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  • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
    Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
    • Jul 2004
    • 38323

    #1

    ***Traci Lords To Star In New Porno Movie***



    It's true...

    At 39 years old, Traci Lords has been cast in the lead role of Kevin Smith's new movie titled, "Zack & Miri Make a Porno".

    Zack & Miri Make a Porno centers around two lifelong friends -- Zack and Miri -- who after finding themselves deep in debt, enlist their friends to make a pornographic movie with the goal of earning some quick cash.
    Seth Rogan is also in on this one, so it should be hilarious if nothing else...

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  • StuartD
    Sofa King Band
    • Jul 2002
    • 29903

    #2
    Does she play a 16 year old in the film?
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    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
      Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
      • Jul 2004
      • 38323

      #3
      Originally posted by StuartD
      Does she play a 16 year old in the film?
      Knowing Smith's irreverent style, I expect some sort of references to Traci's past to pop up. Hopefully she doesn't end up costing him a lot of money, like she did the adult industry back in the day.

      Here are some captures from her only legal porno flick:



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      • GatorB
        The Demon & 12clicks
        • Oct 2001
        • 18208

        #4
        She should have got back in porn after turning 18 instead of just making one porno. It's not like she's been a huge mainstream star. Most of her roles have been small bits and she only gets those because of her past reputation. Dirctors are like "Let's that that chick that made pornos when she was 16. That'll get us an audience." Kind of sick thinking if you ask me. What roles is she going to get when she's 50 when she can't act and most people weren't old enough to even have seen any of her pornos? And really who wants to see a 50 year old former porn star act anyways?

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        • Sarah_Jayne
          Now with more Jayne
          • Dec 2002
          • 40077

          #5
          I will go see it because I am a Kevin Smith fan but I might mutter under my breath when she comes on.

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          • nico-t
            emperor of my world
            • Aug 2004
            • 29901

            #6
            imd says its an actress named Elizabeth Banks
            http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1007028/

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            • MattO
              The O is for Oohhh
              • Feb 2003
              • 10861

              #7
              About 9 years ago I was co-writing an indie film and we were in talks with Traci about being in it, and her demands were so ridiculous that we stopped trying to hire her.

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              • LiveDose
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                • Feb 2002
                • 25792

                #8
                They always come back.

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                • CaptainHowdy
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                  • Dec 2004
                  • 94179

                  #9
                  She sucks at acting...

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                  • Scott McD
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                    • Nov 2002
                    • 67792

                    #10
                    Pretty hot for a 39 year old !!


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                    • sinclair
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                      • Aug 2004
                      • 1431

                      #11
                      I wish Jenna, could have aged that gracefully.

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                      • Rochard
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                        • Dec 2001
                        • 75767

                        #12
                        I think the entire industry should do everything in their power to prevent this movie from happening.

                        Traci Lords is a fucking whore. She blames everything wrong with her life on the adult industry, yet if you read her book it seems her problems started long before she knew what porn was.

                        Using fake ID she got from the state of California, she reinvented child porn as we know it. She destroyed many lives and at the end of the day was the only one who didn't get into trouble. We now have 2257 regs because of her.
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                        • baddog
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 107089

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Rochard
                          I think the entire industry should do everything in their power to prevent this movie from happening.

                          Traci Lords is a fucking whore. She blames everything wrong with her life on the adult industry, yet if you read her book it seems her problems started long before she knew what porn was.

                          Using fake ID she got from the state of California, she reinvented child porn as we know it. She destroyed many lives and at the end of the day was the only one who didn't get into trouble. We now have 2257 regs because of her.
                          I don't think people into CP would consider a 16 year old their cup of tea.

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                          • Drake
                            Hello world!
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 12508

                            #14
                            She has aged gracefully, but Rochard is right on the money.

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                            • CosmicTang
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                              • Feb 2007
                              • 1478

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Rochard
                              I think the entire industry should do everything in their power to prevent this movie from happening.

                              Traci Lords is a fucking whore. She blames everything wrong with her life on the adult industry, yet if you read her book it seems her problems started long before she knew what porn was.

                              Using fake ID she got from the state of California, she reinvented child porn as we know it. She destroyed many lives and at the end of the day was the only one who didn't get into trouble. We now have 2257 regs because of her.
                              sounds like a 'let's move on' moment for everyone.
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                              • tony299
                                lurker
                                • Aug 2002
                                • 57021

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Rochard
                                I think the entire industry should do everything in their power to prevent this movie from happening.

                                Traci Lords is a fucking whore. She blames everything wrong with her life on the adult industry, yet if you read her book it seems her problems started long before she knew what porn was.

