What is your most embarassing moment in your life?

**Jakke PNG** · 07-19-2005, 01:20 AM

Getting caught redhanded stealing from my moms wallet.

**nibbi** · 07-19-2005, 03:38 AM

When I was in high school. I was sitting out during a gym class when a kid whom I didn't know very well sat down next to me on the bench. I glanced over at him and noticed that he had a few kids books with him. Here is the conversation that transpired:

Me: Hey, who's books are those?
Him: They are my brothers.
Me: Ah, I have a little brother too... he is 5. How old is yours?
Him: 21
Me: Uh, what is he... retarded? (in a completely wise ass voice)
Him: Yes, he is.
Me: Oh

I felt like a total ass and got out of there as quickly as I could.

Thoughts of this conversation still make me cringe.

**reed_4** · 07-19-2005, 03:52 AM

i slipped on some shits.

**KittyLix** · 07-19-2005, 03:53 AM

when i was 16 i tried the grand idea of boiling a egg in the microwave, pulled the eggs out of the microwave after boiling them in there for 3 min and they exploded in my face leaveing me with 1st degree burns that hurt like hell, alas it was all funny though after the morphine

i looked like freddy crugar for like 3 weeks afterwards too LOL

**Ogix** · 07-19-2005, 05:56 AM

when i was like 15 years old, i went to a party to my neighbours'.It was his 18th b-day party and i was drinking lots'a beer and later i spoiled over the floor...

There was vomit on my Shirt...when i came back home, i saw my mother standing in front of me...I was so tired that i said: 'Mother, i'm so tired, i'm going to sleep' and then i went to the bathroom, layed into the bath and fell asleep...The next morning my mom poured 'Some' Icy water on my face....I remember everything,..

**cypocrypt** · 07-19-2005, 06:16 AM

Getting caught having sex by my girl's mom in her den. 5 years later she still brings it up at family dinners and get togethers

**maxxxxx** · 07-19-2005, 06:45 AM

Being in a very dark cinema with my gf, she working on my dick and suddenly the lights went on...urghh. I have to add that this was in Indonesia...

**Sarah_Jayne** · 07-19-2005, 06:58 AM

Originally posted by KittyLix

when i was 16 i tried the grand idea of boiling a egg in the microwave, pulled the eggs out of the microwave after boiling them in there for 3 min and they exploded in my face leaveing me with 1st degree burns that hurt like hell, alas it was all funny though after the morphine

i looked like freddy crugar for like 3 weeks afterwards too LOL

I did that! I was a bit younger and it was our first microwave but I did that and my god did it hurt like hell.

**Digibucks** · 07-19-2005, 07:06 AM

Originally posted by Stacey_JoinRightNow

Me?

When I gave a long long fart in front of my friends...

Gee, I was so shocked and it was fun!!!

What your's?

that's cute...me, i can't count the embarassing moments of my life

**Stacey_JoinRightNow** · 07-19-2005, 06:22 PM

Originally posted by maxxxxx

Being in a very dark cinema with my gf, she working on my dick and suddenly the lights went on...urghh. I have to add that this was in Indonesia...

So what happen?
I'm sure lots of people are looking at you?

**Stacey_JoinRightNow** · 07-19-2005, 06:25 PM

Originally posted by cypocrypt

Getting caught having sex by my girl's mom in her den. 5 years later she still brings it up at family dinners and get togethers

I guess your mom reminds you that you don't have to get sex in her den...

**DWB** · 07-19-2005, 06:26 PM

When I sharted at an orgy.

**Pimp Dough** · 07-19-2005, 06:52 PM

brother walked in on me jerkin the chain... i tried to deny it, but he pulled the covers up off the top of me and there was JIZZ everywhere

**Babagirls** · 07-19-2005, 07:25 PM

poolside last internext lol i was soaking my feet/legs in the water & then was being introduced to someone & put my wet feet in sandal/highheels, my foot slipped the whole through the open end of the shoe & got stuck and i was looking really stupid

i was so flustered, i had didnt know what to say LOLOL

**sonofsam** · 07-19-2005, 07:26 PM

Originally posted by Pimp Dough

brother walked in on me jerkin the chain... i tried to deny it, but he pulled the covers up off the top of me and there was JIZZ everywhere

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA owned!!

**Spunky** · 07-19-2005, 07:29 PM

Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

When I sharted at an orgy.

Sort of ruins the mood when that happens

**PixeLs** · 07-19-2005, 07:57 PM

Coming on a buffet party wherein I wasn't really invited.

**tristan_D** · 07-20-2005, 02:10 AM

roaming all day at the office with my fly open and I'm wearing my polka dot underwear.

**baddog** · 07-20-2005, 02:22 AM

admitting I clicked this thread

**je_rome** · 07-20-2005, 02:33 AM

my stomach ached (made a lot of mess in the comfort room) at prom night...a nd it ruined my date's night and mine..

**reynold** · 07-20-2005, 03:21 AM

my most embarassing moment was in high school times when i forget to zip my pants and my pubic hair is showing.

**Stacey_JoinRightNow** · 07-20-2005, 06:38 PM

Originally posted by reed_4

i slipped on some shits.

I have done it too...

I hate the smell!

**DWB** · 07-20-2005, 07:40 PM

Originally posted by spunky

Sort of ruins the mood when that happens

Man... it was unreal. Talk about a wood killer.

What is your most embarassing moment in your life?

What is your most embarassing moment in your life?

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