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  • webmaster x
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2004
    • 4400

    #1

    Click here if you want to LIVE FOREVER

    http://www.timetravelfund.com/index.html

    Q: How does this work?
    A: Current scientific theory states that Time Travel may be possible, however the technology is a long way off, perhaps hundreds of years in the future. Now, assume it does become possible in say, 500 years. As with any technology, Time Travel will get less expensive as time goes on. Just as the price of a VCR has dropped to less than $70 from the several hundred dollars it cost just ten years ago, Time Travel, once it becomes feasible, will initially be very expensive yet it will become more and more economical as time goes by.


    Q: How does this help me?
    A: The concept is that one day, it may be possible for people living far in the future to retrieve you from your current frame of reference (their past - your present) and bring you into the future (their present - your future.)
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  • webmaster x
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2004
    • 4400

    #2
    I couldn't help but laugh out loud at the genius behind this BS, er, "fund."

    Hilarious interest compounding tool on the page LOL
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    • aaron
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2003
      • 4452

      #3
      so how much did you donate?

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      • webmaster x
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2004
        • 4400

        #4
        Originally posted by aaron
        so how much did you donate?
        LOL! I'll take my chances and put my money in a bank
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        • Manowar
          jellyfish  
          • Dec 2003
          • 71528

          #5
          Originally posted by webmaster x
          LOL! I'll take my chances and put my money in a bank
          your crazy man, im transferring my whole account now

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          • KY Jelly
            Registered User
            • Aug 2004
            • 19

            #6
            I prefer going to 1995 with my current knowledge.

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            • mardigras
              Bon temps!
              • Feb 2003
              • 14194

              #7
              Originally posted by webmaster x

              Q: How does this help me?
              A: The concept is that one day, it may be possible for people living far in the future to retrieve you from your current frame of reference (their past - your present) and bring you into the future (their present - your future.)
              Say you go into the past and retrieve your grandmother, but you inadvertantly do it before she had your mother. Do you go *POOF* when you return to your "present"?
              .

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              • Manowar
                jellyfish  
                • Dec 2003
                • 71528

                #8
                You need some of Alex Chiu's immortality rings

                http://www.alexchiu.com/

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                • Mefo
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 6169

                  #9
                  Originally posted by KY Jelly
                  I prefer going to 1995 with my current knowledge.
                  yeah that would be fun

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