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DarnitOriginally posted by Steen2
1k!
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Hey Officer Mitchell, I'm glad you're here. I wanna report a crime. Lensman puked in the aquarium. Stinks very much bad in here.Originally posted by Sana Chan
Alright now yall be quiet, let me do the talking. Welcome back Officer Michtal! Don't shoot! *holds up hands* I told him don't shot *snicker* I told him don't shoot.
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Hey listen, if I lay down on the side walk will you draw my picture with that little chalk yall have?Originally posted by Tala
Hey Officer Mitchell, I'm glad you're here. I wanna report a crime. Lensman puked in the aquarium. Stinks very much bad in here.
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hey Officer Mitchell, I thought you said you didn't wanna come back out here again tonight.Originally posted by Sana Chan
Hey listen, if I lay down on the side walk will you draw my picture with that little chalk yall have?
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Students, take note:
Knowledge is power ...
But power corrupts ...
And corruption is a crime ...
And crime doesn't pay ...
So if you keep on studying you'll go broke!Comment
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We're gonna party all night, we're gonna live it up. Bubba's done puked in ma pick up truck. There ain't no talk and their ain't no phone, just loud country music on the radio. We're gonna party all nigth, gonna live it up. We won't stop dancing till we've had enough. There ain't no talk and their ain't no phone, party all night till the cows come home.Originally posted by Tala
hey Officer Mitchell, I thought you said you didn't wanna come back out here again tonight.
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A grandfather went to visit his college-age grandson at the dorm. Grandpa was astonished to find that his son was living a life of sin and corruption, as shown by the very high-heeled shoe nailed over the doorway.
"In my day," grumbled Gramps, "we would hang a horse shoe over the door for luck and then study late into the night hoping to pass our classes."
"But grandpa," replied the grandson, "that IS a whore's shoe.Comment
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I will remember not to study than.ICQ: 2262.73945Comment
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My internet is kicking my ass.Originally posted by Tala
goddamn slow ass computer. I'm the little red-head that writes gay porn. Comment
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It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing."
Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars please return to class."Comment
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I will, I like power. And those that say crime doesn't pay are only the ones who got convicted.Originally posted by Steen2
I will remember not to study than. I'm the little red-head that writes gay porn. Comment
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A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man. As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches he noticed that a sexy young coed had sketched the man with an erect penis.
The professor commented, "Oh, no, I wanted it the other way."
She replied, "What other way?"Comment
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Originally posted by coolone
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing."
Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars please return to class."
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its going fast
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The stunning blonde had gone to her student advisor for some course problems, but seemed to be paying only half attention to his replies.
"Are you feeling OK?" he asked.
"Well, to be honest, I have this compulsion to have sex with every man I meet," she admitted. "Is there a name for my condition?"
"Why yes, there is," he said, as he picked her up and began carrying her to the couch. "It's called 'Good News'."Comment
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Everyone is waking up.Originally posted by LyNcH
its going fast I'm the little red-head that writes gay porn. Comment
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There are three college degrees:
B.S. - Bull Shit
M.S. - More of the Same
Ph.D. - Piled Higher and DeeperComment
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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"Comment
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LindaICQ: 2262.73945Comment
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Nemphomanic and major legal issue at school.Originally posted by coolone
The stunning blonde had gone to her student advisor for some course problems, but seemed to be paying only half attention to his replies.
"Are you feeling OK?" he asked.
"Well, to be honest, I have this compulsion to have sex with every man I meet," she admitted. "Is there a name for my condition?"
"Why yes, there is," he said, as he picked her up and began carrying her to the couch. "It's called 'Good News'." I'm the little red-head that writes gay porn. Comment
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A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.
On the paper there was a single line which simply said:
"Is this a question?" - Discuss.
After a short time he wrote:
"If that is a question, then this is an answer."
The student received an "A" on the exam.Comment
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Theresa was studying public speaking, when she was given an assignment to give a short speech on sex. Here's what she said: "It gives me great pleasure. Thank You."Comment
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Over 1000 posts nowOriginally posted by rayadp05Comment
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Wonder if thats like a test that asks your opinion and it is marked wrong. I'm the little red-head that writes gay porn. Comment
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2 guys walk into a bar, the third one ducksComment
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Ah, you learn fast, young padawan.Originally posted by Sana Chan
I will, I like power. And those that say crime doesn't pay are only the ones who got convicted.
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Thank you, but I have yet to learn how to count the tax on it.Originally posted by Tala
Ah, you learn fast, young padawan. I'm the little red-head that writes gay porn. Comment
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Originally posted by .:St Ides:.
2 guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks
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We can do it!Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Over 1000 posts now I'm the little red-head that writes gay porn. Comment
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nice contest, just walked in
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almost there
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We just need to get to page 30 for the next winner I'm the little red-head that writes gay porn. Comment
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I can't want until page 30, Can someone ICQ me when you get there?
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Play the game like the rest of us. So what would you guys do if you won the big prize? I'd buy a laptop and put the rest asside for Vegas InternextOriginally posted by Steen2
I can't want until page 30, Can someone ICQ me when you get there?
I'm the little red-head that writes gay porn. Comment
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There's a really good brother 5 minutes from here..Originally posted by Sana Chan
Play the game like the rest of us. So what would you guys do if you won the big prize?ICQ: 2262.73945Comment
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Originally posted by Steen2
There's a really good brother 5 minutes from here..
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sure buddy......NOT!!!Originally posted by Steen2
I can't want until page 30, Can someone ICQ me when you get there?
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Originally posted by LyNcH
sure buddy......NOT!!!
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"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her room-mate.
"Terrible!" the room-mate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner!"Comment
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What are you listening to now?
Jeff Foxworthy DVD for me. I'm the little red-head that writes gay porn. Comment
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A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom....I'll show you how."Comment
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A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "... I would do... anything."
He returns her gaze. "Anything?"
"Anything."
His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you... study?"Comment
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