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  • RedShoe
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    • Feb 2001
    • 14831

    #1

    anyone know how to get rid of a palm tree?

    I have a big ass palm tree in my back yard. 30 feet tall at least. I want that fucker out. I've heard of palm tree movers that will pay you for the tree, however, I also found out that the type of palm we have is the least profitable, since they are EVERYWHERE in LA. If it were a rare breed it could yield 6k.

    Anyone in LA know of a good palm tree removal specialist?

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  • cherrylula
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    • Jan 2002
    • 15969

    #2
    What's your address?

    I'll send Fletch over with a can of gasoline and some matches, free of charge.

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    • Joesho
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      • Jan 2003
      • 12329

      #3
      ad weed to it and get it stoned, that should help LOL
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      • Evil1
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        • Mar 2002
        • 3893

        #4
        12 guage and a box of buckshot should do the trick.

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        • Gabriel
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          • Apr 2002
          • 4789

          #5
          Mexican palm?
          California palm?

          http://www.bigpalmtrees.com/need_a_palm_removed.htm
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          • Ice
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2002
            • 26053

            #6
            I saw a post here a few weeks ago... a guy was selling his palm tree on ebay
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            • RedShoe
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              • Feb 2001
              • 14831

              #7
              Originally posted by Gabriel
              Mexican palm?
              California palm?

              http://www.bigpalmtrees.com/need_a_palm_removed.htm
              Thanks Gabe, ... you bringer of bad news!

              "If your tree looks like the photo 2 or 4, please be informmed that it is not a tree which we are interested in purchasing or even remmoving for free at this time."

              LOL.

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              • European Lee
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                • Dec 2002
                • 7133

                #8
                Redshoe..

                Hack it back to about 1ft from the ground.

                Gouge out a hole in open part of the trunk (the top part) and fill it with lime.

                Itll kill the remaining trunk and root system within a couple of days

                We end up doing that every year in Florida to our garden palms.

                Regards,

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                • Gabriel
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                  • Apr 2002
                  • 4789

                  #9
                  If that dont work try some copper nails into the trunk.
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                  • Tom_PMs
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 2049

                    #10
                    I think those things have a really small and shallow root system, so if you go up it with a ladder leaning on it and start hacking it from the top, keep that in mind.

                    You've read it, you can't unread it.

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                    • baddog
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 107089

                      #11
                      a monkey and a chainsaw

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                      • MattO
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                        • Feb 2003
                        • 10861

                        #12
                        put a spell on it

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                        • kongen
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                          • May 2002
                          • 110

                          #13
                          You don't need a "tree removal specialist" use a chainsaw.

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                          • A C
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                            • Dec 2002
                            • 1637

                            #14
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                            • RedShoe
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                              • Feb 2001
                              • 14831

                              #15
                              Did I mention it's growing right between two power cables?

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                              • baddog
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                                • Apr 2001
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by RedShoe
                                Did I mention it's growing right between two power cables?
                                that should be a true test of your tree felling skills

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                                • Fletch XXX
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                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 60840

                                  #17
                                  you realize companies by palm trees right?

                                  you can get 25k for a good tall palm.

                                  they take forever to grow and depending on the tree itself, you may or may not be able to do it yourself.

                                  id sell it if possible.

                                  where do you think the city gets those pretty palms they line the nice neighborhoods with? They buy them from folks in the ghetto.

                                  get ya money mayn

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                                  • baddog
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                                    • Apr 2001
                                    • 107089

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                    you realize companies by palm trees right?

                                    you can get 25k for a good tall palm.

                                    they take forever to grow and depending on the tree itself, you may or may not be able to do it yourself.

                                    id sell it if possible.

                                    where do you think the city gets those pretty palms they line the nice neighborhoods with? They buy them from folks in the ghetto.

                                    get ya money mayn
                                    I think they only buy certain types

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                                    • Halcyon
                                      Spread The Pink!
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 8609

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by RedShoe
                                      Did I mention it's growing right between two power cables?
                                      Maybe the electrical company (or whomever owns the cables) will remove it as safety maintenence?

                                      Worth giving 'em a call.
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                                      • TheGoldenChild
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                                        • May 2002
                                        • 6940

                                        #20
                                        no, but I got a cure for jock itch..

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                                        • Gabriel
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2002
                                          • 4789

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by kBizzle
                                          no, but I got a cure for jock itch..
                                          Originally posted by European Lee
                                          Redshoe..

                                          Hack it back to about 1ft from the ground.

                                          Gouge out a hole in open part of the trunk (the top part) and fill it with lime.

                                          Itll kill the remaining trunk and root system within a couple of days

                                          We end up doing that every year in Florida to our garden palms.

                                          Regards,

                                          Lee
                                          Is it one in the same?
                                          ICQ#: 142295729

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                                          • European Lee
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 7133

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Gabriel
                                            Is it one in the same?
                                            You tell us Gabe.. what was it you had scrawled on your back during the bellyflop contest again?

                                            Regards,

                                            Lee
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                                            • Halcyon
                                              Spread The Pink!
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 8609

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Gabriel
                                              Is it one in the same?
                                              LOL!

                                              Note to self: don't see Gabe for medical advice.
                                              HAL on TEDx:

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                                              • Firehorse
                                                Desire it and have it!!!
                                                • Apr 2002
                                                • 30767

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by European Lee
                                                Redshoe..

                                                Hack it back to about 1ft from the ground.

                                                Gouge out a hole in open part of the trunk (the top part) and fill it with lime.

                                                Itll kill the remaining trunk and root system within a couple of days

                                                We end up doing that every year in Florida to our garden palms.

                                                Regards,

                                                Lee
                                                That sounds like good advice Lee!
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                                                • jimmyf
                                                  OU812
                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                  • 12651

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by baddog
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                                                  this will work
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                                                  • Tat2Jr
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                                                    • Feb 2001
                                                    • 4882

                                                    #26
                                                    I spent over $30k for 6 30 foot palm trees "installed" - I'd see if you can sell them.... It's worth the money, and I know people will buy 'em.
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