Softball Players: I want an Illegal Bat.

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  • boneprone
    Hall Of Fame
    • Jan 2001
    • 34415
    #1

    Softball Players: I want an Illegal Bat.

    Joining a softball league today and Ill be damned if im an avarage Joe.

    I've had my check book ready to buy this bat for $300.00 and that bat for $300.00 becasue they are reviewed to be bad ass mother fuckers... And i know the avarage softball white trash Joe wont be equiped with such equipment. I want an arsonal of em.. But the ASA has em on the banned bat list...

    What the fuck!!!!

    So today i bought a Orange Crush doctored up and shaved for 300.00 from one of the better bat doctors in the country. SHould give me that illegal edge im lookin for.

    But the Miken Ultra bat is the fucking best. I guess its even allwing 65 year olds and women to hit it 500 feet out of the park!! Its that damn good. But its the most banned bat in the Softball..


    Well i found a guy who paints these illegal bats and then puts stickers on em to look like other kind of bats!! Its like something Mr. T would do in the A-Team.. Paint and add new decals to a bat so officialls cant tell its an illegal bat.

    Here's one on ebay.
    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...e=STRK:MEWA:IT

    I think im gunna buy it..

    Are there others like me out there? Or am i the only one who's into that edge..

    Where are the Russians when ya need em? (oh wiat wrong industry)
    Last edited by boneprone; 08-18-2004, 02:38 PM.

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    • freeadultcontent
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2002
      • 9976
      #2
      I sale half water filled bat cheap.

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        • boneprone
          Hall Of Fame
          • Jan 2001
          • 34415
          #3
          any adult webmasters play softball??

          Hell i havent played in 15 years since early highschool days.

          But a buddy of mine is trying to get me to play with some big guys he wants me to network with. I guess the marketing director of the blazers is on the team and some retired oakland radiers football dude

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            • freeadultcontent
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2002
              • 9976
              #4
              Originally posted by boneprone
              any adult webmasters play softball??

              Hell i havent played in 15 years since early highschool days.

              But a buddy of mine is trying to get me to play with some big guys he wants me to network with. I guess the marketing director of the blazers is on the team and some retired oakland radiers football dude
              Fiance does. Odd rules though.

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                • pornstar2pac
                  Omaha Hi/Lo
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 17380
                  #5
                  pay off the umpires. that's the easy way
                  Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

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                    • boneprone
                      Hall Of Fame
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 34415
                      #6
                      Originally posted by pornstar2pac
                      pay off the umpires. that's the easy way
                      I could care less if we win.

                      I just want to hit some outta the park!

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                        • pornstar2pac
                          Omaha Hi/Lo
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 17380
                          #7
                          Originally posted by boneprone
                          I could care less if we win.

                          I just want to hit some outta the park!

                          then , you're shit out out of luck
                          Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

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                            • Sosa
                              In Tushy Land
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 40149
                              #8
                              Sup Bone, I played this summer with a bunch of college age people. Was alot of fun, we could have used a few of those bats, we fucking sucked. It was just a good get together to drink and enjoy the night once a week. Fun times.

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                                • kristin
                                  GOO!
                                  • Sep 2002
                                  • 9768
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by boneprone
                                  any adult webmasters play softball??

                                  Hell i havent played in 15 years since early highschool days.

                                  But a buddy of mine is trying to get me to play with some big guys he wants me to network with. I guess the marketing director of the blazers is on the team and some retired oakland radiers football dude
                                  Haha, I know of an adult team that plays here in Tucson! They have a game tonight actually. : )
                                  Vacares rules.

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                                    • Allison
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                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 2068
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by kristin
                                      Haha, I know of an adult team that plays here in Tucson! They have a game tonight actually. : )

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                                        • Face (o_0)
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • May 2004
                                          • 2617
                                          #11
                                          have you ever hit a home run?

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                                            • SykkBoy2
                                              Jesus loves bacon
                                              • Feb 2001
                                              • 19969
                                              #12
                                              I haven't played for years
                                              when I was younger, I subbewd on my grandfather's church league team a couple times

                                              I loved baseball as a kid and was pretty good, but the parents ruined it....too bad when I look at the money even mediocre ball players are making these days...
                                              I've been thinking of joining a softball league though....any sport you can drink a beer while participating is is good (that's why I love bowling)
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