Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Progress.
The little fucker learned how to pee in the box without much coaxing, that was nice.
Yet I was still on a quest to make it poop. Various advisors told me it should be ready to poop 15 minutes or so after it eats. So round one and I fed it a quarter can of cat food, no poop round one to little fucker. Around a hour latter I gave it half a can of cat food, surely it would have to poop but nooooo lil fucker apparently can eat nearly her body weight without having to deficate, round two to lil fucker. By this time I was wondering if I somehow adopted a cute furry black hole, as it seems whatever it swallowed vanished into some alternate kitten poop universe. I gave in and fed her the remaining quarter of the can, again no damn poop. This kitten has some evil magical powers and now I was really concerned it was going to suprise me with a super load when I was not expecting it.
It was now going on 5pm, it had not dropped any kitten bombs anywhere and it only teased me with the litter box. It would climb in it and pee, or think it was some sandy filled toy and throw litter everywhere. I am not talking scratch it either, I am saying litterally scoop a front paw and throw it over her shoulder.
I was not going to loose this battle and lil fucker was going to shit damn it. It must take a kitten dump before bedtime or I would be forced to make it sleep in the bathtub like a drunk friend who is ready to let loose an explosion of bodily fluids. So with no other choice I opened yet another can of cat food and just plopped it on a plate, the whole damn thing. Low and behold she dived right into it and ate about 80% of it took a few drinks, rubbed on me some and went next to my monitor and passed out.
This kitten had eaten nearly 11oz of food and she could not weigh a pound herself. Had I found Takeru Kobayashi in kitten form?
An hour latter she awoke, rubbed on me some more and went over to the dish and ate the rest of it. Yup she had put away 11 ounces of food. She proceeded to play some more and went tinkle another time, damn tease.
At roughly 9pm she hoped into the liter box and finally took a dump. By this time of course I was expecting a Saint Bernard shit, but nope she just made a small little one and was done. One of two things have happened. Either she does have a wormhole to an alternate kitten poop universe or her kitten model came with a built in food compactor.
We shall see how today goes.

Sorry you read such a long story about poop.