Affiliates are the ones who make out well on these things


                                  you tell me thoses things cost 100 $ to make ?
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                                  I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                  • ScottMN
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2004
                                    • 546

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Doctor Dre


                                    you tell me thoses things cost 100 $ to make ?
                                    pretty close man, you'd be suprised
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                                    • ScottMN
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2004
                                      • 546

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Doctor Dre


                                      you tell me thoses things cost 100 $ to make ?
                                      you have to remember too that we include two bottles of prosolutions pills, a bottle of volumepills and a site membership too. so our cost is a tiny bit higher
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                                      • TweetyBird
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2004
                                        • 8532

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by ScottMN
                                        i can't put it back, my penis already touched it
                                        omg
                                        lol
                                        sig for sale.
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                                        • BruceM
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 4084

                                          #21
                                          How long before a picture of juicy sporting an extender shows up?
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                                          • exitmoney
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Apr 2002
                                            • 143

                                            #22
                                            Scott,

                                            Nice spam for your program, but even there I will not admit that I
                                            need the extender for the sake of spamming a thread with it I will quietly use it but not tell anybody the small name recognition it could get from webmasters is not worth to have everybody make jokes on the size of my dick

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                                            • Libertine
                                              sex dwarf
                                              • May 2002
                                              • 17860

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by ScottMN
                                              you have to remember too that we include two bottles of prosolutions pills, a bottle of volumepills and a site membership too. so our cost is a tiny bit higher
                                              So it costs you around $100 to repackage 3 bottles of vitamine/mineral pills, produce something that doesn't differ all that much from a $5 catapult at the local toy store, and pay for a surfer's access to a penis enlargement site?

                                              /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                              • NikkiNevada
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Dec 2003
                                                • 1128

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by ScottMN
                                                Sitting here naked, typing on GFY and wearing a penis stretcher. Does life get any better?

                                                (You're jealous, I know. Get one at- www.sizegenetics.com)
                                                Fatty payouts too.
                                                Pics?
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                                                • tranza
                                                  ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                  • 57559

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by NikkiNevada
                                                  Pics?
                                                  Ladies first???

                                                  I'm just a newbie.

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                                                  • CybermedAndy
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                    • 4170

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by NikkiNevada
                                                    Pics?
                                                    How 'bout no pics.

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                                                    • NikkiNevada
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                      • 1128

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by andykidd
                                                      How 'bout no pics.
                                                      Aww, you're no fun!
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                                                      • ScottMN
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jun 2004
                                                        • 546

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by punkworld
                                                        So it costs you around $100 to repackage 3 bottles of ...

                                                        it's hard to believe, but it adds up. Order some stretchers and see how much they cost. We're not making near as much as affiliates who promote this program. Not even close.
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                                                        • ScottMN
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                          • 546

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by NikkiNevada
                                                          Pics?
                                                          hey nikki, the penis in the stretcher isn't exaclty a flattering site.
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                                                          • Tala
                                                            Fucked if I know
                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                            • 23368

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by ScottMN
                                                            hey nikki, the penis in the stretcher isn't exaclty a flattering site.
                                                            It's not you in the pictures is it??

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                                                            • ScottMN
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jun 2004
                                                              • 546

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Tala
                                                              It's not you in the pictures is it??
                                                              are the pictures you're referring to of a HUGE cock? yeah - must be mine
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                                                              • Tala
                                                                Fucked if I know
                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                • 23368

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by ScottMN
                                                                are the pictures you're referring to of a HUGE cock? yeah - must be mine
                                                                Then why the hell would you be wearing the extender??



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                                                                • ScottMN
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                                  • 546

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Tala
                                                                  Then why the hell would you be wearing the extender??


                                                                  ensuring i stay on top
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                                                                  • Tala
                                                                    Fucked if I know
                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                    • 23368

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by ScottMN
                                                                    ensuring i stay on top
                                                                    Of whom?

                                                                    (This is fun! BTW...where the hell did you run off to after the bellyflop?! I wanted to do dinner, dammit! )

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                                                                    • sextoyking
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                      • 6034

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Octav,

                                                                      don't be shy just because your pee pee is small, it's all good man

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                                                                      You always trying to get a larger shaft with every new product
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                                                                      • pure energy
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                                                                        • Apr 2004
                                                                        • 4274

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Thanks for the courage
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                                                                        • fr8
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                          • 5074

                                                                          #37
                                                                          If this is any at all true why the fuck would you tell GFY.
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                                                                          • squeezeboobs
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                                            • 887

                                                                            #38
                                                                            SHow me something to make my boobs bigger and I'll promote that!!!

                                                                            I'll even buy 1.
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                                                                            • hydro
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                              • 4216

                                                                              #39
                                                                              unless these are being made by hand you guys are using all the wrong sources if your paying around $100 for each one of these

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