Tequila is not your friend

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  • BradM
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    • Dec 2003
    • 3397

    #1

    Tequila is not your friend

    But its fun to drink anyways.

  • Jman
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    • Sep 2003
    • 22834

    #2
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    • baddog
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      • Apr 2001
      • 107089

      #3
      why do you say that? drink the good stuff, and don't add weird shit and you will be fine

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      • fr8
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2003
        • 5074

        #4
        Tequila is no friend of mine. The porcelain toilet god is my friend.
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        • Easton
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          • Sep 2002
          • 9825

          #5
          ever since pounding back tequila from a barmaid's water pistol in Cancun during college, i can't even stand the smell of tequila, let alone the taste LOL
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          • tony299
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            • Aug 2002
            • 57021

            #6
            Worse drunk I ever had was from Tequila, I got so fucked up I decided I was tired . I needed to lay down for a bit . I laid down on the mens room floor in my friends bar in NYC to take a nap. That was the last time I ever drank . lol

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            • Jman
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              • Sep 2003
              • 22834

              #7
              LMAO... I remember Me, Steve Sweet and Good Chris last year having a tequila degustation (it's a fuckign french word) Tested a few bottles of Tequila and a vaporiser. Woke up the next day i was in a ferry going on Vancouver Island to fish down at Painters Lodge
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              • Doctor Dre
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                • Jan 2001
                • 51692

                #8
                It made me stop drinking ... afteR I took about 20 in 5 minutes
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                • Preacher
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 2970

                  #9
                  I only drink beer... heh

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                  • CDSmith
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                    • May 2001
                    • 51460

                    #10
                    Tequila is god-given, but it is a fickle mistress. She needs to be respected.

                    Drink the good stuff like Baddog said, and don't guzzle it down like a kiddy on spring break and you will come to love Tequila as much as I do.
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                    • Paul Waters
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                      • Mar 2003
                      • 4402

                      #11
                      You guys should head down to Mexico and try the bootleg 80% Ricia......



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                      • Michaelious
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 6720

                        #12
                        Tequila is NOT my friend!

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                        • Trixxxia
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 5600

                          #13
                          First time I tried Tequila I must have been 14 - three shooters & I was out for about 33 hours......good thing my mom just thought I was sick with an infection!

                          Don't let me tell you about my first joint......that was another nightmare!

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                          • Marcus Aurelius
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                            • Apr 2003
                            • 14809

                            #14
                            yeah. it'll have you talking to god on the big white phone.


                            jim brewer did a skit on comedy central where each alcohol was a person in costume in this guys stomach, tequila came in like a bunch of bandoleros and said "we dont want no trouble man" then they started a fight with the other "alcohols" and the bouncer "the stomach" said..okay thats it, everybody out, no not that way, the way you came in!
                            Last edited by Marcus Aurelius; 08-22-2004, 08:21 AM.

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                            • Orga
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 608

                              #15




                              i Like it

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                              • Corona
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                                • Feb 2002
                                • 2185

                                #16
                                I'll stick to scotch.
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                                • Fletch XXX
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                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 60840

                                  #17
                                  nope, but Jack D and Jim Beam sure are.

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                                  • beergood
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                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 2918

                                    #18
                                    I'm recovering from a Tequila rampage right now.
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                                    • fuzebox
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                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 22367

                                      #19
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                                      • gin
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Sep 2003
                                        • 672

                                        #20
                                        tequila is good. but only the good shit, try few shots of patron, it's good and will get you a nice drunk

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                                        • Elli
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                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 17991

                                          #21
                                          Ugh, I have given tequila a few honest tries, but I just can't handle the smell or taste or burning (oh god the burning). I did have a Tequila Sunrise with some baja rosa that wasn't half bad, but I'm assuming you mean the straight up nasty stuff. That's not my thing. But then, I don't like to get wasted, either.
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                                          • Jman
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                                            • Sep 2003
                                            • 22834

                                            #22
                                            Left tequila for jager ... Much better
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                                            • SykkBoy2
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                                              • Feb 2001
                                              • 19969

                                              #23
                                              I had a really ba tequila drunk once and to this day, can't even handle the smell.....
                                              that was the night my wife saved my wife (well, she wasn't my wife at the time), I almost choked on my own puke...I had a day and a half hangover...
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                                              • Shortbread
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                                                • Dec 2003
                                                • 2181

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by BradM
                                                But its fun to drink anyways.

                                                I thought you don't drink?

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                                                • Corona
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                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                  • 2185

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                                                  I had a really ba tequila drunk once and to this day, can't even handle the smell.....
                                                  Tequila and Southern Comfort both fit into that category for me.
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                                                  • Pipecrew
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                                                    • Feb 2002
                                                    • 14888

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                    It made me stop drinking ... afteR I took about 20 in 5 minutes

                                                    hahaha you're so full of shit dude.

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                                                    • TheMob?
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                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                      • 8584

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by tony404
                                                      Worse drunk I ever had was from Tequila, I got so fucked up I decided I was tired . I needed to lay down for a bit . I laid down on the mens room floor in my friends bar in NYC to take a nap. That was the last time I ever drank . lol
                                                      lmfao! tequila makes you just lose every piece of dignity you have.

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                                                      • TheMob?
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                        • 8584

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by tony404
                                                        Worse drunk I ever had was from Tequila, I got so fucked up I decided I was tired . I needed to lay down for a bit . I laid down on the mens room floor in my friends bar in NYC to take a nap. That was the last time I ever drank . lol

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                                                        • Praguer
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                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                          • 991

                                                          #29
                                                          Tequila or Vodka Straight

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                                                          • Carol@Pixipay
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                                                            • Aug 2002
                                                            • 1118

                                                            #30
                                                            I'm with CD and baddog on this one.

                                                            I don't shoot it ever, I don't mix it with anything, I sip it. I love the taste though, bad tequilla though will - rather can - leave you scared for life!

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                                                            • AvanteGuard
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                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                              • 451

                                                              #31
                                                              Tequila....have you hugged your toilet today?
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                                                              • BradM
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                                                                • Dec 2003
                                                                • 3397

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Shortbread
                                                                I thought you don't drink?
                                                                An occassion called for a bit.

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                                                                • egonetworks
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                  • 6706

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I love tequila - gotta get the good shit tho and don't fuck around with salt and lemons

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                                                                  • Peaches
                                                                    Old broad
                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                    • 13933

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I can't even smell tequila any more without feeling sick to my stomach after several run ins with it in the early 80's.

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                                                                    • iwantchixx
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                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 12860

                                                                      #35
                                                                      play your cards right and use tequila properly and you just might get your willie wet bud

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                                                                      • Firehorse
                                                                        Desire it and have it!!!
                                                                        • Apr 2002
                                                                        • 30767

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I like Tequila, especially the good stuff!
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                                                                        • reynold
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                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 51271

                                                                          #37
                                                                          tequila is fun. have some lemon and salt and be ready for bodyshots!!!

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