After starting
this thread I got a bright idea... I'll compete with Lensman!
So I went and registered LittleViennaSausagePizza.com
I'm thinking to myself... "Not everyone wants that much sausage!"
So I'll soon start going door to door here in town to all the sorority houses carrying a "small personal pizza" with my little vienna stickin' through the bottom. That way, both sides of the market are covered.