Originally Posted by Apache_A

when the reports came in of the attempts today the convesation in my office went like this

Person 1-"Oh shit, there's been some more bombings in london"
Person 2-"I'll put the ketle on"
Distant Back Ground Voice - "Looks like the threat level is upto A Strong Tetlys with 2 Sugars, which is a shame as it had just done back down to Earl Gray"