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For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on
nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those
conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than North Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than North Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than North Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than North Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of bratwurst sausages and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: You can eat and drink what you like, but speaking English is apparently what kills you!!

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