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  • evanmorgan
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2004
    • 2490

    #1

    hows that REALITY

    Pizza guy knocks on the door, theres already a cameraman inside, he sticks his dick through a pizzabox, the woman goes "yey" and drops to her knees. Thats not bloody reality, i cant bring myself to even try and advertise that, i mean you would have to be retarded to even be able to, for one second, believe that is real.

    Same with the hitchhiker one, girls waiting for the bus, dodgy car pulls up, says get in, girl gets in, girl strips and fucks.

    WHAT!

    Surely you can do better realitycash!

    Evan
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  • Reak
    So Fucking Banned
    • Mar 2003
    • 17920

    #2
    hater.

    ban this fuck

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    • Marcus Aurelius
      No Refunds Issued.
      • Apr 2003
      • 14809

      #3
      well yeah but lens is like, a millionaire, and your not. maybe his reality is different. I mean it does say, lensmans version of reality.

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      • evanmorgan
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2004
        • 2490

        #4
        o did i forget to say, im osama bin ladens son, so im loaded. Im going to sue this lensmans character, ive spent $580,000 on pizzas and not once has the hunky pizza guy brought me a sausage pizza

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        • SykkBoy2
          Jesus loves bacon
          • Feb 2001
          • 19969

          #5
          Originally posted by evanmorgan
          Pizza guy knocks on the door, theres already a cameraman inside, he sticks his dick through a pizzabox, the woman goes "yey" and drops to her knees. Thats not bloody reality, i cant bring myself to even try and advertise that, i mean you would have to be retarded to even be able to, for one second, believe that is real.

          Same with the hitchhiker one, girls waiting for the bus, dodgy car pulls up, says get in, girl gets in, girl strips and fucks.

          WHAT!

          Surely you can do better realitycash!

          Evan
          yeah, I prefer your reality
          search the internet for twink porn, find twink porn, pull down your pants, get out the lotion and kleenex and masturbate into a garbage can, clean off, repeat
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          • Marcus Aurelius
            No Refunds Issued.
            • Apr 2003
            • 14809

            #6
            Originally posted by evanmorgan
            o did i forget to say, im osama bin ladens son, so im loaded. Im going to sue this lensmans character, ive spent $580,000 on pizzas and not once has the hunky pizza guy brought me a sausage pizza

            Evan
            good to know those funds are being well spent on site development.

            http://www.quickfreeporn.co.uk/

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            • evanmorgan
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2004
              • 2490

              #7
              ah ha, now i know who that was peeking through my window the other night, expect the police in 3-2-1. Im sure it sounded funny in your head m8 but honestly, it wasnt.
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              • evanmorgan
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2004
                • 2490

                #8
                Originally posted by mdcq
                good to know those funds are being well spent on site development.

                http://www.quickfreeporn.co.uk/
                dont be a noob hater
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                • Roald
                  SecretFriends.com
                  • May 2001
                  • 27910

                  #9
                  Originally posted by evanmorgan
                  o did i forget to say, im osama bin ladens son, so im loaded. Im going to sue this lensmans character, ive spent $580,000 on pizzas and not once has the hunky pizza guy brought me a sausage pizza

                  Evan
                  that made me smile, thnx


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                  • Manowar
                    jellyfish  
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 71528

                    #10
                    not a good idea dude , Lensman's sites own

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                    • evanmorgan
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 2490

                      #11
                      glad to be of assistance, could you tell me how the hell im meant to make money of this business, ive made $100 on cecash from their email thing, but i have no chat rooms left to spam (ive been banned). How else can i promote and what the hell is 5227 or whatever :D

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                      • Marcus Aurelius
                        No Refunds Issued.
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 14809

                        #12
                        Originally posted by evanmorgan
                        glad to be of assistance, could you tell me how the hell im meant to make money of this business, ive made $100 on cecash from their email thing, but i have no chat rooms left to spam (ive been banned). How else can i promote and what the hell is 5227 or whatever :D

                        Evan

                        okay, now its just blatantly obvious, whos character is this!?

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                        • evanmorgan
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 2490

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Manowar
                          not a good idea dude , Lensman's sites own
                          Yeah but come on, you would have to be retarded to be able to jerk off with that crap running

                          Evan
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                          • WarChild
                            Let slip the dogs of war.
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 17263

                            #14
                            Both of those sites are selling better than 1:200 for me on MGP traffic.

                            Cash in my pocket is real enough for me.
                            .

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                            • Doctor Dre
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 51692

                              #15
                              I agree this kind of reality don't have nothing on bangbus but it still converts ...
                              Originally posted by rayadp05
                              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                              • evanmorgan
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 2490

                                #16
                                okay try it, drive around town and everytime you see a girl waiting at a bus stop, tell her to get in, you wont be able to get the ringing of the rape alarms out your ears for days.

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                                • evanmorgan
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 2490

                                  #17
                                  Its just sloppy, especially with regards to the pizza one, the camera shouldnt start inside the house.
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                                  • WarChild
                                    Let slip the dogs of war.
                                    • Jan 2003
                                    • 17263

                                    #18
                                    Evan, I think you're missing the point: There's no such thing as "reality porn". They're all set ups. You think frat parties are all raging orgies? You think you can drive around in anything and pick up 9 out of 10 girls to bang on camera? Of course not!

                                    In my mind, "reality sites" mean a certain style of a layout, porn based around a theme (granted often very loosely), and most importantly original content.

                                    Anybody with half a brain cell doesn't buy that it's real. It sells like hotcakes and it's all the rage right now.

                                    Lensman has done an awesome job with this program. It's outselling everything else I have right now.
                                    .

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                                    • evanmorgan
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 2490

                                      #19
                                      but some of the others seem real in some ways, this just seems like rubbish.

                                      Evan
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