Originally Posted by WarChild

Oh yeah, I forgot about the super powers.

BEING A PARENT DOESN'T GIVE YOU SUPER POWERS.

You're still the same fucking shlep you were before you had kids. You aren't any stronger, faster or better. You're just a little more beaten down by the wife, that's about it. Ever watch Fear Factor? Ever notice someone's always "I'm doing it for my kids!"? Ever notice that same fucker always goes out ASAP too. Kids or no kids, you suck.