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  • ADL Eddie
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    • Feb 2007
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    How do I get a hooker for Valentine's Day w/o my wife finding out? Tips?

    How do I get a hooker for Valentine's Day without my wife finding out? Tips?


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    • CurrentlySober
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      • Aug 2002
      • 38975
      #2
      Just book your wife from her pimp anonymously, and when she arrives, wear a disguise...
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        • SexualDragon
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            • demon100
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                • AssPirate
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                  • Aug 2006
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                  #5
                  get her someone to keep her busy too!
                  haha! it's been a while.

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                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                        • Vick!
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                            • ADL Eddie
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                              • Feb 2007
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                              #8
                              Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                              Tell her you were out shopping for a gift for her...

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                                • ADL Eddie
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                                  • Feb 2007
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                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Vick!
                                  Send her over, I will keep her busy until you get free.
                                  You haven't seen my wife


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                                    • Kristian
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                                      • Aug 2003
                                      • 3733
                                      #10
                                      You could start by not posting it on a forum she might one day read?

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                                        • DirtyProfits
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                                          • May 2005
                                          • 1885
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by ADL Eddie
                                          You haven't seen my wife
                                          how does she look?

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                                            • TSV
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                                              • Oct 2007
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                                                • madbutcher
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                                                  • Apr 2007
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                                                  and how she will find out? just do it ;)
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                                                    • Bojangles
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                                                      • Apr 2007
                                                      • 5419
                                                      #14
                                                      First off, pick up your wife a present. Preferably something that will fit into your pocket so you can keep it stashed on you without her knowing about it. Whatever you can hide on yourself, grab it. Doesn't have to be anything expensive.

                                                      Rent a motel room. Buy some cigarettes and beer while you're at it. Pick up your hooker/lady friend. Fuck the living shit out of her. Send her packin'. Get a shower. Start drinking. Get really drunk or pretend you're really drunk (spill a bit of beer on yourself here and there) and smoke a ton of cigarettes. If you don't smoke, light them and let them burn in an ash tray right beside of you. This way their smell will be all over you. Call your wife from the motel and tell her to come pick you up. You were out with one of your friends and his girlfriend at a bar. All three of you got trashed and you some how got separated from them. Tell your wife you think they snuck out to go screw around and you think they forgot about you cause they were drunk.

                                                      She'll ask why you were at a motel. Tell her you were drunk and didn't want to risk being charged with public intox. Better to waste $60 bucks on a cheap motel room rather than to get a fine of $1,000, right?

                                                      By this time you get into the car with her she will want to kick you out. You will smell like old cigarettes and cheap beer. Hey, it's better than smelling like old lady and cheap pussy, right?

                                                      When you get home you should now get yourself another shower as quickly as possible. Lock the door to the bathroom. Set the gift you got her earlier some where in the bathroom where it will not get wet. Finish up and head out of the bathroom. Tell your wife you picked a little something up for her. You and your buddies had secretly went out V-Day shopping that day and picked it up for her. On the way back is when they decided to stop in at the bar and you really had nothing to do with that decision. Your wife will love you forever and ever. She will also most likely give you some ass. Take it, you should feel like a hero by now. Just think, you'll be pumping away at her and she will never know you fucked some trashy hooker with the very dick you're punishing her with.

                                                      This will be a journey. Good luck, my new friend.

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                                                        • Danny B
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                                                          • Jan 2007
                                                          • 4423
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Bojangles
                                                          First off, pick up your wife a present. Preferably something that will fit into your pocket so you can keep it stashed on you without her knowing about it. Whatever you can hide on yourself, grab it. Doesn't have to be anything expensive.

                                                          Rent a motel room. Buy some cigarettes and beer while you're at it. Pick up your hooker/lady friend. Fuck the living shit out of her. Send her packin'. Get a shower. Start drinking. Get really drunk or pretend you're really drunk (spill a bit of beer on yourself here and there) and smoke a ton of cigarettes. If you don't smoke, light them and let them burn in an ash tray right beside of you. This way their smell will be all over you. Call your wife from the motel and tell her to come pick you up. You were out with one of your friends and his girlfriend at a bar. All three of you got trashed and you some how got separated from them. Tell your wife you think they snuck out to go screw around and you think they forgot about you cause they were drunk.

                                                          She'll ask why you were at a motel. Tell her you were drunk and didn't want to risk being charged with public intox. Better to waste $60 bucks on a cheap motel room rather than to get a fine of $1,000, right?

                                                          By this time you get into the car with her she will want to kick you out. You will smell like old cigarettes and cheap beer. Hey, it's better than smelling like old lady and cheap pussy, right?

