Why you should NEVER eat my chili...

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  • iwantchixx
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2002
    • 12860

    #1

    Why you should NEVER eat my chili...

    My Ass Burns From Methane Gas!!!!!!
  • chase
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 6019

    #2
    Those screaming hot cheetos do it to me, but they are so friggin yummy! lol
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    • Sosa
      In Tushy Land
      • Oct 2002
      • 40149

      #3
      Chili is fucking awesome, haven't had any since the winter time though.

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      • iwantchixx
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Oct 2002
        • 12860

        #4
        Originally posted by Sosa
        Chili is fucking awesome, haven't had any since the winter time though.

        I think I put too much spice n shit in mine. It's so hot that my gf has to have a glass of milk in one hand and her chilli in the other. it's pretty sad. Almost makes ya get a buzz on.

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        • C_U_Next_Tuesday
          WW4L
          • Oct 2002
          • 10581

          #5
          if it doesnt make your eyes water and take your breath away.. it aint chili. Great place in Austin, TX "the Texas Chili Parlor".. has chili that will make you cry and melt your asshole..mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm throw some jalapenos on top for flavor

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          • wdsguy
            Ryde or Die
            • Dec 2002
            • 19568

            #6
            Damn reminds me of the hot cheetos i just had

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            • iwantchixx
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Oct 2002
              • 12860

              #7
              Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
              if it doesnt make your eyes water and take your breath away.. it aint chili. Great place in Austin, TX "the Texas Chili Parlor".. has chili that will make you cry and melt your asshole..mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm throw some jalapenos on top for flavor

              as my gf so elequently put it "Oh no, my asshole is going to start screaming" after here first bite.

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              • Vitasoy
                GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                • Oct 2003
                • 58202

                #8
                Originally posted by chase
                Those screaming hot cheetos do it to me, but they are so friggin yummy! lol

                haha I gotta pick some of that up if I see it.


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                • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                  WW4L
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 10581

                  #9
                  Originally posted by iwantchixx
                  as my gf so elequently put it "Oh no, my asshole is going to start screaming" after here first bite.
                  time to break out the preperation H pads..it cools the burn

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                  • DavieVegas
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 6117

                    #10
                    ya it looks worse and feels way worse coming out then going in
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                    • Firehorse
                      Desire it and have it!!!
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 30767

                      #11
                      I have a weakness for chilli!
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                      • Sarah_Jayne
                        Now with more Jayne
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 40077

                        #12
                        same with spicy indian. ring of fire time.

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                        • Manowar
                          jellyfish  
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 71528

                          #13
                          Never eaten it, probably never will

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                          • Preacher
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 2970

                            #14
                            I hate it when my ass burns. Farts can be agressive

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