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A TEXAS BABY
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds. Wow and congratulations was the reply from all in the bar.
Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth? How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "10 pounds."
The bartender said, "Why, what happened? He did weigh twenty pounds."
The proud Texas father said, "Just had him circumcised!"
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An American tourist was walking along a London street on a windy day, when he noticed a beautiful woman walking towards him.
Suddenly, a gust of wind blew the woman's dress up, to reveal that she was wearing no knickers.
The American, trying to sound as English as possible, said to the woman: "It's a bit airy, isn't it, love?"
The woman scowled and replied angrily: "What the heck did you expect, feathers?"Comment
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Contest going up slowlyOriginally posted by rayadp05Comment
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itll get thereOriginally posted by Doctor Dre
Contest going up slowlyComment
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So fresh and so clean clean!ICQ: 2262.73945Comment
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.. hmmm... I need money quickly:-)Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Contest going up slowlyI am still looking for new mature trades. Let's tradeComment
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how many days is this now
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bump for slowness
PussyCash pays $200 for ImLive signupComment
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Less than one dayComment
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This will be @ 1500 within a few hrs I think.ICQ: 2262.73945Comment
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Looks like we're on our wayComment
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closer,Comment
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Yay!Originally posted by MickeyG
Looks like we're on our wayICQ: 2262.73945Comment
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and closerComment
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CIGARETTE WARNINGS
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability, it actually causes shrinkage of the male sexual "equipment."
Wow! If that is true, we need to get the word out ASAP! Maybe the warning on the cigarette packs should be updated to reflect this new information. How about something like this:
* Warning!: These cigarettes are king size -- how about you?
* Warning!: Smoking sections in restaurants aren't the only things getting smaller.
* Warning!: If you don't reduce your smoking, your smoking will reduce you.
* Warning!: Smoking may lead to ridicule on your honeymoon.
* Warning!: Smoke rises, but you may not.
* Warning!: Second-hand smoke can be harmful to children -- That is... if you're capable of conceiving any.
* Warning!: Cigarettes get shorter the more you puff -- so do you.
* Warning!: How can you enjoy a smoke afterwards, if there's no before?
* Warning!: The only thing left after a smoke is a dead stub.
* Warning!: Don't throw lit cigarettes in the urinal -- you might not have the range to put them out.Comment
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just a couple hundred more to goComment
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If you stretch a standard Slinky out flat it measures 87 feet long.Comment
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I think I want uOriginally posted by MickeyG
just a couple hundred more to goICQ: 2262.73945Comment
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The only word in the English language with all five vowels in reverse order is "subcontinental".Comment
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The saying "it's so cold out there it could freeze the balls off a brass monkey" came from when they had old cannons like ones used in the Civil War. The cannonballs were stacked in a pyramid formation, called a brass monkey. When it got extremely cold outside they would crack and break off... Thus the saying.Comment
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The "ZIP" in Zip Code stands for "Zone Improvement Plan".Comment
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A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.Comment
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wee cut and paste is great
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Originally posted by Steen2
I think I want u
Are you a woman?Comment
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Cool!Originally posted by MickeyG
The only word in the English language with all five vowels in reverse order is "subcontinental".ICQ: 2262.73945Comment
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The ball on top of a flagpole is called the trunk.Comment
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WordOriginally posted by Alltopnotch
this shits going too slow now hurry the fuck upICQ: 2262.73945Comment
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The parking meter was invented in North Dakota.Comment
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Originally posted by Alltopnotch
this shits going too slow now hurry the fuck up
post more! im not getting paid for this ya know
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Originally posted by AudreyLive
Need a little help?
Please! heheh
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i can only post once every 30 secondsOriginally posted by AudreyLive
faster guys!
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alright! now we're starting to move!Comment
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The little lump of flesh just forward of your ear canal, right next to your temple, is called a tragus.Comment
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It takes a lobster approxiamately seven years to grow to be one pound.Comment
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Montpelier, Vermont is the only U.S. state capital without a McDonalds.Comment
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Originally posted by MickeyG
i can only post once every 30 seconds
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