                                                          When you get home you should now get yourself another shower as quickly as possible. Lock the door to the bathroom. Set the gift you got her earlier some where in the bathroom where it will not get wet. Finish up and head out of the bathroom. Tell your wife you picked a little something up for her. You and your buddies had secretly went out V-Day shopping that day and picked it up for her. On the way back is when they decided to stop in at the bar and you really had nothing to do with that decision. Your wife will love you forever and ever. She will also most likely give you some ass. Take it, you should feel like a hero by now. Just think, you'll be pumping away at her and she will never know you fucked some trashy hooker with the very dick you're punishing her with.

                                                          This will be a journey. Good luck, my new friend.
                                                          Dude, either you've been in this situation, or you have some serious issues
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                                                            • Spunky
                                                              I need a beer
                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 133978
                                                              #16
                                                              Pay cash for your hotel and escort

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                                                                • Bojangles
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Apr 2007
                                                                  • 5419
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Danny B
                                                                  Dude, either you've been in this situation, or you have some serious issues
                                                                  Lol. Nope. Never been married, screw all of that. Just woke up and I was bored so I started rambling. Not to mention I'm a writer. It's either that or I'm just plain evil.
                                                                  Last edited by Bojangles; 02-13-2008, 05:22 AM.

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                                                                    • ADL Eddie
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                                                                      • Feb 2007
                                                                      • 548
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by DirtyProfits
                                                                      how does she look?
                                                                      im looking for a hooker on valentine's day


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                                                                        • ADL Eddie
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Feb 2007
                                                                          • 548
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Bojangles
                                                                          First off, pick up your wife a present. Preferably something that will fit into your pocket so you can keep it stashed on you without her knowing about it. Whatever you can hide on yourself, grab it. Doesn't have to be anything expensive.

                                                                          Rent a motel room. Buy some cigarettes and beer while you're at it. Pick up your hooker/lady friend. Fuck the living shit out of her. Send her packin'. Get a shower. Start drinking. Get really drunk or pretend you're really drunk (spill a bit of beer on yourself here and there) and smoke a ton of cigarettes. If you don't smoke, light them and let them burn in an ash tray right beside of you. This way their smell will be all over you. Call your wife from the motel and tell her to come pick you up. You were out with one of your friends and his girlfriend at a bar. All three of you got trashed and you some how got separated from them. Tell your wife you think they snuck out to go screw around and you think they forgot about you cause they were drunk.

                                                                          She'll ask why you were at a motel. Tell her you were drunk and didn't want to risk being charged with public intox. Better to waste $60 bucks on a cheap motel room rather than to get a fine of $1,000, right?

                                                                          By this time you get into the car with her she will want to kick you out. You will smell like old cigarettes and cheap beer. Hey, it's better than smelling like old lady and cheap pussy, right?

                                                                          When you get home you should now get yourself another shower as quickly as possible. Lock the door to the bathroom. Set the gift you got her earlier some where in the bathroom where it will not get wet. Finish up and head out of the bathroom. Tell your wife you picked a little something up for her. You and your buddies had secretly went out V-Day shopping that day and picked it up for her. On the way back is when they decided to stop in at the bar and you really had nothing to do with that decision. Your wife will love you forever and ever. She will also most likely give you some ass. Take it, you should feel like a hero by now. Just think, you'll be pumping away at her and she will never know you fucked some trashy hooker with the very dick you're punishing her with.

                                                                          This will be a journey. Good luck, my new friend.
                                                                          i like the happy ending


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                                                                            • Bojangles
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                                                                              • Apr 2007
                                                                              • 5419
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by ADL Eddie
                                                                              i like the happy ending
                                                                              Are you sure? I could have ended it with a twist ending.

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                                                                                • carol.prime
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                                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                                  • 6960
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  first and foremost, why do you want to get a hooker, then? just make love to your wife.
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                                                                                    • ADL Eddie
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                                                                                      • Feb 2007
                                                                                      • 548
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by carol.prime
                                                                                      first and foremost, why do you want to get a hooker, then? just make love to your wife.

                                                                                      "Make love"? They are gonna revoke your pornographer's license for that!


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                                                                                        • GAMEFINEST
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                                                                                          • 14470
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          pay cash and use discrete email address, like yahoo and use a cell phone that is untraceable ...ooh yeah
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                                                                                            • pinkbits
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Feb 2007
                                                                                              • 367
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              lol !

