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  • nofx
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2002
    • 16826
    #1

    How can I join Al-qaeda ?

    post the link and I will signup under you...

    Often times I wonder why
    There's love and hate, theres live or die.
    When sickness comes I must decide:
    When feelings go, theres suicide.
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    • sonofsam
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 18647
      #2
      their affiliate program is down.. i'm still waiting on my check... i think their laxin on the beach with ibill
      I like turtles.

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        • David!
          By the wrath of Agamemnon
          • Apr 2004
          • 6501
          #3
          http://www.idiot.com/
          .

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            • pornguy
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Mar 2003
              • 62910
              #4
              are you truly dumb as a fucking rock???
              Why the fuck would you put something like that on a board like this. Dont you think there are enough feds reading this board?
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                • smack
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                  • Mar 2002
                  • 10652
                  #5
                  their payout structure looks pretty good. 3 goats and 40 virgins for every suicide bomb. not a bad deal.
                  Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                    • nofx
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 16826
                      #6
                      Originally posted by pornguy
                      are you truly dumb as a fucking rock???
                      Why the fuck would you put something like that on a board like this. Dont you think there are enough feds reading this board?
                      'keep them in fear and you will control them'

                      Often times I wonder why
                      There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                      When sickness comes I must decide:
                      When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                        • David!
                          By the wrath of Agamemnon
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 6501
                          #7
                          Originally posted by nofx
                          'keep them in fear and you will control them'

                          yeah, the feds fear you all right
                          .

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                            • Rob
                              I'm a great bowler.
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 13310
                              #8
                              Originally posted by nofx
                              post the link and I will signup under you...
                              I laughed out loud at this.

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                                • nofx
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 16826
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by smack
                                  their payout structure looks pretty good. 3 goats and 40 virgins for every suicide bomb. not a bad deal.
                                  and thats just 1st level in their 4 tier payment system!

                                  Often times I wonder why
                                  There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                  When sickness comes I must decide:
                                  When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                    • azguy
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 5167
                                      #10
                                      LOL.

                                      Atleast the FBI can now justify the GFY task force budget. I'm sure one of their agents picked up on your previous thread ;)

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                                        • nofx
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 16826
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by PussyMan

                                          yeah, the feds fear you all right
                                          Man Pussy, you just showed how truely dumb you are.

                                          Often times I wonder why
                                          There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                          When sickness comes I must decide:
                                          When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                            • $5 submissions
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                                              • Nov 2003
                                              • 32189
                                              #12
                                              LOL. "Post the link and I'll sign up under you" hahahahha Dennis Miller/George Carlin on GFY!

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                                                • azguy
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                  • 5167
                                                  #13
                                                  hehehee

                                                  this thread really made me laugh.. good replies here

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                                                    • NoCarrier
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                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                      • 16356
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by nofx
                                                      How can I join Al-qaeda ?
                                                      Why? I'm sure they have enough goats already.

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                                                        • Aquarius
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 4754
                                                          #15
                                                          I can assure you they do NOT shave.

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                                                            • Furious_Female
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                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 8187
                                                              #16
                                                              This isn't funny... but ...ok it is
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                                                                • sonofsam
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                  • 18647
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Aquarius
                                                                  I can assure you they do NOT shave.
                                                                  I like turtles.

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                                                                    • David!
                                                                      By the wrath of Agamemnon
                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                      • 6501
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by nofx
                                                                      Man Pussy, you just showed how truely dumb you are.
                                                                      Shut up shit stain, you are bothering my monitor
                                                                      .

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                                                                        • brand0n
                                                                          been very busy
                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                          • 26983
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Aquarius
                                                                          I can assure you they do NOT shave.
                                                                          boohoohahaha
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                                                                            • cambaby
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                              • 3141
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Oh and to the feds that read this thread you may want to check out nofx really well he dabbles in lots of other fun stuff. Fight the power nofx! Rage against the machine!

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                                                                                • cambaby
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                  • 3141
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Man I was searching all over for that affiliate link... ahh here it is
                                                                                  http://shorl.com/huprefrigohytre

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                                                                                    • Mysterio
                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                      • 50
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      UNited States Department of Justice?!?!?!!? They won't let me spam them, al queda for life!

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                                                                                        • DWB
                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                          • 31779
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I will warn you that they are sometimes late with payments. International mail from Afghanistan can run late from time to time.

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                                                                                            • cambaby
                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                                              • 3141
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                                                                              I will warn you that they are sometimes late with payments. International mail from Afghanistan can run late from time to time.
                                                                                              Isnt that the norm in the adult biz?

