Originally Posted by Topbuxom Lee

13. What do they call the bathrooms at the office?
Falluja #1, Falluja #2 (they are always being BOMBED)

Why do they call you the bathroom natzi?

Because I'm sick and tired of:
1.) The seat being up
2.) The seat being down and pissed all over
3.) The floor being pissed on
4.) The bowl being stained by massive dumps

I've had to put the hammer down and turn one of the uni-sex bathrooms into the "ladies room". However, I STILL find the seat up.....and I think it's Kevin

14. Why all the toilet/bathroom issues? Is this some unresolved childhood development thing?

I'm a GERMAPHOBE....I'd put Howard Hughes to shame.