                                                                                              dont take her to your house and no credit card and no from same area (dont shit in your own backyard)
                                                                                              good luck

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                                                                                                • TurboAngel
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                                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                                  • 30122
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Bojangles
                                                                                                  First off, pick up your wife a present. Preferably something that will fit into your pocket so you can keep it stashed on you without her knowing about it. Whatever you can hide on yourself, grab it. Doesn't have to be anything expensive.

                                                                                                  Rent a motel room. Buy some cigarettes and beer while you're at it. Pick up your hooker/lady friend. Fuck the living shit out of her. Send her packin'. Get a shower. Start drinking. Get really drunk or pretend you're really drunk (spill a bit of beer on yourself here and there) and smoke a ton of cigarettes. If you don't smoke, light them and let them burn in an ash tray right beside of you. This way their smell will be all over you. Call your wife from the motel and tell her to come pick you up. You were out with one of your friends and his girlfriend at a bar. All three of you got trashed and you some how got separated from them. Tell your wife you think they snuck out to go screw around and you think they forgot about you cause they were drunk.

                                                                                                  She'll ask why you were at a motel. Tell her you were drunk and didn't want to risk being charged with public intox. Better to waste $60 bucks on a cheap motel room rather than to get a fine of $1,000, right?

                                                                                                  By this time you get into the car with her she will want to kick you out. You will smell like old cigarettes and cheap beer. Hey, it's better than smelling like old lady and cheap pussy, right?

                                                                                                  When you get home you should now get yourself another shower as quickly as possible. Lock the door to the bathroom. Set the gift you got her earlier some where in the bathroom where it will not get wet. Finish up and head out of the bathroom. Tell your wife you picked a little something up for her. You and your buddies had secretly went out V-Day shopping that day and picked it up for her. On the way back is when they decided to stop in at the bar and you really had nothing to do with that decision. Your wife will love you forever and ever. She will also most likely give you some ass. Take it, you should feel like a hero by now. Just think, you'll be pumping away at her and she will never know you fucked some trashy hooker with the very dick you're punishing her with.

                                                                                                  This will be a journey. Good luck, my new friend.

                                                                                                  Wow!



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                                                                                                    • Sosa
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                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                      • 40149
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      lol awesome story

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                                                                                                        • CurrentlySober
                                                                                                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                                          • 38975
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by ADL Eddie
                                                                                                          "Make love"? They are gonna revoke your pornographer's license for that!
                                                                                                          Bots dont have a pornographer's license
                                                                                                          ️ ️

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                                                                                                            • Fap
                                                                                                              Just Du It
                                                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                                                              • 12094
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Danny B
                                                                                                              Dude, either you've been in this situation, or you have some serious issues

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                                                                                                                • Noe
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                                                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                                                  • 1082
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Why do you need to get a hooker on Valentines Day of all days? I mean, it might make some kind of sense if you were single, but it seems kind of twisted because you're married and you're doing it behind her back.
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                                                                                                                    • AC Content Girl
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                                                                                                                      • Jan 2008
                                                                                                                      • 36
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Any way to get your wife involved and get a hooker for the two of you? This way the hooker can focus on satisfying your wife and you can focus on the hooker.
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                                                                                                                        • theS2O
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                                                                                                                          • 4785
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                                                          Tell her you were out shopping for a gift for her...

                                                                                                                          Be sure to have a gift!!!

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                                                                                                                            • J. Falcon
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                                                                                                                              • 31587
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Kristian
                                                                                                                              You could start by not posting it on a forum she might one day read?
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                                                                                                                                • Paco, of Large Cash.
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                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 2267
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  have you tried burying her?

                                                                                                                                  That usually stops them from finding out about the stupid shit.

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                                                                                                                                    • ADL Eddie
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                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2007
                                                                                                                                      • 548
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Noe
                                                                                                                                      Why do you need to get a hooker on Valentines Day of all days? I mean, it might make some kind of sense if you were single, but it seems kind of twisted because you're married and you're doing it behind her back.
                                                                                                                                      Let me guess. You are a girl?


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                                                                                                                                        • ADL Eddie
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                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2007
                                                                                                                                          • 548
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by ProfitX Jules
                                                                                                                                          Any way to get your wife involved and get a hooker for the two of you? This way the hooker can focus on satisfying your wife and you can focus on the hooker.
                                                                                                                                          I'm thinking not.


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                                                                                                                                            • Tubestone
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                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2008
                                                                                                                                              • 189
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Danny B
                                                                                                                                              Dude, either you've been in this situation, or you have some serious issues
                                                                                                                                              lmaoooo word!