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                                                                                                • KRL
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                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                  • 31429
                                                                                                  #25
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                                                                                                    • TexasDreams
                                                                                                      former Miserable Admin :)
                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                      • 4700
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by nofx
                                                                                                      post the link and I will signup under you...
                                                                                                      Just duct tape a shitload of high explosives to your chest and light the fuse. Allah will save you a seat for any remains that the authorities can pick up with a spatula or sponge.

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                                                                                                        • Minister of Information
                                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                                                                          • 15
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by nofx
                                                                                                          post the link and I will signup under you...
                                                                                                          We are booked solid till next March. Please return to your homes.

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                                                                                                            • jollyperv
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Nov 2001
                                                                                                              • 3927
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                                                                                              I will warn you that they are sometimes late with payments. International mail from Afghanistan can run late from time to time.

                                                                                                              Your sig reminds me of the captive black zombie in the dawn of the dead remake.

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                                                                                                                • kuthi123
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                                                                                  • 6478
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Aquarius
                                                                                                                  I can assure you they do NOT shave.

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                                                                                                                    • Webby
                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                      • 14956
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by nofx
                                                                                                                      post the link and I will signup under you...
                                                                                                                      I don't spam affilate links but it's easy. You just have to fill in the forms, much the same as the CIA, but the vetting process is tighter and you have to prove yourself and blow something up - don't matter what or who tho.
                                                                                                                      XXX TLD's - Another mosquito to swat.

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                                                                                                                        • rickholio
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                          • 1914
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Aquarius
                                                                                                                          I can assure you they do NOT shave.


                                                                                                                          You literally made me laugh out loud, ya sick bastard!
                                                                                                                          ~

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                                                                                                                            • Aquarius
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                                                                              • 4754
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by rickholio


                                                                                                                              You literally made me laugh out loud, ya sick bastard!

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                                                                                                                                • zvik
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 696
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by smack
                                                                                                                                  their payout structure looks pretty good. 3 goats and 40 virgins for every suicide bomb. not a bad deal.
                                                                                                                                  it's 72 virgins and 4.3 goats, somebody there fooled you.

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                                                                                                                                    • manne
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                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 641
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      hehe
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                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 32189
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          They even have a REWARD program. Unfortunately, all REWARDS are ethereal goods only. No physical/tangible items in the catalog.

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                                                                                                                                            • smack
                                                                                                                                              Push Porn Like Weight.
                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 10652
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by zvik
                                                                                                                                              it's 72 virgins and 4.3 goats, somebody there fooled you.

                                                                                                                                              forget about the virgins! i am being screwed out of 1.3 goats!
                                                                                                                                              Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                                                                                                                • erehwon
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                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 3759
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Funny, they never mention how old these 72 virgins are...

                                                                                                                                                  Imagine the shock and suprise of some dumb homicide bomber after blowing himself up next to a Abrams tank and soon afterwards being surrounded by 72 virgins clear into their eighties!
                                                                                                                                                  Money NEVER $leep$...

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                                                                                                                                                    • VeriSexy
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                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 25463
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Aquarius
                                                                                                                                                      I can assure you they do NOT shave.

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                                                                                                                                                        • Dagwolf
                                                                                                                                                          President of Canada
                                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 23141
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          There is no money in terror.
                                                                                                                                                          Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                                                                            • flashfire
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                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                                              • 13098
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Aquarius
                                                                                                                                                              I can assure you they do NOT shave.
                                                                                                                                                              nice, thats what I was thinking

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                                                                                                                                                                • Manowar
                                                                                                                                                                  jellyfish  
                                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                                  • 71528
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  al-qaeda.com/?wm_refer=osama

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                                                                                                                                                                    • alexg
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                                                      • 11287
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Aquarius
                                                                                                                                                                      I can assure you they do NOT shave.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Satisfaction
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                                                          • 10900
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          damn so much spam

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                                                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                                                              • 11287
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                                                                                                                                                              There is no money in terror.


                                                                                                                                                                              this thread is too funny

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • wjxxx
                                                                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 4448
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      why you feeding Echelon ?

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Postmaster
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 260
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          One's gotta know how to fuck the goat before one can join al Qaeda
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • EviLSuperstaR
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 804
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by nofx
                                                                                                                                                                                              post the link and I will signup under you...
                                                                                                                                                                                              Ask George Bush jr. he is good friends with the founders

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