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  • European Lee
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2002
    • 7133

    #1

    Homosexuality Vs. The Bible Take One

    Dear Dr. Laura,

    Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Law and how to follow them.

    1. When I burn a bull on the altar as
    a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to him. Should I smite them?

    2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

    3. Lev. 25:44 states that I may
    indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are
    purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

    4. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2. The passage clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

    5. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

    6. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

    7. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should they die?

    8. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

    9. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

    I know you have studied these things
    extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

    Your adoring fan,

    James M. Kauffman
    Ed.D. Professor Emeritus



    I especially like #4 LOL

    Regards,

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  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46917

    #2
    Fuck off Lee.

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    • AndyMike
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      • Oct 2003
      • 85

      #3
      haha lee you find some of the best things.
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      • European Lee
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        • Dec 2002
        • 7133

        #4
        Originally posted by AndyMike
        haha lee you find some of the best things.
        Actually i have to give credit to Buck Angel from http://www.transsexual-man.com for posting that over on GWW all i did was repost it here

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        • AndyMike
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          • Oct 2003
          • 85

          #5
          dude, why are the people over here such bitchs? i swear, you would think they are little kids with a phone line instead of business owners.
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          • candyflip
            Carpe Visio
            • Jul 2002
            • 43074

            #6
            "Religion is the opiate of the masses." - Karl Marx

            Spend you some brain.
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            • European Lee
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              • Dec 2002
              • 7133

              #7
              Originally posted by AndyMike
              dude, why are the people over here such bitchs? i swear, you would think they are little kids with a phone line instead of business owners.
              Haha well for the most part mommy doesnt know they are using her computer to surf the interweb ;)

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              • candyflip
                Carpe Visio
                • Jul 2002
                • 43074

                #8
                Originally posted by AndyMike
                dude, why are the people over here such bitchs? i swear, you would think they are little kids with a phone line instead of business owners.
                You just nailed 85% of GFY

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                • AndyMike
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                  • Oct 2003
                  • 85

                  #9
                  hahaha that is what I figured.
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                  • mardigras
                    Bon temps!
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 14194

                    #10
                    The quickest way to shut up funkamentalists is to start throwing back the verses they don't follow

                    The whole purpose of Jesus's death was redemption in the impossibility to not sin.
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                    • Fletch XXX
                      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 60840

                      #11
                      god asks people to kill their own kids, if you think god doesnt want to kill homosexuals you are mistaken.

                      god wants kids, wives, and gays dead.

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                      • unconnected
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                        • Aug 2001
                        • 1025

                        #12
                        oh man..that is genius..

                        I so hope they reply to that one
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                        • AndyMike
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                          • Oct 2003
                          • 85

                          #13
                          I'm guessing you asked him this today, Mr Bush?
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                          • Goose
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                            • Mar 2004
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                            #14
                            hahah No 4 is really the best! Nice!
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                            • mardigras
                              Bon temps!
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 14194

                              #15
                              Hey Andy, good to see ya here!
                              .

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                              • retrograde
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                                • Jul 2004
                                • 235

                                #16
                                Originally posted by AndyMike
                                dude, why are the people over here such bitchs? i swear, you would think they are little kids with a phone line instead of business owners.
                                So true.

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                                • AndyMike
                                  Registered User
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 85

                                  #17
                                  Thanks! It's good to be here. (I think lol)

                                  Originally posted by mardigras
                                  Hey Andy, good to see ya here!
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                                  • Basic_man
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                                    • Oct 2003
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                                    #18
                                    Rolf, pretty funny :D
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                                    • crockett
                                      in a van by the river
                                      • May 2003
                                      • 76818

                                      #19
                                      too funny I stoled this and posted it on another board I sometime post on that has a bunch of religious people that claim porn is the devils works..lol it will be a field day..



                                      3. Lev. 25:44 states that I may
                                      indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are
                                      purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
                                      BTW can anyone give me some more info on this part.. I'd sure like to have a few slaves to do my work so I don't have too, any help would be much appreciated..

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                                      • WarChild
                                        Let slip the dogs of war.
                                        • Jan 2003
                                        • 17263

                                        #20
                                        http://www.godhatesfags.com
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                                        • EviLGuY
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 12745

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by European Lee
                                          Dear Dr. Laura,

                                          Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Law and how to follow them.

                                          1. When I burn a bull on the altar as
                                          a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to him. Should I smite them?

                                          2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

                                          3. Lev. 25:44 states that I may
                                          indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are
                                          purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

                                          4. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2. The passage clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

                                          5. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

                                          6. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

                                          7. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should they die?

                                          8. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

                                          9. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

                                          I know you have studied these things
                                          extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

                                          Your adoring fan,

                                          James M. Kauffman
                                          Ed.D. Professor Emeritus



                                          I especially like #4 LOL

                                          Regards,

                                          Lee
                                          I've read that before.. it's good stuff. Hypocrisy and religion go hand in hand these days.

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