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                                                                                                                                                • Noe
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                                                                                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                                                                                  • 1082
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by ADL Eddie
                                                                                                                                                  Let me guess. You are a girl?
                                                                                                                                                  I'm a girl, but I don't have any problems with getting hookers...I think they're great and serve a great purpose. If you don't mind me saying, I just think it's kind of sad you need to lie to your wife on valentine's day so that you can get one...for yourself. I guess some men need to lie to their wives/significant others about that kind of thing, and I guess I can understand that, but like I said, it just seems kind of fucked up that you need to do it on valentine's day.
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                                                                                                                                                    • AC Content Girl
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                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2008
                                                                                                                                                      • 36
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      I think he's kidding (right?) but still it's a shame you don't find your wife attractive. I'm a girl too, so I feel bad for your wife.
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                                                                                                                                                        • D
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                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2006
                                                                                                                                                          • 7412
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                                                                                          Be sure to have a gift!!!
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                                                                                                                                                            • gimo33
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                                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                                              • 5599
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by ADL Eddie
                                                                                                                                                              You haven't seen my wife
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by DirtyProfits
                                                                                                                                                              how does she look?
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by ADL Eddie
                                                                                                                                                              im looking for a hooker on valentine's day
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                                                                                                                                                                • papill0n
                                                                                                                                                                  Unregistered Abuser
                                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2007
                                                                                                                                                                  • 15547
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  what goes around comes around

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                                                                                                                                                                    • ADL Eddie
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2007
                                                                                                                                                                      • 548
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Noe
                                                                                                                                                                      I just think it's kind of sad you need to lie to your wife on valentine's day so that you can get one.
                                                                                                                                                                      Huh? How else would I get a hooker on Valentine's Day? I need some romance.


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                                                                                                                                                                        • WiredGuy
                                                                                                                                                                          Pounding Googlebot
                                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 34515
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Bojangles
                                                                                                                                                                          First off, pick up your wife a present. Preferably something that will fit into your pocket so you can keep it stashed on you without her knowing about it. Whatever you can hide on yourself, grab it. Doesn't have to be anything expensive.

                                                                                                                                                                          Rent a motel room. Buy some cigarettes and beer while you're at it. Pick up your hooker/lady friend. Fuck the living shit out of her. Send her packin'. Get a shower. Start drinking. Get really drunk or pretend you're really drunk (spill a bit of beer on yourself here and there) and smoke a ton of cigarettes. If you don't smoke, light them and let them burn in an ash tray right beside of you. This way their smell will be all over you. Call your wife from the motel and tell her to come pick you up. You were out with one of your friends and his girlfriend at a bar. All three of you got trashed and you some how got separated from them. Tell your wife you think they snuck out to go screw around and you think they forgot about you cause they were drunk.

                                                                                                                                                                          She'll ask why you were at a motel. Tell her you were drunk and didn't want to risk being charged with public intox. Better to waste $60 bucks on a cheap motel room rather than to get a fine of $1,000, right?

                                                                                                                                                                          By this time you get into the car with her she will want to kick you out. You will smell like old cigarettes and cheap beer. Hey, it's better than smelling like old lady and cheap pussy, right?

                                                                                                                                                                          When you get home you should now get yourself another shower as quickly as possible. Lock the door to the bathroom. Set the gift you got her earlier some where in the bathroom where it will not get wet. Finish up and head out of the bathroom. Tell your wife you picked a little something up for her. You and your buddies had secretly went out V-Day shopping that day and picked it up for her. On the way back is when they decided to stop in at the bar and you really had nothing to do with that decision. Your wife will love you forever and ever. She will also most likely give you some ass. Take it, you should feel like a hero by now. Just think, you'll be pumping away at her and she will never know you fucked some trashy hooker with the very dick you're punishing her with.

                                                                                                                                                                          This will be a journey. Good luck, my new friend.

                                                                                                                                                                          You put way too much effort into planning all that, lol.
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Bojangles
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2007
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 5419
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                                                                                                                                                  You put way too much effort into planning all that, lol.
                                                                                                                                                                                  WG
                                                                                                                                                                                  I was bored.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • ADL Eddie
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2007
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 548
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      none of the hookers even answered their phone. everyone had the same i idea i guess


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                                                                                                                                                                                        • digifan
                                                                                                                                                                                          The Profiler
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 14618
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by TSV
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • crockett
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • May 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by ADL Eddie
                                                                                                                                                                                              How do I get a hooker for Valentine's Day without my wife finding out? Tips?
                                                                                                                                                                                              Call the Anal Hobit Im' sure he has some tips..
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Bojangles
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2007
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by ADL Eddie
                                                                                                                                                                                                  none of the hookers even answered their phone. everyone had the same i idea i guess
                                                                                                                                                                                                  That's a shame.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • VeriSexy
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Lol @ the responses
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