                                Using fake ID she got from the state of California, she reinvented child porn as we know it. She destroyed many lives and at the end of the day was the only one who didn't get into trouble. We now have 2257 regs because of her.
                                amen brother. Read the other hollywood : http://www.amazon.com/Other-Hollywoo...592775&sr=1-13
                                she was a monster.

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                                • JP-pornshooter
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 4007

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                  Knowing Smith's irreverent style, I expect some sort of references to Traci's past to pop up. Hopefully she doesn't end up costing him a lot of money, like she did the adult industry back in the day.

                                  Here are some captures from her only legal porno flick:



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                                  thanks for the caps, she was a hottie for sure but created a little more paperwork for all of us..
                                  i was in europe around 10 years ago, staying at hotel, they had adult movies with her from before she was 18 on the payperview channels.. guess its not a big deal in europe.
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                                  • tranza
                                    ICQ: 197-556-237
                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 57559

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by MattO
                                    her demands were so ridiculous that we stopped trying to hire her.
                                    Like what??
                                    I'm just a newbie.

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                                    • the real magoo
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Sep 2001
                                      • 1637

                                      #19
                                      She should have stayed in the porn industry

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                                      • nikki99
                                        Supermodel
                                        • Nov 2004
                                        • 23072

                                        #20
                                        coolio to have her back
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                                        • NosMo
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                                          • Mar 2007
                                          • 1025

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                          She sucks at acting...
                                          Yes but does she suck at sucking?

                                          NosMo

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                                          • charlie g
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                                            • Aug 2006
                                            • 2759

                                            #22
                                            I think her body is hot! 39 and ripe.
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                                            • DaddyHalbucks
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                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 18975

                                              #23
                                              Looks pretty MILFish, if you ask me.
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                                              • bronco67
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Dec 2006
                                                • 29026

                                                #24
                                                That's not really a porn movie, now is it?

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                                                • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                  Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                  • 38323

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by nico-t
                                                  imd says its an actress named Elizabeth Banks
                                                  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1007028/
                                                  Apparently you are correct. The first article I saw indicated that she was going to star in the movie, however I saw elsewhere that she will have a supporting role, as will porn star Katie Morgan (Red Ezra shot this pick for a Katie web site - nice work David):



                                                  Can't blame Kevin Smith for casting people that should provide an additional draw for his movie.

                                                  His last film, Clerks 2, was a riot...

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                                                  • CleopatraoftheNile
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                                                    • Dec 2007
                                                    • 284

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by LiveDose
                                                    They always come back.
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                                                    • Sarah_Jayne
                                                      Now with more Jayne
                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 40077

                                                      #27
                                                      Clerks is my favorite film and I didn't actually like Clerks 2. Simply because the dialogue wasn't up to par for me in comparison with the first. My theory is that Kevin knew what it was like to be Dante and Randall at the stage in their lives they were at in Clerks but he doesn't (and rightfully so) know what it is like to be at their age and be a waster at the stage they would be at in Clerks 2.

                                                      Randall in Clerks is one of my favorite film characters of all time but I wanted to punch him in most of Clerks 2. Him and Dante didn't talk to each other in a way that felt true to the characters *until* they went to jail. That one scene was the most 'Dante and Randall' exchange of the whole film.

                                                      I came out of the film for the first time in a Kevin Smith film and thought it was time for him to write about being a grown up..which is where his life is now rather than harping back to the person he isn't any longer.

                                                      I am hoping films like this is the right track. I also have a hunch that after Reaper he will be doing a lot more TV which could be good for him long term. I mean, My Name Is Earl was Kevin Smith without Kevin Smith..so do Kevin Smith tv for real.

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                                                      • Tickler
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                                                        • Jul 2005
                                                        • 650

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Rochard
                                                        We now have 2257 regs because of her.
                                                        Ummmm.........

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                                                        • madfuck
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                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                          • 2032

                                                          #29
                                                          hummmmmmm, bump !!!!

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                                                          • L-Pink
                                                            working on my tan
                                                            • Mar 2005
                                                            • 39151

                                                            #30
                                                            If she presents a valid state drivers licence how would 2257 have prevented her from working?

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                                                            • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                              Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                              • 38323

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                              If she presents a valid state drivers licence how would 2257 have prevented her from working?
                                                              Good point...

                                                              I've heard that the reason the government dropped it's case against the producers in the Traci Lords case was because the fake ID which Lords had used to dupe the porn industry was a U.S. passport in the name of Traci Lords.

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