Damn Mexican With Balloon Bouquet scared the shit outta me and my girl

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  • Fletch XXX
    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
    • Jan 2002
    • 60840

    #1

    Damn Mexican With Balloon Bouquet scared the shit outta me and my girl

    I was taking a fucking shower.

    Feeling the nice water run down my smooth and calling young body. All of a sudden i start hearing loud popping sounds (really loud) sounds like multiple explosions, the lights starts flickering on and off, my dog starts barking, i jump out open the door, lights are flashing in my whole place. the cat runs by and hides under my bed.

    I enter living room named, with water dripping off my tight butt cheeks and running down my welcoming legs.

    come to find out, a damn mexican selling those silver "birthday-style" baloons got a whole bouquette of them caught in the electric wires outside and made a few powerlines cross, very startling.

    fucking idiots ruined my shower.

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  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    ? the car runs by and hides under my bed

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    • Fletch XXX
      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
      • Jan 2002
      • 60840

      #3
      Originally posted by spunky1
      ? the car runs by and hides under my bed
      i had that typo fixed before you posted this ;)

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      • Magg
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2004
        • 4467

        #4

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        • Jer
          God is Brazilian
          • Feb 2001
          • 10601

          #5
          Originally posted by Fletch XXX
          Feeling the nice water run down my smooth and calling young body. I enter living room named, with water dripping off my tight butt cheeks and running down my welcoming legs.
          I'm so horny

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          • cherrylula
            lol
            • Jan 2002
            • 15969

            #6
            I thought something exploded, it was loud. Scary that some stupid balloons caused something so extreme.

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            • HarlotCash Dyker
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2003
              • 1828

              #7
              Should have snapped a few shots - Would have bought them from you for one of my balloon fetish sites!
              !!!Harlot Cash<<>>Harlot Cash<<>>Harlot Cash<<>>Harlot Cash!!!

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              • cherrylula
                lol
                • Jan 2002
                • 15969

                #8
                Originally posted by HarlotCash Dyker
                Should have snapped a few shots - Would have bought them from you for one of my balloon fetish sites!
                attack of the killer balloons? is that a fetish?

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                • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                  WW4L
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 10581

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                  I was taking a fucking shower.

                  Feeling the nice water run down my smooth and calling young body. All of a sudden i start hearing loud popping sounds (really loud) sounds like multiple explosions, the lights starts flickering on and off, my dog starts barking, i jump out open the door, lights are flashing in my whole place. the cat runs by and hides under my bed.

                  I enter living room named, with water dripping off my tight butt cheeks and running down my welcoming legs.

                  thread no good without pics!!

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                  • Shoplifter
                    Richest man in Babylon
                    • Jan 2002
                    • 5878

                    #10
                    Originally posted by spunky1
                    ? the car runs by and hides under my bed
                    I'm getting this tattoed on my ass.
                    I Like Blondes

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                    • p1mpdogg
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 16714

                      #11
                      that story kinda got me hard....
                      A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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                      • mardigras
                        Bon temps!
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 14194

                        #12
                        Originally posted by cherrylula
                        attack of the killer balloons? is that a fetish?
                        Horny balloons just waiting to explode for you!
                        CLICK HERE for free tour!
                        .

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                        • EviLSuperstaR
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2004
                          • 804

                          #13
                          [QUOTE]Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                          I was taking a fucking shower.

                          Feeling the nice water run down my smooth and calling young body. All of a sudden i start hearing loud popping sounds (really loud) sounds like multiple explosions, the lights starts flickering on and off, my dog starts barking, i jump out open the door, lights are flashing in my whole place. the cat runs by and hides under my bed.

                          I enter living room named, with water dripping off my tight butt cheeks and running down my welcoming legs.

                          come to find out, a damn mexican selling those silver "birthday-style" baloons got a whole bouquette of them caught in the electric wires outside and made a few powerlines cross, very startling.

                          fucking idiots ruined my shower.
                          [/QUOTE

                          Americans are born scared

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                          • BRISK
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 12240

                            #14
                            Why do I have a boner?
                            I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                            I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                            • cherrylula
                              lol
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 15969

                              #15
                              Hey man, violent explosive sounds about twenty feet away at most, and the entire house lit up with blinding white bursts of light. Yeah it was scary for a few seconds.

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                              • SetTheWorldonFire
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2002
                                • 7444

                                #16
                                They should get rid of those dam mexicans forever
                                www.STWOFDesign.com
                                hit me up on icq 154206276 or Skype: JaimeGizzle

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                                • QuaWee
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 5791

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
                                  They should get rid of those dam mexicans forever
                                  ignorant sob...
                                  i luv mainstream

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                                  • zzgundamnzz
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Apr 2002
                                    • 6102

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by mardigras
                                    Horny balloons just waiting to explode for you!
                                    CLICK HERE for free tour!
                                    Damn wheres the link... I need to signup!


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                                    • Doctor Dre
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 51692

                                      #19
                                      ROFL . Was there any electricity problem ?
                                      Originally posted by rayadp05
                                      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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