Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Believe what you want to believe, idiot. This could have been a nice thread. 2HP started it in a funny and elegant manner. When I returned home and caught it, I saw that the thread was close to hitting the second page with only two responses, so I chose to help bump it by making a post (I appreciate good writing and consider Jack a friend and a kindred spirit, although we have never met in person).